Considering the ham, suddenly the water bursts forth. Raw Maw cracks a smile and shrieks "Fresh Seafood!" running a bit closer and waiting for the stoopid things to try and get out of the water.
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Raw Maw lumbers after the others. Approaching a pile, he begins to shift through, looking for something to eat.
As chief Ripnugget barks at him to not eat other gobs, Raw Maw stops mid chomp on a runty little gob who's shrieks were drowned out by the bustling crowd. Dropping the little monster, it scurried away. With downcast eyes and a sullen tone the monstrosity says, "Raw Maw swear not eat other raid gobs."
A truly enormous goblin pushes easily to the front of the crowd. Over five feet tall with arms that look like they belong on a fit adult human not a goblin, and a round belly that seems to visibly shrink. In a deep voice. "MMMMMM. Meze RawMAW Razzortooth, Seven teef clan. I go war party. I kiilz longshankz and I eatz ALL! of the food."
Raw Maw has way more than 7 toofs but no let him change clan name.
"RRAAAWW MMAAWWWW!"
This is kinda what I'm going for :)
Raw Maw sits and shovels food into his huge maw at an alarming rate around the swallows and belches, Raw Maw's backstory:
"Glurrpshsh. Mwnanawaaaggllp. CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP! So, youz wantz hear story of Raw Maw? GUlp! Raw Maw tell you. Raw Maw born one day, so hungry. SO HUNGRY! I eatz my way out of Mother. SHmmorrshp! Huurk! I eatz whole world, I EAT YOUR FAMLY! Next day after born, Raw Maw find other goblin, eat himz, he bony but tasty. Raw Maw once bite horse and ride for hours till horse die from getten eatz. Raw Maw always big gob, almost 5 feets." the grossly dining goblin beams proudly at this and he is almost five feet tall, with alarmingly muscular arms and a round fat belly, probably from eating so much.
Sometimes he rolls forward on his stomach to chomp at food that's a bit out of his reach. In a deep voice(for a goblin) he continues. "BURP! heh heh. I'z fast and strong, loud shouter, running en eatzing, bouncing on longshanks til theyz dead. Then I eatz em up, eatsz em up whole. Raw Maw is going on raid, other gobs to small to stop Raw Maw, I getz the bestestes longshanks foods all for self!" Crunch: Raw Maw Razzortooth
Oversized goblin barbarian (feral gnasher) 1 (Pathfinder RPG Advanced Race Guide 116) CE Medium humanoid (goblinoid) Init +2; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +3 -------------------- Defense -------------------- AC 14, touch 11, flat-footed 13 (+3 armor, +1 Dex) hp 14 (1d12+2) Fort +4, Ref +1, Will -1 -------------------- Offense -------------------- Speed 40 ft. Melee bite +4 (1d6+4) Special Attacks rage (6 rounds/day) -------------------- Statistics -------------------- Str 16, Dex 12, Con 15, Int 12, Wis 8, Cha 7 Base Atk +1; CMB +4; CMD 15 Feats Power Attack Traits bloody-minded, restless hunger Skills Acrobatics +4, Climb +6, Intimidate +3, Perception +3, Stealth +4, Survival +3, Swim +6 Languages Common, Goblin Other Gear studded leather -------------------- Special Abilities -------------------- Darkvision (60 feet) You can see in the dark (black and white vision only). Power Attack -1/+2 You can subtract from your attack roll to add to your damage. Rage (6 rounds/day) (Ex) +4 Str, +4 Con, +2 to Will saves, -2 to AC when enraged. |