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My number is 133953-2

Thank you very much. I had a great time.

Reta waits for Mogmurch to throw his bomb.

Reta moves to the door and readies her dogslicer. "When I open the door, if there is anything in there, Mogmurch you throw bomb. Then I charge what ever creepy crawly thing. And Chuffy you move to flank. Ok. Ready and..." As soon as the others are ready Reta opens the door.

"Still one place to search for goodies. What is behind the other door?"

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH shiny." Reta at the treasure. She puts her finger to her chin and sticks her tongue out of the side of her mouth. Then as if coming to a conclusion says "Reta wants elixir. Definitely wants the elixir. Reta has a plan."

Reta retrieves her bow before helping with the search

Yay, we survived.

Reta breathes a sigh of relief and walks over to the crazed goblins body. She slashes the smoldering corpse several times. "Reta hate goblin eaters"

Or if it drops the potion

Well, I guess I would hit the toad.

Reata chugs down a cure light wounds potion, and takes another swipe at the toad.

cure light wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Dogslicer: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
Dmg: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Arrgg....One AGAIN.

Reta a little weaker now swings her dogslicer with what is left of her might.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Dmg: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

And for her move action Reta pulls out her cure light wounds potion

Stay on Vorka Morgmurch hopefully she dies in this round.

DM can I reach Vorka with my dogslicer, if I move to hit her? she is on the ceiling so am I tall enough?

Chuffy should sneak attack the frog. Hopefully it drops, then I can charge Vorka. If she is not out of my reach that is.

can I even hit Vorka? As she is on the ceiling.

Reta yells "Suck warts toad!" as she spins her dogslicer around her in a Conan fashion and slicing at the toads throat.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Dmg: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Arg... one again

I know we are goblins and we all like fire but... I am going to keep hitting this toad that almost killed me in one hit.

In that case
"Ouch!" Reta screams, at this point swinging her dogslicer into an over the head chop at the toad.

attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19
DMG: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Are we going in initiative order or just first post first act?

Reta drops her shortbow and picks up her dogslicer, then moves to flank the frog.

Reta sees wall crawler and stabs her dogslicer into the deck. As a free action. Pulls her Shortbow. As a move action. and fires. As a standard action.
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Screaming "Die goblin eater!"

Waiting for Mogmurch and Chuffy. Will wait until 11:30 EST. Then I charge Hehe...

Reta draws her dogslicer and opens the door screaming "KILL!"

Reta whispers to the others "There is at least two in room. Fire your arrows after I open door then I charge in. Uhm...If thats ok?"

"Ok, I chose." Reta goes to the door on the Main Deck. She listens to the door.

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

Yes, burn down ship. I like. What door we explore first Poog?

Uhm...I just noticed The stats I've been using are copy and past. But their wrong I should be getting a +4 with the shortbow. Your call GM.

Ok I waited.
Reta moves to target upper dog, and fire an arrow while sticking her tongue out of the side of her mouth.
Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Waiting for Chuffy

"Bark and bash, Burn to ash"

Holding her position Reta lets loose another arrow.

Shortbow: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
Dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 2

"Find a mutt, kick it's butt."

"Yay Chuffy, good catch."
Hearing the barking Reta immediately draws her dogslicer. Hearing Poog's suggestion she pulls out her shortbow. Moving to the back she knocks an arrow and fires.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
Dmg: 1d4 ⇒ 2

"Yay Mogmunch!"

"Reta good climber"

Climb: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

Reta hearing the giggling starts to giggle herself.

Reta follows Poog. "So far he's lead me to two things to kill maybe he lead me to more"

Do you think goblins would eat horsemeat, or would they conciser it bad luck?

Reta spits on the carcass, nods her head and looks around "What can I kill next?"

"Horrible haymuncher!" Screams Reta as she prepares for another attack.

"Sorry for messing up so much."

Opps that's 2d6
dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Total=12

In that case
Dmg: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 1
Total=8

Reta charges the horse with the Gorge of Gluttons screaming "Die gluemaker."

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11

Swinging wildly causes her to lose balance and miss horribly.

Reta gives Chuffy a hug. "Thank you, thank you, I feel very much better. Candy good." Hearing a bark Reta perks up and starts sniffing the air."Dogs" She growls. "Me hates dogs."

Reta looks sceptically at the candy. Then with reckless abandon gobbles down a piece. "Why not. If come back up, I taste twice."

Mine! says Reta as she discovers the loot. Then she looks at the others and their expressions. She feels the sick come back to her again, and the wound from the spider aches. "Uhm... Ok, we share. As long as I get hit with stick of not be dead."

Uhm...I guess. "We should pilfer these bodies for goodies."

Don't take my comment as disinterest Reta's still sick and grumpy.

I thought you leader Poog. I just kill things.

Reta slashes Many legs again just to make sure. Then she hoots "I killed Many legs!"
I forgot to include the -2 penalty. sorry.