"Ummm, some of that looks spoiled. I didn't bring antacids. Do be careful what you eat."
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"Relax Blue, he is just checking the next room. You will shake this off soon."
"Uighur . . . What? What happened?"
"Go back to the . . . Huh? Well this is kinda ironic . . . Shadows!" Robious holds up the hammer of justice and commands the undead to turn from him.
"I'll pray on that, perhaps the gods may tell me." "In the meantime, let's move on."
"Uh oh, Blue's talking in strange talk. . . . Did you not learn to stop touching things first? Lords of light." The cleric squints at the harp trying to determine its properties.
"Welcome back. You were placed under a magical sleep."
Robious whips out his sling!
But gets totally tangled up in it spoiling the shot. "What?! Don't look at me like that! Slings aren't my thing yet, I just got it the other day."
Seeing Red fall with a bleeding wound, Robious moves to heal him. "Gods of Law, restore the balance that evil has upset, but countering the harm done this man."
"Wow, your uncle really knows how to raise ones spirits, get it?" The cleric joked.
"Umm, yes. Perhaps we should close the door and check elsewhere."
Robious leans out the door way. "If you are done looking around the yard, the elf wants to check out the double doors to the west, but hopes you will check for traps Red."
Robious eyes the tub and moves the wash basin with his toes. "A suicide rather than accept the fate of the master of this place." Robious takes the time to sprinkle holy water upon the skeleton and say a few prayers. ". . . May her soul find peaceful rest and be free of this place as is her body."
"Demons out!" Roared the cleric as he brought down the hammer of justice . . . literally.
But he only struck a glancing blow. "Hold still gosh durn it."
"Misbehaving?! Someone has befouled this womans body with unlife!" "Release your hold on this woman! Let her body and soul move on to its final resting place!"
"Fowl abomination, I shall not suffer your offensive presence any longer!" The Acolyte bellowed as he brought his holy hammer down!
"Oh most good and lawful gods of lawfulness, send this servant of chaos from us!" Robious declares while holding forth his holy symbol.
"Yes, it does appear quite convienent. Perhaps suspiciously so . . . "
Robious looks about for any signs of the ever present forces of unlawfulness. "This is like one of those campfire stories. Abandoned villa in the woods, everburning flame in the fireplace, travelers seeking refuge disturb property, everything is fine . . . Until dark . . . " "Sorry."
"Well, I guess it is all technically yours, but just beware of cursed items." Robious said as he attempted to figure out if the swords were enchanted or not.
"This time I brought holy water." "No, Blue, not beer."
"We could stop by the church and look at the maps they have there." "Blue, do you know anyone else who might wish to accompany us?"
Robious says a prayer. "And the gods were with us for that last battle. I feel my faith growing. I sense that the girl and our wizard friend may have sated their thirst for adventure, but what about you Blue? Know of any more stinking dens of evil around here in need of holy cleansing?"
Robuous walks in and makes a blessing over the seemingly dead skeletons. "I wonder who these people were in life. I suppose the ghoul was what has been terrorizing the country side. Well, that and the followers of Orcus. My church will need to come back here to cleanse and seal this place."
Robious makes a prayer and brings his hammer down on the items littering the altar. "This evil shall not stand."
"Orcus has not forsaken you! The power of good is, um, gooder than your evil! So too bad you wasted your life dedicated to unlawfulness. Now I shall pray over your mortal husk that your immortal soul might be spared!"
Robious brings the Hammer of Justice down on Orc 2.
"Judgement is upon you all!"
Robious swings at orc #2 "And the hammer of LAW dropped forth from the heavens!"
"Alas! It too was turned away by evil sorcery, but Law is like the ocean upon sea cliffs."
I have a cleric, I have to try to turn undead at least!
Robiuous raises his hammer towards the ghoul and rebukes it with his most righteous tone. "You are an abomination, away with you, go back to the shadows!"
"Yes, we either have to press on or turn back."
Maud, yer up. Talk to me Goose!
"Yes! Very! Look we have potions, a wand, holy water, oil, and some gold." Robious kisses the holy symbol before he dons it. "Rest easy brother." He dabs a bit of holy water on the skull and makes a prayer to the fallen. He checks the mace to see if it looks enchanted. Standing up he uncorks two potions and administers them to Drizzle and Maud.
"Blue, drink this down, we need you at your best."[/dice] Robious holds out the last of the potions from the satchel. [b]"Drink this down."
"Well of course it doesn't taste like ale, but it has to taste better than the rotgut you drank last night." The cleric hands the wand to the Mage. "I believe you might know what this is." "Does anyone want to upgrade to chainmail?"
"Hummm, well I fear we may need to spend the night. We have two down and the majority of the party is injured and out of spells." The cleric repositions and bandages the unconscious members of the party. "If you'll give me a moment, I'll have them all fixed up and we can check out that fellow over there. He looks like a priest, he may have some potions on him, or at least something usable." Robious then checks to see what the symbol is. If it is neutrality or lawfulness, he will open the purse and check the quality of the items.
"Oh for the love of---can someone finish this thing off?!"
"There! That should do it!"
Robious attempts to strike down the skeleton.
"The foes of lawfulness shall fall!"
"The god sheath me in armor of faith, I am their weapon!" Robious swings his hammer in retribution.
"Go back to the grave!"
"Uh, I don't know, I've never actually tried that before ya know! It's not like we have undead roaming around inside the church to practice on for cripes'sake!" "I am pretty certain you should try to use blunt weapons if possible though. But, again, I only read that in some first edition book someplace. This is my first time actually meeting a not actually dead skeleton!"
Robious sets his feet and displays his holy symbol with confidence. "Your state of undeath both defies and offends the lawful balance of the universe! Begone! Go back the the grave!"
"This looks like a tomb. Beware of undead." The cleric said as he brandished his holy symbol towards the room.
"Can you pick it Maud? If not maybe we should go down the way Tydeous suggested."
"Lets get back into marching order folks we still need to find the source of the evil coming from this place."
"Allow me to try with divine backing."
"Ughhhh!"
Everyone still here?
"Good! Everyone healed up?"
"Scales of righteousness be praised! She's alive and well. Rejoice." Robious exudes.
"I will see to the girl. The rest of you see what's about." Robious knees down and places a hand on Mauds wound. "Lords of the Scales of Lawfulness heal this woman for your humble servant."
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