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Limeylongears wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

There's a lady that moved in down the street this summer, she likes to spy on people from her window and after I waved to her one morning she put homemade crosses on every window.

Today I saw her splashing the outside of her house with boiling water.

Interesting.

Maybe, following the example of the Three Little Pigs, she'd made a house of tea.

Or maybe it was special water that boils in the presence of Unclean Spirits.

Outta this house!

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NobodysHome wrote:
Woran wrote:
Jeez this thread grows faster then the weeds in my garden.
Your weeds are wimps. Get some ivy. Or kudzu.
Wait, why are you giving advice on destroying an ecosystem?

Because the End is Nigh. Hail to the Everblight!

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Vacuum Decay! What a lovely fate. The end is nigh!

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Hooray! The end is nigh!

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Freehold DM wrote:
What's the worst that could happen?

Behold! A precursor of doom!

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Well I'm more interested in the end of existence myself, but coups make nice stepping stones.

Now pardon me while I get dressed in my new white end-of-the-world robes.

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NobodysHome wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
It's Penelope's birthday, 11 years old, s#&@! Time flies :-)

I would send you a video of Impus Major signing happy birthday, but then they would be aware of each other's existence and the universe would end...

...or at least our world would be conquered and the Mattress God would be ousted from his(?) rightful place as our brutal-but-benevolent overlord...

I'm not seeing a downside here....

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It begins again!

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Yay doom!!

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MagusJanus wrote:
Aqua Buddha wrote:
Dudes, the End really is coming. We all feel it. You can stay in deniel all you want, but you feel it coming. It could be zombies, plagues, aliens, wars, another planet crashing into or even Jesus coming back. It doesn't matter. Dudes, get ready...

Nah. I've contacted the other six Seals and they're all still alive. Until we start dying off in order, there's pretty much no point in worrying.

And, really, don't worry. It all doesn't go to crap until I die. You've got at least 26 years, 3 months, 11 days, 6 hours, 22 minutes, and 19... 18... 17...

Oh that's all? Well then, I'll set my alarm.

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I certainly hope so! The end is nigh, and it is wonderful!

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Shadowborn wrote:
Change wrote:
Raechel a'Nalvaar wrote:
Shadowborn wrote:
Raechel a'Nalvaar wrote:
Why is everyone acting like this is a bad thing?
Because change is bad. Fear change.
Mmmmmm... no.
Fear me!

See?!

Wow, people actually think that's scary?

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Shadowborn wrote:
Raechel a'Nalvaar wrote:
Why is everyone acting like this is a bad thing?
Because change is bad. Fear change.

Mmmmmm... no.

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Why is everyone acting like this is a bad thing?

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Hurray! The end is nigh!

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Even though it would be really nice if the end was nigh. Just sayin'.

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Father Nihilist wrote:
The End Is Nigh.

Huzzah! The End is Nigh! Isn't it wonderful?

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High Pontiff of Canon wrote:
Another doomsday thread brought to you by yellowdingo. Under researched and uncanon. Carry on.

But I was told the end was nigh =(

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Scythia wrote:
Are you ready?

I have always been ready. The End is Nigh. =)

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The end is nigh!

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Drejk wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

The end IS nigh! Hurray!

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Anthony J. Crowley wrote:
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine....

I know! Isn't it wonderful?

EEEEK! I want to be dressed when the end comes!

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Celebrate! The End is Nigh!

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Huzzah! The end is nigh! Rejoice!

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Drejk wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Seems to be an auspicious day overall...
Doooom! Doooooom!

Hooray!

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Drejk wrote:
End is near!

Hooray!

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Hurray! The end is nigh!!

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Aberzombie wrote:

Either way, it's DOOM!

Just different types of DOOM!

Huzzah for doom! The end is nigh!

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Dooooooooooooooom is coming.

Yay!

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Huzzah!! The End is Nigh! We should have a party.

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Aberzombie wrote:

THE END TIMES ARE NEAR!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Huzzah!! The end is nigh!

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Huzzah! The end is nigh!

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It is! Isn't it wonderful?

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Durngrun Stonebreaker wrote:
This is why I love the Internet. Trying to find all you hilarious doomsayers on street corners was just exhausting.

Why stand out in the cold, the wind, the wet, or the heat preaching on a street corner where a small few at best will hear the message, when you could be safe, secure, pleasant, and able to reach countless many more from the comfort of your own home?

The end is nigh. Have a pleasant day!

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Ladies and gentlemen.

The end is nigh.

Enjoy!

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Really. It is the nature of all things to end, in time. Why must this be an event of sadness? From the ashes of this reality something new, something greater will be born.

Let us rejoice for new birth rather than weep for the fading of the old, tired existence. The loss of a species is but a step on the road to the death of the world.

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Icyshadow wrote:
Why are there like three different extinction threads running around all of a sudden? Did humanity get hit by a spontaneous self-destruction syndrome?

No need to fear. The End is Nigh.

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EntrerisShadow wrote:
Orthos wrote:
EntrerisShadow wrote:
I like to play characters with alignments and personalities contrary to the typical expectations.

I take this route myself, and raise you to "creatures of alignments or worldviews contrary to the norm for their race." Evil/Lawful non-Drow Elves, Chaotic Dwarves, Lawful Gnomes, etc.

Of course I normally DM so I get to do this sort of thing regularly with NPCs. The BBEG of my first campaign was an evil Silver Dragon who had made herself a vessel for Tiamat.

One of my favorite things as a DM is to make Big "Bads" who are actually good or neutral on the opposing side of some issue. Last time it was a lawful good king whose actions were going to accidentally awaken a magically slumbering Ancient Red Dragon.

I prefer the solution to be a lot more complex than simply 'kill that guy'.

I'm actually doing that right now in one of the two games I'm running. This here is my current antagonist. She happens to be CG and extremely friendly with the party... and will be very sad that they want to get in her way and cause "harm" (by prevention of her plans) to the people she wants to help when push comes to shove.

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

They say the end is nigh.