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Reta just chackles to herself and advances towards Vorka's body:"Follow the toad you dimwits eheheheh!"

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24

Search Vorks's corpse

As the hag falls Reta feels relieved and aims at the toad with renewed vigor chackling with glee:"MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE WITCH IS DEAD! NOW JUST TOAD NEEDS TO DIE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Atatck roll: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
Damage roll: 1d4 ⇒ 4

EDIT: OMG! I DID IT!!! XD

Once again Reta shoots an arrow at the witch her weak goblin-nerves on the verge of collapsing...

Attack roll: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Damage roll: 1d4 ⇒ 3

OOOOOK.... this is getting quite frustrating. Sorry for not posting before but I had a couple of terrible days at work and could not find the time to post

Again Reta shoots at the hag, although precedent failures have taken their toll on the she-goblin... "DIE?"

Attack roll: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
Damage roll: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Reta lets anothe arrow fly towards the goblin-cannibal

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
1d4 ⇒ 2

Ok... this is getting worrysome XD

Frantically Reta shots at the hag once again...

Attack roll: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Damage roll: 1d4 ⇒ 1

EDIT: Riiight... Again I suggest we run to fight another day: the only thing keeping us alive is Vorka and the toad stopping attacking Poog, if he falls this is over, and she should notice he's healing us back to health. Withdraw anyone?

While running away sudden realization gives Reta's pause:"Me can't leave without fireworks chief would make me dead if me did not return with them!!! And worse what if those stupid no good goblins somehow manage to defeat Vorka THEY would be heroes then, not mighty Reta! No! Better hope they distracted the hag enough for me to finish the job!".

Having changed her mind Reta turns on her heels and jumps back into the fray shrieking desperately at Vorka while pointing her bow at Vorka:"DIEDIEDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Attack roll: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Damage roll: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Let's try this then... I would have preferred a tactical withdrawal but here we go!"

Let's see what everyone else wants to do. I won't let you die alone but you are down and you are the only one who can heal, so we need to find a way to restore your health or we are toast. Distract the witch and drag you out?

Somehow I think we are outmatched... can we find a way to run away, heal and deal with her at a later date? Also, sorry for running away but it's exactly what I think a bully like Reta would have done in such a situation and I hoped for comical effect. Didn't expect Poog to go down in one... bite

As Reta slams the door open she mentally prepares to jump on and stab to death whichever unfortunate (and preferably small and defenceless) being would dare to oppose her. Her rage finds its target when she notices the giant, ugly scary gobliness in front of her and her pet toad. Suddenly Reta's small goblin brain overloads with information and battling emotions until reality strikes and Reta realizes who she's facing. In a matter of mere fractions of second the furious gobliness who entered the cabin pales visibly and turns around, running away screaming:"VORKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! POOG LEADER POOG DEAL WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tactical withdrawal... ;D

Are we still in the open?

"HRAAAGH!" screams Reta as she approaches the door while chuffy tries to check for traps but, not being in the mood for waiting and patience not being her strong suit anyway the gobliness brute just kicks the door in!

Oblivious to anything else but the dog in front of her Reta slashes again, shrieking incoherently"DIEDOGGIEDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Attack roll: 1d20 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 4 = 10
Damage roll: 1d4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 2 = 6

edit: these dices... ;P

"DOGGIE!" screams Reta again running towards the dog she can see mouth foaming...

CHARGE!

Attack roll: 1d20 + 2 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 2 + 4 = 10
Damage roll: 1d4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 + 2 = 5

"DOGGIE!" reta screams moving towards the main cabin...

Uh-oh... XD

Perception check: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20

Reta charges the dog fuiriously ranting inchoerently as she does:"DOGGIEDIESTABYOUINTHENECKDIEDIEDIENOOOOOOW!!!!"

Attack roll: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 4 + 1 = 21
Damage roll: 1d4 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 + 2 = 5

Reta does not answer Mogmurch, but she keeps growling like she's lost any scrap of sanity she might just have possessed...

Stealth check: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20

Reta doesn't talk, as soon as she enters the room she brandishes her dogslicer and emits a low menacing growl...

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

"NO!!! Stupid Chuffy, always blatering about stuff!" as Reta notices the trap her plan to use Poog as a goblin-shield sets in motion once again. Unfortunately Chuffy ruins the surprise effect, but the bully gobliness doesn't give up that easily...

"Mmmmh... a traaaaaap?" she says as innocently as she can manage (not much...). "Quick, leader Poog check it out, show us you be worthy goblin leader of goblins!" Reta shrieks.

Bluff check: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (17) - 2 = 15

"Bah... leader Poog... LEAD the way, what kind of leader be you otherwise?" says reta, using her dogslicer to "motivate" Poog to move towards the ship

"Mmmmh... weak horsie... Reta didn't even need to stab it!" says Reta secretly envious the others have managed to kill the mighty beast without her aid

After the horse attacks Reta sneaks on his exposed flank and stabs at it viciously:"ME STAB YOU DEAD NOW HORSIE!"

Attack roll: 1d20 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 4 + 2 = 10
Damage roll: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Reta acts after stomp, right?

Reta follows the others crossbow in hand and sniffing the air:"Dirty doggie! Where you? WHERE!?!?"

Stealth roll: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14

"Go on, leader Poog! Show us..." Reta giggles in a malignant tone.
Then she notices the Dog's barks and sniffs the air:"ME HEAR FILTHY MUTT! ME WANTS TO STAB IT NOW!!!!" thinks Reta suddenly looking around trying to find the source of the barks while sniffing the air.

Reta has the feat "Do-sniff Hate", so she has scent against canines and bonus when fighting them"

Reta reflects on Mogmurch and Poog words:"Mmmmh... maybe Poog CAN be leader... until he's not anymore! Reta wise, Reta knows better... once whatever lurks here got poor Poog, she will be leader! And if no-thing makes him dead... then Reta will help him be dead by STABBING him between the shoulder-blades!!! YES!"

As she sees the boat Reta's new plan clicks into action:"So, puny Poog wants to be leader, eh? Mighty Reta laughs at this! AH! A true leader would lead goblins from the front, and lead the way! But puuuuuny little Poog is too afraid to just do that... So reta has no choice but to be leader! Right?"

The goblines then takes an exitant step forward looking to Poog as expecting him to prove her wrong...

Sense motive check: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20

Edit:

Reta gives Mogmurch a dubious stare and then a thoothy grin:"NO NO! MOGMURCH MUCH TOO KIND! MOGMURCH TAKE POTION! MOGMURCH DRINK POTION!!! OTHER GOBLINS DRINK TOO... NOT RETA RETA NOT THIRSTY!" she shrieks giving the bottle back to Mogmurch.

Reta is well aware Mogmurch is trying to poison her and expect him to fall dead once he drinks...

Reta is actually much better as ranged support than melee (due to high dex versus average str), but she can and will do her part in melee... if the opponents can catch her cowardly self!

Goblins being goblins aside, any way to give poor Chuffy something?

Reta jumps on the crossbow and bolts glaring at the others:"MINE!!!"

"CHECK CHECK ALL! LOTLEGS HAD EATEN MAAAANY GOBLINS BEFORE RETA MADE HIM DEAD! USEFUL SHINY LITTLE THINGS STILL HERE ME KNOWS!" Rata rages on shrieking like an eagle against the other goblins...

"RETA ARROWS SAVED YOUR NO GOOD SKINS! RETA IS CHI... EHRM... LEADER!" rages Reta

"WE BE GREEEEAT HEROES! BUT RETA BE MOST MAGNIFICENT HERO OF ALL!" proclaims the gobliness brandishing her dogslicer

Perception check: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19

Reta shakes her fist at the withdrawing spider:"SEE??? RETA SAVED YOU! NOW FINISH LOTLEGS OFF, QUICK!" she screams at the others

Reta lets lose another shaft and yells again in defiance, all things considered, she muses to herself, lotlegs will have the others to eat before coming for her:"MIGHTY RETA WILL SAVE YOU LITTLE GOBLINS!"

attack roll: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Damage roll: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Ehm... I think Poog is a little tied up at the moment...XD

From what she judges to be safe distance Reta feels her confidence growing again and shoots another arrow towards the spider:"ME RETA! ME STAB YOU DEAD LOTLEGS!!!"

Attack roll: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Damage roll: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Reta stops when she feels she's far enough not to be in immediate danger:What me to do now? Me can not go back to chief without fire-sticks! But me not want get eaten by Lotslegseatgoblinbabiesmany! Maybe... maybe I can stab from here?

So thinking Reta takes out her bow and shoots at the spider

Attack roll: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Damage roll: 1d4 ⇒ 3

As Reta walks with the others still unsure about how to deal with the Poog's dilemma she suddenly realizes something moves obove her:"What might it be... what might it be... Could it be... Lotslegs Eat Goblin Babies Many!!!!! RUN!!!

YEAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!Suddenly screaming Reta moves away from the spider as fast as she could

Retreat to a safer place

This is pretty funny! :D

Reta looks at Poog uncertain between her natural instinct to stab the smaller goblin and caution, not wanting to lose the change of not being dead if need arises:"Mmmmh... and what happens if Reta makes Poog dead for good? What happens to the stick then?" she growls trying to mask it as an innocent question

Reta looks pleased:"YOU BE SMART GOBLIN MOGMURCH MAYBE RETA NOT STAB YOU..."

"...yet" Reta concludes mentally picturing herself stabbing the other goblin through the belly.

"MOGMURCH NO LEADER! FIRST ME MAKE HIM EAT MAP AND THEN MOGUMURCH GOOD ONLY FOR STABBING IF HE DOESN'T STAY IN HIS PLACE!" says Reta brandishing her doglicer towards the other goblin.

Reta takes the lead of the group, chanting merrily along the way:"STAB, STAB, STAB, WE ARE GOING TO STAAAAAB, STAB RIGHT AND LEFT, STAB UP AND DOWN... STAB YOU INTO THE GROOOOOOUND!!!!"

Reta spends the rest of the party eating and boasting about the loads of longshanks, dogs and horses she's going to stab on the following day...

Reta, tilts her huge head from side to side as she sees her ancient nemesis, the earbiter! With a squeal of fear mixed with hateful resentment she hurriedly flees the scene fearing the confrontation.

"Earbiter nevah get Reta again! NEVAH!!!"

0_0 That fetal position seems pretty inconspicuous

Reta gives the brutish goblin an hateful stare:"Me champion already, me no do "hide", me stab! Wanna try some? she asks, an hint of hope in her tone.

Reta is elated at winning the competition and getting the Gorge of Gluttons, sparing Poog a triumphant stare the giant headed gobliness grabs the 'slicer from Slorb and proclaims:"ME RETA BIGBAD! ME STAB FOR THE GLORY OF THE CHIEF AND TRIBE! AND SOMETIMES SLICE TOO!!!"

Ok, no problem, That's 9 slugs out of 10 for Reta then... BURP!"

Reta stares at the slugs decided to prove herself to the chief this time:"Me Reta Bigbad, mightiest slug eater evar!" she screams

If I get this correctly we can try up to 10 checks (as we have 1 minute and 1 round = 6 seconds), correct? But eating carefully costs more time, right? Or that just gives you a lower DC? Because that way everyone would just choose to eat carefully. That said consider Reta eating quickly (she wants to win), unless spitting the venomous bladder makes no difference but giving you the lower DC

Fort save DC15: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12
Fort save DC15: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
Fort save DC15: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
Fort save DC15: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Fort save DC15: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Fort save DC15: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Fort save DC15: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Fort save DC15: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Fort save DC15: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Fort save DC15: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

Reta gulps down slug after slug spitting just a couple out. When she's finished her turn she shakes her knife at the other goblins as a gesture of triumph... just before giving a loud bleach.