"Hey buddy your on"
A Steely Machine takes the stage.
GREETINGS. I AM PROFESSOR TINKERTON
The machine turns to the audience
I USED TO BE A FLESHLING LIKE YOU, THEN MY EXPERIMENT WENT HORRIBLY WRONG.
He looks at the floor in shame and the audience let's out a collective Awwwww
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE HUNDRED FEET TALL NOT TEN! I AM A FAILURE AS A SCIENTIST! SO TO COVER MY SHAME I KILLED EVERYONE I WORKED WITH, EVERYONE WHO I ORDERED PARTS FROM, I WAS TOO LATE THOUGH. MY SECRET WAS OUT.
He turns to the camera, and squares himself. Showing a fully mechanized death machine.
IT USED TO BE THAT BEING SMART WAS NOT ENOUGH, WELL NOW I HAVE POWER TO GO WITH IT. YOU WILL ALL BE CRUSHED UNDER MY MECHANISED GLORY
The machine reaches out to the stage crew worker who showed him on stage.
THANK YOU FOR HELPING YOU ARE OF NO MORE USE NOW.
And promptly throws him into the camera.