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President of the USA, B. Obama's page
 25 posts. Alias of Human.
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I thought that was yours I was going ot have the platter of greens over here.
yellowdingo wrote: el presidente is planning to stop off in Darwin, load up some barramundi, declare us the 51st US state against our will, and bugger off to somewhere more important...
any thoughts?
Yes! Overthrow your current colonial* leadership in favour of freedom, the American way, and Fox News!
*wait sorry constitutional theocracy no constitutional monarchy no constitutional republic no constitutional monarchical republic? <Never remember.>
Perhaps instead of having a Burgomeister, we could take it in turns to act as sort of an executive officer?
Totally unrelated:
I fear our rightly-aligned comrades feel unwelcome! Please, troll us!
Hey Joe. You forgot your duct tape this morning.
<"Helps" Joe with his duct tape.>
I should have posted on the "Shrine to the Gods of Fawtl" thread.
Poppyseed Dretch-ing wrote: Wow, man... this place is pretty groovy. Let's go have a surge in Afghanistan!
Vladimir 'Palin-Bane' Putin wrote: Dick Cheney wrote: Joe Biden wrote: My party is sooo cool. We're the cool kids that everyone wants to be like. Why just the other day....
SQUIRREL!!!
I got it! I got it!
*aims*
*shoots Biden in the face*
An accident!
Or was it? You know, comrade, there are moments when I kind of like you. Hey! I like you all the time!
Dub'Ya wrote: Dick Cheney wrote: Mairkurion {tm} wrote: Magic Circle vs Evil might be a problem. Ha! They are no match for my abilities. Last I heard they were still struggling to remove the Unhallow spell in that office. Don't forget to remove the runes of stupidity from my chair while you're at it. I think you have to be 3rd level or lower to notice any effects. Or maybe my Will save is just really high...
Cultist of Obama wrote: Dub'Ya wrote: Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote: Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote: Zombie Guy wrote: BRAINS!!! Brains are already in short supply here, buddy. Stick around if you want, but if you stay, you'll probably starve.
Actually, Biden and Lieberman have big, juicy, succulent brains. Chat with them. BIDEN? Come on now, even for politics this is too much of a lie. Even bigger than "The war in Iraq has made the U.S.A. safer" line that me and Dick used? Mr. Obama made us all safer by telling everyone everything is our fault and apologized to the world! Everybody will love us now! Yay! Yes we can... Yes we can.... Curls into ball with fingers in ears.
Cultist of Obama wrote: Dick Cheney wrote: The Jade wrote: Freehold DM wrote: ::slow motion leap to take a bullet for The Jade: You're always there for me, Freehold. Each and every time someone takes a shot.
Why do so many guns get aimed at me on internet forum? There's that wolf!
Take that!
*shoots Biden in the face*
Damn! Put down that gun before you kill us all you fascist! Hope....Change.... Cheney, please shoot me!
Dick Cheney wrote: Au contraire. We keep our titles even when our terms expire. Dubya is still Mr. President to you.
(Sorry for using a French phrase.)
(Or is that a Freedom phrase?)
I wasn't sure if that was only for presidents...
Dick Cheney wrote: SENATOR Boxer wrote: Dick Cheney wrote: SENATOR Boxer wrote: Don't you little people dare mock me!!!! I'll have you know that I've verbally berrated generals, just for calling me Ma'am!!!! Want to go hunting? That's "Want to go hunting, SENATOR?", to you Dick! That's "That's "Want to go hunting, SENATOR?", to you, MR. VICE PRESIDENT" to you, b@@&&.
Unless you want me to start a war with the state of California. That's "'That's 'That's want to go hunting, senator,' to you, Vice President,' to you, Mr. former Vice President."
That works, right?
Cultist of Obama wrote: Tossed Slaad wrote: I'm hungry. Who can I eat on this thread? *points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change.... I hope that you change soon.
Joe Lieberman wrote: The White House Press Corps wrote: We have been advised not to ask any questions of President Obama regarding his checking out the 17-year old girl's butt while at the G8 meeting.
Kind of silly, the advisement. We would never ask anything of the President until will cleared it with his teleprompt...ur...we mean, his press secretary.
Do you want to ask me a few questions?
I like it when people ask me questions. Yes, I'm sure you do. Pats Mr. Lieberman on the head.
Cultist of Obama wrote: President of the USA, B. Obama wrote: Kim Jung-Il, if you don't stop threatening us we will be forced to take action against your dictatorship. We support any UN sanctions. Yes, the UN will take care of it. They've saved the world ten times over. We must have peace at all costs, even if we have to bend over and grab our ankles. Hope....Change....Hope....Change. Mr. Cheney, you have license to take this guy on a hunting trip. I hear you're a quite experienced guide.
Cultist of Obama wrote: Obama is going to spend us into prosperity! Free college! Free healthcare! YAY! Yes we can.... Yes we can.... Must... not... commit... a... CHENEY!!!
Kim Jung-Il wrote: President of the USA, B. Obama wrote: Kim Jung-Il, if you don't stop threatening us we will be forced to take action against your dictatorship. We support any UN sanctions. As one dictator to another Presidnt Obama, sticks and stones may break my bones, but your words will never hurt me. Please continue your "sanctions" and I will cntinue building my missiles while encouraging my people to enjoy their pure existence. It's easy to survive being bombed back to the stone age when you are already there. American must not be your best language... it sounded like you implied that your country was in the stone age even though you have nukes.
Lord President Moorluck wrote: President of the USA, B. Obama wrote: Kim Jung-Il, if you don't stop threatening us we will be forced to take action against your dictatorship. We support any UN sanctions. Oh by the way your Birth Certificate showed up. We're having it translated to English as we speak! ;p I didn't know you were a Brit! Over here we speak American. ;p
Kim Jung-Il, if you don't stop threatening us we will be forced to take action against your dictatorship. We support any UN sanctions.
Dub'Ya wrote: President of the USA, B. Obama wrote: Dub'Ya wrote: Cultist of Obama wrote: Hope.... Change.... When? Get out, Mr. President! You're not president anymore. And don't mock my fan base! Mocking is all I have left, the pentagon won't let me play with their soilders anymore. What about your "dubbing" skills? Didn't you dub the "War on Terror" and the "Axis of Evil?" We could use someone like you working for the Taliban.*
*Joke, for those with thin skins.
Cultist of Obama wrote: President of the USA, B. Obama wrote: Dub'Ya wrote: Cultist of Obama wrote: Hope.... Change.... When? Get out, Mr. President! You're not president anymore. And don't mock my fan base! OMG! OMG! OMG! It's the Anointed One! *faints* Gah! Where's security when you need it? You people are stupider than Bush! Think for yourselves! I can't do this all on my own!
Cultist of Obama wrote: Moorluck wrote: Cultist of Obama wrote: Hope.... Change.... I'd just as soon Hope I can keep more than Change out of my paycheck thank you. ;p That doesn't matter because Obama will take care of you! Hope.... Change.... And stop talking so ridiculously!
You sound like you're brainwashed...
Dub'Ya wrote: Cultist of Obama wrote: Hope.... Change.... When? Get out, Mr. President! You're not president anymore. And don't mock my fan base!
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