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ROMANES EUNT DOMUS! - ROMANI ITE DOMUM!

"Thank you all, great team. Not that there was a team, because there was no mission" Roquefort winks. He waves goodbye to Carlos.

Roquefort delays a moment, watching the blood flow out onto the ground, and keeping an eye on the medobserve interface as the digital readout provides a real-time monitoring of the high-priest slipping off their mortal coil; as everything inevitably flatlines Roquefort makes his exit.

Thanks GM!

Fixed :)

Roquefort tries shooting her back!

Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (9) + 16 = 25 FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (3, 3) + 5 + (5, 5, 1, 1, 3, 6) = 32 F
+11 Bleed damage.

Day Job - Bounty Hunter 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (5) + 26 = 31

Roquefort takes the blow but also uses the moment to shoot the leader!

Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28 FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (3, 2) + 5 + (6, 4, 6, 8, 7, 3) = 44 F
+11 Bleed damage.

"The darkness awaits you, but it is the things within it you will learn to fear"

Roquefort moves forward and plugs the cultist
"You will soon learn that of the things that lurk in the darkness, Lissala is relatively benign"

Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (9) + 16 = 25 FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (1, 1) + 5 + (1, 1, 3, 8, 6, 1) = 27 F
+11 Bleed damage.

Roquefort smiles gently as the faint tugging on his soul signals the curse taking satisfaction from the spilling vitae.

Stealth 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (3) + 16 = 19

Its like the scenario doesn't want us to vanish!

Sounds like a plan!

Yep, looks like we quietly collapse out the way we came in

Roquefort agrees "We have what we came for, let's get out of here before we are detected"

Roquefort joins Carlos, checking the door itself for any alarms or protective devices.

Roquefort rifles through the place to ensure nothing critical has been missed, then readies to move to the next building.

Roquefort gets a translation of the titles from Neroo and has a good chuckle.

Roquefort rushes in and tries plugging the Azlant.

Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (13) + 16 = 29 FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (4, 1) + 5 + (8, 3, 1, 4, 8, 5) = 39 F
+11 Bleed damage.

Nice!

Roquefort smiles warmly at Carlos, always happy to have them around.

"Let's scoot for that round building"

Roquefort also keeps an eye out whilst the hacker gets to work.

Seven stars I suppose

"A quick run-through - just in case any signs have been left"

Roquefort does a quick scan before leaving.

Roquefort remains playing the game of follow the leader, and responds back to being shot!

Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 16 + 1 = 33 FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (3, 2) + 5 + (6, 6, 4, 4, 8, 6) = 44 F
+Flat footed to everyone

Roquefort follows the instructions and starts shooting at Orange

Vs orange
Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 16 + 1 = 33 FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (1, 4) + 5 + (1, 3, 2, 7, 1, 5) = 29 F
+Flat footed to everyone

Roquefort swaps onto the new designated target!

Vs Blue
Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 16 + 1 = 20 FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (1, 4) + 5 + (2, 1, 1, 8, 1, 4) = 27 F
+Flat footed to everyone

Roquefort dives out of the way and starts blasting!

Vs red
Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28 FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (4, 4) + 5 + (8, 7, 2, 1, 1, 5) = 37 F
+Flat footed to everyone

Roquefort admires the effortless charm but keeps alert to potential dangers around them.

Let's see who is home...

Roquefort enters, finding a nice quiet spot from which to admire the ambiance - and to see who else is dining...

"Agreed, the less time we are here the better"

Roquefort also acts casual, checking the interplay, but also keeping an eye out for trouble - could this be an ambush?

Diplomacy 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (12) + 21 = 33

"No one is 'yielding' to anyone, but this ain't the time and place" Roquefort points around the square "Settling a matter of honour here is going to hit a lot of people who aren't involved. Let's not have any street-beefs crushing businesses and harming bystanders, plenty of space for you to play elsewhere - then play as rough as you like"

in vesk - "And when you do, hit them with the full might of Damaritosh"

"I would be happy to try your wares! I love apples as much as that famous Ysoki that caused a stir just recently, however I'm always...looking for interesting fruit" Roquefort pretends to examine some of the stock on hand.

Roquefort has a smile that seems a mixture of sadness and happiness as Carlos arrives "If you and I are here, then it will end in a lot of blood. That seems to be our fate"

Theme music

The streetwise-looking Ysoki takes in the scene, reading the room and taking mental notes. He then hands over some business cards "Some of you I have met, some I haven't. Name's Roquefort..." the ysoki extends a paw to shake in greeting "Psychic Detective" he offers with a smile "If things go bump in the night with no clear cause, or if you want to know if your partner has run off with either the pizza guy or a forbidden cult of Urgathoa, give me a call"

"What do we know about the agent? What would be the damage if they have been captured or compromised?"

"We know anything else about Atuity? Do I need to pack a warm jacket? Is there acid rain?"

***

later

"Check those warships Mav, I don't suppose you'd want to pilot one of those crates"

/dot

Cool monster, fresh out of a Struwwelpeter story

Interesting game, really enjoyable. I can see where it got a few people uneasy but I was fine with a bit of horror gaming and nasty themes!

Roquefort was clearly touched by his time in the Perlexity on many levels. Add in some outer gods trying to kill him, a demonic blood-curse, and too many encounters with the things from beyond... and no wonder he's almost ready for retirement (in the service of Grandmother Rat).

Profession (Bounty Hunter) 1d20 + 26 ⇒ (17) + 26 = 43

"Well officer, seems a few people went rogue and enslaved the minds of innocent gamers to suck the life force out of them - almost the perfect cover...almost. The ringleader has been eliminated, but we will be chasing up some further leads" Roquefort hands over a business card "Call if you need help"

Roquefort ensures the victims are getting sufficient medical attention, then completes a painstakingly thorough investigation of the scene to ensure no stone is left unturned.

Roquefort pauses in a strange expression of admiration of Carlos "You beautiful monster" he mutters as he beholds the raw otherworldly tapestry-inspired mind scourge of the saucer creature.

He then zaps the saucer!

Vs saucer
Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (2) + 16 = 18vs FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (4, 1) + 5 + (8, 2, 3, 5, 7, 6) = 41 F
+Flat footed to everyone

Or not, Roque was too busy bromancing

Roquefort tries pulling the OTHER cable on the headset...
"Its a buzzblabde Buzz!"

Computers 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (14) + 20 = 34
"RCA cable?"

Roquefort rushes the room and goes to unplug a person!

Computers 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (9) + 20 = 29
"HDMI!?"

Roquefort hears Mavericks surprise and disbelief and decides to get to the bottom of it all.

He channels the visions gifted to him by the Dreamer.

/glimpse the truth - true seeing.

Whilst the others recover, Roquefort does what he can to stabilise and ready the casualties for removal.

Must be the worlds slowest ambulance service if we're still waiting 10 mins for a mass casualty!

SM 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (9) + 23 = 32

Seems legit.

Roquefort also makes for the door "COuld be more victims"

Roquefort zaps again!

Vs purple
Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 32vs FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (1, 1) + 5 + (2, 2, 3, 2, 3, 7) = 26 F
+Flat footed to everyone

Some cruddy damage rolls

Roquefort keeps blazing away, seeing Mav has the casualties in hand.

Vs purple
Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (11) + 16 = 27 vs FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (4, 1) + 5 + (7, 2, 3, 7, 4, 7) = 40 F
+Off Target -2 to hit

Lecti - has to roll that Bleed effect twice and take the worse number, Roquefort has a certain demonic-blood curse from a certain Special scenario...the horror, the horror

Refund taken - no clear route through

Reflex 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (13) + 13 = 26
+Evasion - nil damage!

Roquefort starts shooting his way through - aiming for Lecti.

Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (11) + 16 = 27 vs FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (1, 1) + 5 + (1, 2, 1, 1, 3, 4) = 19 F
+10 Bleed damage

Trick Attack (SM) Take 10 = CR17 Tricked.
Attack 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (13) + 16 = 29 vs FF EAC
Damage 2d4 + 5 + 6d8 ⇒ (2, 4) + 5 + (7, 3, 7, 5, 6, 1) = 40 F
+10 Bleed damage

Roquefort lips twist into a killers grin as he watches Lecti begin to bleed and the kiss of the curse manifests "Blood for the blood god"

Roquefort sees things are in hand and moves to rescue another person.

Mysticism 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (14) + 23 = 37

Knowing Buzz is about to aerate Lecti and anything not dead will likely be a plaything for Carlos, Roquefort dashes to the patrons.

Mysticism 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (4) + 23 = 27

"Very much" Roquefort is already hitting speed dial to the authorities...!

Perception 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (1) + 23 = 24

Roquefort is looking for the save button "Worst UI, this game is in for some bad ratings!"

Computers1d20 + 20 ⇒ (3) + 20 = 23

Gabbers Obstacle 3
Athletics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Fortitude: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

Gabbers gets up to full speed and launches across the void - jumping as hard as they can!

L337 Haxx0r!