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Tee hee.

I HUNGER.

The Vicar of Vomit wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

thegreenteagamer wrote:

Calipygian is my favorite word

I love that there is a word for something so specific.

I always liked the word Regurgitate, but I hate actually regurgitating.

I like the cut of your BLAAAAAARRRRFFFF!!

...jib.

It's like looking into the future!

Bow before me.

I had an arse that wouldn't quit once. I blame the minced steak & onion pies.

I HUNGER.

I HUNGER.

All I can say is Sh-t happens.

It sure does.

*flush*

*flush*

*overflows*

Don't feed Rusty the horse a huge can of Beef-A-Reeno?

*gurgle*

I shall say good bye for now. There is a turd I must dispose of.

*flush*

*gurgle*

*flush*

*flush*

Did someone call upon the power of the Porcelain Throne?

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!!!

You missed.

This thread is full of toilet humor.

And I would know.

*flush*

*flush*

Aberzombie wrote:

Toilets use 35% of indoor water use.

Duh, that's why you #1 in the shower.

*sniffles*

*is the only clean thing in the thread*

Some people should use me instead of the off-topic boards when they take a dump.

I believe I can drink

I believe I'll guzzle till I cannot think

I dream about it every night and day

Some Dos Equus and a Tanqueray

I believe I can soar

Before I end up on the bathroom floooooor

I believe I can drink

I believe I can drink

I believe I can driiiiin *urp*

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOORTCH!!!!!!!!!

I believe you missed.

He's busy, but I'll do in a pinch.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH

You missed.

What a lovely woman. Glad to see her worshipping at the altar of the Porcelain Throne.

GLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF

Bow before me!

Porcelain Throne wrote:

I feel so neglected.

SPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRTCH!

BLAAAAAAARRRRPH!

HUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLL!

HOOOOOOOOORRRRRRF!

SPLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRCH!

BLEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRGH!

GLUUUUUUUUURRRRRF!

HEEEEEEEEEEAVE!

SPPPPPEEEEEEWWWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRG!

AAAAARRRRRRRPH!

ERRRRRRRRPH!

ORRRRRRRFFFF!

UUURRRRRRRRP!

YAAAAAAAAAAAK!

VUUUUUURRRRRRRRP!

RAAAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

SMOOOOOOOOORRRRRG!

HOOOOOORRRRRK!

BAAAAAAARRRRRRF!

RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!

You missed.

I feel so neglected.

Speaking of wives, I informed Mrs. Sebastian of the pictures, and her reaction was "Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?" She will be comforted by the fact that y'all think I'm number 1.

But those of you who think I'm number 2 are on the list...

You look like number 2 to me, and I should know.

Do I detect a hint of Limburger cheese?

Could be.

This thread is full of shit.

*eats rotting fish*

Wait for it!

I'm open for business!

yeah, but you're full of something.

On a good day!

Afternoon all.

Bow before me.

Anybody thirsty?

Interestingly, I'm the only thing in this thread that's not filled with vomit.

Now to figure out how to use this alias...