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Deep 6 FaWtL
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Woah, dude; the filters didn't work man.....

My ears are bleeding...

Literacy and the Ability to Write Clearly and Concisely.
1 person marked this as a favorite.

Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Is it a personal attack to tell someone you pity their ignorance?
Studpuffin wrote:
Ralph Wiggum wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Kortz wrote:

To say you pity someone their ignorance is a way of saying that you do not fear them intellectually.

But usually if someone feels the need to say that they are not afraid of something, they actually are.

So I would see it as less of a personal attack and more of an admission of weakness.

Nice way of looking at it! If you can't say something nice, it's probably because you're ascared. ;)
Me am scared of ugly puffin-crows.
Scared like your mama...

Are you my mommy now?

*hug*
Is it a personal attack to tell someone you pity their ignorance?
Studpuffin wrote:
Kortz wrote:

To say you pity someone their ignorance is a way of saying that you do not fear them intellectually.

But usually if someone feels the need to say that they are not afraid of something, they actually are.

So I would see it as less of a personal attack and more of an admission of weakness.

Nice way of looking at it! If you can't say something nice, it's probably because you're ascared. ;)

Me am scared of ugly puffin-crows.

Deep 6 FaWtL
Apex Predator wrote:
Ralph Wiggum wrote:
Me am feeling derpy today. It am the berries I ate. They taste like burning...
*CHOMP*

OWWWW! Bad doggie!

Deep 6 FaWtL

Me am feeling derpy today. It am the berries I ate. They taste like burning...
Deep 6 FaWtL

Why am puffins smell funny?
Shameless Pandering for Favorites...
Sardo Numspa wrote:
Give me the Golden Child

Me?

Deep 6 FaWtL
Aberzombie wrote:
Ralph Wiggum wrote:
Why am puffins so ugly?
Dude! Puffin! He called you ugly! Kick his ass! KICK HIS ASS!!!

You smell funny.

Deep 6 FaWtL

Why am puffins so ugly?
Why Not To Use "Utilize"

Me think that character am funny.
Am I Pathfinder Yet?
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Well, am I?

I can haz Pathfinder?

FAWTLY TOWER IV

Glue is yummy.
So what ever happened to Kobold Cleaver

Glitter glue is yummy in my tummy!
FAWTLY TOWER IV
Celestial Healer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Tenticles?
Learn to talk English.

What mean you?

Any English Teachers Here?

Me fail Korean? That's unpossible!
Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next Generation
Woodraven wrote:
Who can I ask for help to do proofread/edit on my writing assignments for my english class?

Me can write at English good!

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!

I found a moonrock in my nose.
How does Paizo differ, should it try to reclain some of the original dnd bloodline for those who remember..
Chris Mortika wrote:
Here's the take-home assertion: good grammar and coherent prose are important, because ideas matter, and words are how we express ideas. Good text is not only a joy to read, but also a clear channel for the marketplace of ideas. Incoherent sentences and jumbled spelling are neither trend-setting nor funny. They are signs that the writer either (a) is disabled, or (b) respects neither his own opinions nor his readers.

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Full Name

Wedjat
Race

Haast's Eagle
Classes/Levels

Animal Companion 5 | HP 42/42 | AC 19 (21) | T 16 | FF 16 | CMD 22 | F +6 | R +7 | W +2 | Init +3 | Per +5
Gender

Male
Size

M
Special Abilities

Pounce, Powerful Charge, Evasion, Link, Share Spells. (Also, rudeness while remaining cute.)
Strength 22
Dexterity 16
Constitution 15
Intelligence 3
Wisdom 12
Charisma 6

About Wedjat

Companion to Nefertiti Abdul

Carrying Capacity, Light = 173 pounds.

Skills: Flight +11, Perception +5, Linguistics -3, Survival +5

Language: Tulita (Comprehended only)

Feats: Skill Focus (Fly), Flyby Attack, Wingover

Tricks Known: Attack, Attack, Bombard, Defend, Deliver, Down, Exclusive, Flank, Guard, Heel, Hunt, Serve: Recknar

ATTACK:
Speed: 10 feet, Fly 60 feet.
Melee:
Right Talon +9 (1d6 + 6)
Left Talon +9 (1d6 + 6)
Bite +9 (1d6 + 6)
Powerful Charge: +11 (4 d6 + 20)

OTHER GEAR mwk studded leather, riding saddle, exotic

SPECIAL ABILITIES
Evasion (Ex) No damage on successful reflex save.

Flight (60 feet) You can fly!

Pounce When a creature with this special attack makes a charge, it can make a full attack (including rake attacks if the creature also has the rake ability).

Powerful Charge When a creature with this special attack makes a charge, its attack deals extra damage in addition to the normal benefits and hazards of a charge. The attack and amount of damage from the attack is given in the creature’s description.

Wingover. Benefits: Once each round, a creature with this feat can turn up to 180 degrees as a free action without making a Fly skill check. This free turn does not consume any additional movement from the creature.

Low-Light Vision See twice as far as a human in low light, distinguishing color and detail.

About Haast's Eagles (from Frog God Games):
Haast's Eagles are believed to be the largest of raptors. Yet despite their immense size, they have one of the smallest wingspans. This lessened wingspan allows the Haast's Eagle to soar through the light woodlands as it hunts. The bird compensates for this shortened wingspan with an exceptionally long tail, typically 20 inches, which provides additional lift during flight.

Haast's eagles are fearless hunters and are not afraid to attack a larger foe; they especially like the taste of moa flesh, but will hint any creature -- including humanoids -- they feel they can kill with their vicious claws.