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Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Great news, because I have some chops that I wish to cook in a healthy, yet flavoursome fashion, without the use of additional oils or fats...

I keep telling people that kobolds canonically taste terrible, and nobody ever listens.

They are however plushy and very cuddly.

Smol dragons just trying their best. And yip-talking a mile-a-minute.

sounds like good eating to me.

{smacks Freehold with newspaper} NO! Bad Freehold! Kobolds are our friends, not food.

Tasty Orthosday!

Hey! You know the pledge:

"I am a nice dragon, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. FaWtLies* are friends, not food."

* Except dolphins"

Shoot fish at lawyers? DON'T MIND IF I DO.

You're going to find that difficult Eric when I put my foot up your ass.

Pay no attention to the nattering negativity of trout.

My son Eric played some game called Traveller and moped about for days after his PC died during character creation.

"Son, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass." - Me

Holy Rayon Parkas Jr! I think your arch-nemesis, Cold Miser Victor Fries aka Mr. Freezehold is up to something nefarious again.

Sure, go with that, dumbass.

All right, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs put their foot into your !ss.

"You don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is you're a dumb*ss."