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♫♪ Poke Poke don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought you might like to know,
That the singer's going to sing a song
And he wants you all to sing along,
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Beorn the Divine
And Sergeant Bradan's Lonely Hearts Club Band♫♪

GM can Poke Poke run out preform an acrobatics check to snag snag the sword and run back? The acro would be to do the grad as part of the two moves?

Poke Poke move up to the edge so he is in a straight line with the corpse

"Great, he's going to be even more grumpy now.

perc: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

Poke Poke will move to the rest of the party

Once back to the group Poke Poke relays his observations. Which collaborate with Stinky's

Poke Poke moves swiftly and quitely out of the tamped down area.

stealth: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (16) + 21 = 37

local ledgends?: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

Aggrah and Poke your rolls reek. Let's hope one of the others can be help.

Damnit GM, Poke Poke isa lawyer not a ranger. Lol

Maybe Poke Poke is a ranger hahaha

know nature: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

Poke Poke sneaks out with his goblin speed and stealth and flips into hand spring with a twist coming up with both daggers and continues back into the corn field to hide again

easily scoring 9.5 or higher from all the judges, if they could have seen him

stealth: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (17) + 21 = 38
acro to do awesome flippy: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (19) + 13 = 32
where'd he go now: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (6) + 21 = 27

I thought that might be the case. For now he'll just move up using that 37 roll

Steeling his Poke Poke quit and carefully moves through the corn field toward were he dropped his blades. sneakysneak: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (16) + 21 = 37

When he gets to the opening in the field he sees Grumpy's lifeless headless body and thinks to him selfGrumpy you dumb longshank why did you not run. . He also sees Stinky's wolf come rushing out. He thinks Now is as good a time as any and rushes out towards his daggers.

acro to grab while darting across to another hiding place: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (14) + 13 = 27
to be sneaky about it: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (2) + 21 = 23

Baldwin if he cant do that last part then he'll hold to next round to do it

This is the last round of the effect, correct?

Poke Poke continues hiding: 1d20 + 21 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 21 - 2 = 32

No Grumpy!

Poke Poke hides: 1d20 + 21 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 21 - 2 = 39

There is also a diffence between hold and ready. If you are readying the action it has to be clear what that action is and what triggers it. If a creature goes before you in the initiative it carrys to your next turn. E.G. Wizard turns invisible. Your turn is next. You ready an action "If the wizard turns visible I will shot him with my bow" The round ends and the wizard starts his next round action which is cast an offensive spell and comes visible. Your ready action triggers and you fire on it. The wizard completes the rest of it's action ending its turn. You now take your turn for the current round. You can take a 5' step as part of a readied action as long as you don't otherwise move any distance during the round.

Hold (Delay) action you can change your initiative but not interupt.
Technically both resign your position in initiative to the point you took the action. Though none of the games I've been in do that.

Delay, Ready, and Counter Spell

if you can make 3 rounds the rest of us will be back

As the vile creature snaps and stomps Poke Poke deftly dodges. But as its master hideously laughs, fear cuts through Poke Poke. He drops both his daggers and runs back into the corn field.

hide from the headless longshanks: 1d20 + 21 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 21 - 2 = 36

Disappearing as he slides through.

Poke Poke Will save is +0 so best he could do is a 20

assuming military saddle
Military: A military-style saddle braces the rider, providing a +2 circumstance bonus on Ride checks related to staying in the saddle. If the rider is knocked unconscious while in a military saddle, he has a 75% chance to stay in the saddle.
I would give him the +2 to cmd. Otherwise I would treat it as bullrush, because with the charge your running at him. Like jousting. Just my opinion

Oh,thought by the description we were at the edge of the field.

Poke Poke charges at the frightful beast.

♫♪ Nasty breath and nasty feet

Oh how we hate, hate, hate the horse! ♫♪

dagger: 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 11 + 2 = 29
slashing dmg: 1d3 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
snk att: 3d8 ⇒ (6, 6, 2) = 14

Debilitating Injury: Disoriented -2/-4 (Ex) Foe who takes sneak attack damage takes attack pen (more vs. striker) for 1 rd.

perc: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17

perc: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

surv: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

Poke Poke starts to sneak off in the direction of the horse sounds

Sneak: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (10) + 21 = 31

perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

survival: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

f'ng dice

Poke Poke can scout a bit and see if he can see anything

I think I heard a horse whinny in the distance. Might be a rider

"Horse? Dreadful creatures. Not as taste as dog, but you can make stickum out of them. We should set a trap and get it before it gets us. Anyone have a horse chopper?"

Beorn the Divine wrote:

baldwin the merciful wrote:

The last vine is destroyed by the goblin and barbarian combination.

You beat up Andrea, you turned our monk into ghoul chow! You mangled our ninja! You made Orsin blind and deaf! You meanie!

NOPE...no recall of any of that. Must have been a different GM.

baldwin isnt that nice, lol

MW dagger: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 9 + 1 = 14 +2 if flanking
slashing dmg: 1d3 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
snk att: 3d8 ⇒ (3, 4, 5) = 12 if flanking
dagger: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25 +2 if flanking
slashing dmg: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
snk att: 3d8 ⇒ (1, 7, 7) = 15 if flanking

I'm a bit confused on the map. I think Poke Poke should be next to that vine, but it looks like he was placed in the opposite direction. Was the other vine where he is now? Trying to figure out if Poke Poke can charge the one on the map or if he is already there.

Poke Poke streaks toward the closest vine and starts hacking at it. He picks up the bards tune as he goes.
♫♪Poke Poke wear no shoeshine
Poke Poke got toe jam fireball
Poke Poke got monkey finger
Poke Poke shoot Coca-Ale
Poke Poke say I stab you, you know me
One thing Poke Poke can tell you is
You got to be free
Die together, right now
Over me♫♪

sing: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

dagger: 1d20 + 10 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 10 + 2 + 1 = 14
slashing dmg: 1d3 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 5 + 1 = 7
snk att: 3d8 ⇒ (5, 2, 1) = 8

Aggrah is misfortune a mind effect, charms, compulsions, or morale effects? It seems like it would be some sort of mind effect but the hex description is not clear. I ask because plants are immune.

[dice=Will, if needed]1d20+2

missfortune is luck based I believe

Poke - I assume you are using your EA skill to get free and move?

entangle:

Being entangled impedes movement, but does not entirely prevent it unless the bonds are anchored to an immobile object or tethered by an opposing force.
An entangled creature moves at half speed, cannot run or charge, and takes a –2 penalty on all attack rolls and a –4 penalty to Dexterity.

Unless I missed it, Poke Poke is entangled and not grappled. And does not need to roll anything to move. M14/15 are within his movement range. Just couldn't tell which square was out side the entanglement.

reflex: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10

Poke Poke plants foot tocharge and is snagged by the vine. He yacks his foot a few time until its free and over grown area.

Poke Poke moves right to M14 or 15 which ever is out of affected area

Poke Poke looks around and points toward the light "Poke Poke found the light its just over there."

Poke Poke heads back towards the party to report what he found to the others

perc: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
survial: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8
know nature: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20

dark vision, but isn't early morning?

Poke Poke stealthly takes the point about 30 feet a head of the group checking for traps on the way

stealth: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (9) + 21 = 30

perc for traps or hazards: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23

Poke Poke gets up and slinks stealthly to the shadows ready to pounce on anything that might appear.

stealth: 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (3) + 21 = 24

perc: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

Assuming he awakens around dawn, Bradan is surprised to find a large furry body snuggled next to him. The grey and black canine that had been tracking the party has finally decided to make itself known, and apparently chose Bradan as his friend.

"Very well, I shall call you Wolf. I suppose we will be traveling together for a while, eh?"

The wolf does not answer.

Breakfast in bed

Poke Poke studies the light. After a bit assumes it is also someone probably on watch at a different camp and continues on with his watch. Making sure to keep an eye on it through out.

As his shift ends and he wakes up Calain he informs him.

" Hey Grumpy, wake up. It's time for your watch. By the way looks like there is someone on watch over there. Maybe keep an eye on it. We should maybe check it out in the morning."

+1 Unchained Rogue Knife Master Scout

HP: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

Rogue's Edge (Acrobatics)
5 Ranks: You can move at normal speed through a threatened square without provoking an attack of opportunity by increasing the DC of the check by 5 (instead of by 10). You aren’t denied your Dexterity bonus when attempting Acrobatics checks with DCs of 20 or lower.

Sneak attack 3d4/3d6

Feat Weapon Focus (Daggers)

Skills
+1 Acrobatics
+1 Disable Device
+1 Escape artist
+1 Know Dungeon
+1 Know Local
+1 Know Nature
+1 Perception
+1 Sleight of Hand
+1 Stealth
+1 Survival

perc: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

Sneaky Sneaky: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (4) + 20 = 24

survival to tell how far the settlement is: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

When we get a little farther down the road Poke Poke helps setting up the camp, hiding it, and will string up the bell trap

survival ti help with camp: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

stealth: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (11) + 20 = 31

Baldwin about what time is it? I think by post we should of been traveling about 6-7 hours plus an hour cutting up the croc