Pizza Lord's page

Nothing in RAW, though the flavour text says it's like a mobile bonfire, so I'd normally rule it's at least as bright as a torch (maybe even more since it's a great deal more fire, even at small size).

Yes, they are like a mobile bonfire. They give off an equivalent amount of light to what you, the GM, would determine a fiery lightsource of their size would give off (a tiny or small one might be like a candle or torch), a medium might be like a campfire or larger as a bonfire).

They do not need a rule or a quality or yet another specific named creature ability that tells you that something on fire gives off light (or heat). They would need that for a fire that didn't do that. Like some darkflame or saying that some alcohol fire is invisible in other light and can only be seen as a blue flame in darkness, like a hellcat or something.

There does not have to be a specific or explicitly stated ruling for common sense and such. We don't need a rule that tells us that a creature that falls ends up falling towards the ground or in the direction of gravity. "But gravity is reversed here!" Well, then it 'falls' up. Same with a creature on fire. While being on fire is not the same as being made of fire like a fire elemental (if could just be an arm or part of your clothes or an outline like faerie fire, for instance), if you're giving off a torch's worth of fire, you should be illuminating the same area (with GM discretion, a GM can say that if the seat of your pants is on fire, then your body is blocking or shadowing it forward of you).

Just because it's a creature does not change this. If you have a campfire, or a torch, and it's giving off the light of a campfire, or a torch, and you animate it, it should still be on fire and giving off light (and should probably be resistant and not suddenly start taking more damage or burn out faster. ie. an animated torch should probably be able to endure an hour of being on fire from itself, as opposed to being caught in a fireball). An ice statue that becomes animated should be immune to cold, even if that isn't one of the 'special powers' given. "Yeah, you animated the ice statue... but it can't move because it's literally frozen solid like a block of ice. It doesn't have the, 'Able to move while frozen' quality."

Rules forum or not, the first rule is make sense. A creature on fire, gives off heat and light. The GM determines the amount and the effects and how they manifest, but a fire giving off heat and light is not something that needs a rule or stated creature quality beyond saying they inherently have that. If they say a creature has wings (whether it can fly) or four legs, they don't need to write 'winged' or 'quadruped' as a Special Quality in the stat line. If a creature is a living flame, treat it as such, the same as a living pool of water would be wet and can drown people in itself, even without some special 'drown' ability.

Where I run into a grey area (pun perhaps intended) is what happens when that fire elemental enters the area of a Darkness spell. It took a 2nd level spell to summon (higher for bigger and arguably brighter elementals).

How should I treat this in my game?

The light coming from their bodies is not magical. The illumination would be reduced as per any other non-ambient light source (note that most darkness effects only reduce light levels, though some can completely negate light to a supernatural state). A creature that could see through magical darkness would still see them as a flaming, fiery creature, just not illuminating the area around them.

]PS: The elementals have darkvision, so even if they can't light way, they can see where to go, I guess!

Yes, they function as any other creature with darkvision. Their darkvision is unrelated to their fiery body as it would be for any creature that suddenly found itself on fire. Just like a blindfold that (didn't burn up) covered their face or eyes would blind them whether they can see in the dark or not or were giving off light.

If you touch a creature on fire, it should be hot, and burn you as though touching something equivalently hot (you can certainly deal less damage than the Burn ability might state for an attack), but the fact that Burn deals with attacks does not negate the fact that a burning creature is on fire, only how the specific effects. That's not even a house rule, the specific effects and how you rule them might be, but saying fire is hot and burns things is not.

I did that with a cat. It looked like it was in danger from a random encounter. PCs saved it and it started following them. Was the evil wizard's familiar spying on them and they had no way of knowing. You'd be surprised what players say about their plans and how in-depth they get when they're planning how to take on a boss.

660. Whorled Cup— This rare, flowering plant only blossoms once a year, typically no more than twice in its lifetime, though well-cared for ones have been know to blossom three or four times. It has a vibrant green stem, and a large, light yellow bulb that remains closed most of the time. When it does blossom, typically at the end of spring, just before summer, the flower takes on a more golden and metallic hue. The flower opens in to a spiraling whorl of metallic petals. In sunlight, the petals gleam with the light of a treasure hoard and spectators are often left breathless and in awe. Some compare it the effects of a superb owl (#659), but even more inspirational to most of the world.

Strangely, while the flower can be plucked, it cannot be done by hand. Only held and manipulated with feet. No one is certain why this is, but those attempting to use their hands, initially receive yellow marks on their skin as a warning, but further infractions quickly darken to red marks and result in the transgressor being incapacitated until they're removed or ejected from the area.

If they don't have hair, they can't make their hair prehensile. Even if they have an appearance that matches hair. The developers made it very easy to allow almost any creature to qualify, especially with the 'even eyebrows' reference. However, they are very clear that it has to be hair.

A gargoyle or stone golem carved to look like they had a pompadour, eyebrows, and a beard does not. A zombie (with hair remaining), a flesh golem (with hair remaining), or a carrion golem that somehow could use the hex would qualify. A hair or beard elemental probably could do it (if they existed), a stone giant (whose body is completely devoid of hair) cannot.

If you are a water elemental with a cascading waterfall of flowing locks (pun intended), that is not hair. Just like a disguise self to give yourself a beard wouldn't count as you having hair, you can't cast a spell that makes your claws do more damage if you don't have claws (I mean, obviously you can cast it, it just wouldn't do anything unless it specifically said it gave you claws too). Just like an ability the elongates your arms won't do anything if you don't have arms.

1. Yes. If you have the item, you can do that with the appropriate magic item creation feat (and a place to create the item). If you are building a technological/magic weapon, you need the Craft Technological Arms and Armor feat and a military lab.
Technological Equipment

Hybrid Items

Items with both magical and technological components, such as the null blade, use a special crafting process. The creator must first succeed at a skill check at the listed DC for crafting the technological portion of the item, and then must succeed at a check based on the item’s caster level for crafting the magical portion. Any spell or level-based prerequisites not met increase this crafting DC, as described for magic item creation. The skill used for each check is based on the item creation feats required by the item. Failure on either check ruins the item. Use the item’s listed price as normal for determining crafting time, and the item’s cost for raw materials. If the creator has feats or abilities that accelerate item creation, only the least favorable bonus applies. In other words, to create a hybrid item faster, the creator needs to be able to create both magical and technological items faster.

It is also possible to enhance high-tech armor and high-tech weaponry with armor special abilities or weapon special abilities, including magical enhancement bonuses. One could build a +2 laser rifle, a +4 dancing humanoid bane chainsaw, or a +1 ghost touch space suit. In theory, a magic item creator could even infuse a technological item with magical intelligence. To create a magical high-tech item like this, one must first secure the high-tech item itself, either via purchase, discovery, or crafting. All high-tech weapons and armor are considered masterwork for the purposes of adding magical enhancements to them (though they do not gain the other typical benefits for masterwork items). At the GM’s discretion, some magical special abilities might simply not be appropriate for application to certain technological items. When a character crafts an existing technological item into a magic item in this manner, he does not need to meet the base item’s crafting requirements—a wizard with Craft Magic Arms and Armor can create a +1 arc pistol from a normal arc pistol without having Craft Technological Arms and Armor and without having access to a military laboratory. In a situation where a character wishes to craft the entire item from scratch, the non-magical technological item must be fully crafted and completed before work on magically enhancing it can begin.

2. Probably not from Rapid Reload (there might be a technological variant). Since Rapid Reload says 'Choose a type of crossbow (hand, light, heavy) or a single type of one-handed or two-handed firearm that you are proficient with.' and I believe that the notes don't let it work with Advanced Firearms, I think Technological firearms would fall in that category. Most such items have magazines with multiple shots though and changing one out is normally a move action. I don't see why there couldn't be a version that allows rapid reloads... but I don't see one.

3. Most likely yes. Magus (Eldritch Archer) get a bonded object the same as a wizard at 1st level. Assuming your GM would let a 1st-level wizard start with a technological weapon, then the magus can, and I don't see anything that would prevent their spellstrike from working with ranged weapons.

548. A stalk rises with a dangling green silk scarf dangling from it. It has rose thorn edging, making it equivalent to a bladed scarf (non-metal).

549. One round after planting, a pile of dried beans forms and then quickly heaps up into into a humanoid form. This is a dried bean golem and is under the planter's verbal control as its creator. It understands any language its planter speaks (but not telepathy) but is subject to listen checks to hear or understand for distance or noise.

550. As #549 except it's a dried pea golem and if it is destroyed or crumbles, treat its space and those adjacent as though they were strewn with marbles (though only on a suitably hard surface, otherwise the peas just get pressed into the ground).

551. As #550 but it's a dried pee golem. It isn't unstable and is treated as a wax golem that looks like the planter, except it (and perceived clothing) has a yellowish tint and smells faintly of asparagus or mild ammonia.

Wind, I would say no, even strong wind. I think the magic makes it pretty weather resistant unless a form of wind specifically says it can dislodge even ioun stones. Now, if the wind is blowing something else, like a sign or a roof shingle or a Tiny creature blown about, then that could certainly knock an ioun stone away...
... but, how that roll to determine that it hit the stone, rather than just the PC, would be pure GM discretion. Or they rolled a Natural 1 on a save and the ioun stone was determined to be a likely piece of equipment struck.

545. A spidery vine grows from the ground and forms a silky 3-foot long cocoon. It pulses as though something inside were wiggling. The planter hears a feminine voice asking for help telepathically. If the cocoon is cut open, a Medium-sized giant spider thanks them and crawls out. (She can free herself if need be, but won't unless attacked in the cocoon or everyone leaves.)

The spider claims its name is Lollotte, and her sister Charlotte trapped her in a magic web after jealousy over Lollette's poetry skill. Lollette can recite several poems and even devise new ones. She offers to join the planter as a friend, even as a mount if they are Small size (though she need an exotic saddle made).

546. A fountain of powdered silver sprays from the ground and then falls into a pile of dust in the planted bean's square. There's 1d4 x 25 gp worth of powdered silver plus an additional 10 gp worth per planter's level. Strong winds can disperse the dust and depending on the amount and conditions can take quite a while to gather all together.

547. The round after planting, a gnomish figure with a plain brown cap and a large (for it) scythe springs from the earth, rubs it hands, grips its scythe, and declares "This'll be fun!" before wading into combat. This is a redcap, sans red-stained cap (+2 DC to identify, does not get the +4 bonus to damage or fast healing 3).

Another year of amazing output! I hope the creative imagination and muse carries your through another year.

The Riding Dog is pretty much the gold standard for small riders. It's strong, it's fast, it has four legs (granted, that's most mounts) so it's resistant to trip and can carry more, and it can trip enemies, and has scent for tracking. It's also not so freaky looking that you get looks in town or stabling at the inn.

After that, I think most people go for something with Pounce.

But if you really want to try something that almost nobody (that I have observed) really tries, it's a snake. A constrictor snake starts at Medium and it's like 6 gold if you were to buy one. Granted, you would likely need to pay for an exotic riding saddle. Most people have trouble visualized riding a snake, because they are so attuned to riding horses or dogs or boars.

It has Constrict, which can damage and lock down an opponent with a bite and its movement includes Swim and Climb speeds (you said you weren't into climb, but your GM said it was okay), so even in tight spaces you could theoretically be moving forward on a wall or even across a ceiling (see why you have an exotic saddle to hold you place). Now your ranged attacks might not be blocked by your front liners and you can skirt pits and rough floor. Swim may or may not come into play. It has no legs so it really can't be tripped or knocked prone at all.

The real downside is their Speed of 20, which is not impressive. It's okay if you're planning to hold back and snipe anyway, but otherwise one of your spells might need to be longstrider or an Animal Focus that ups their speed.

651. Silverback Turn-apes

This species of turnip is safe to eat and comparable to your ordinary garden-variety vegetable. The upper leaves and stem have a grayish, oft-times mistaken for, silver piping. The root itself is a white-gray, or very rarely silver, in coloration.

While the saying, "It'll put hair on your chest... and back... and ears..." has not been definitively proven, it likely takes decades of consumption, if true at all. What is known, is that anyone imbibing it acts in an ape-like manner for an hour or two afterwards. While not inhibiting in any way, they tend to grunt or snort a bit more, and get a +2 turnip bonus to checks to imitate or disguise themselves as a simian. Simians also tend to react to them in a semi-simian way, but failing to Intimidate an actual silverback gorilla and being thought of as one is not always optimal.

People often use them in stews or soups, where the turnip is more a garnish or small part of the whole, which seems to curb some of effects. Wizards use them in minor potions to grant strength or change shape or summon monkeys, apes, or other simians.

Overlord Bloodline
You come from a lineage of chieftains, overlords, tyrants, betrayers, and leaders or from a race or family that served or learned from them and is ready to start their own lineage. You don't have to be wicked to benefit from these talents, but it helps.

Bonus Feats: Any teamwork or betrayal feats (including Quick Correction and Stepping Stool), Brilliant Planner, Chosen One, Combat Advice, Leadership, Persuasive, Sinister Reputation.

Bonus Spells: shield companion (AA) (7th), bleed for your master (10th), perfect placement (13th), die for your master (16th)

Turtle Bloodline
You come from a lineage that venerated or made pacts with turtle or kappa spirits. Possibly the Great Turtle, upon whose back the world is carried through the cosmos. You gain turtle-like qualities and defenses.
Disclaimer: I don't playtest or run bloodragers and all of this is just amusing guesswork to be altered as needed.

Bonus Feats: Endurance, Diehard, Improved Natural Armor, Improved Unarmed Strike, Snapping Turtle Style, Weapon Focus.

Bonus Spells: wave shield (7th), dragon turtle shell (10th), sky swim (13th), ride the waves (16th)

Turtle Hide (Ex)
At 1st-level your hide is tougher than normal and you have small, bony patches of shell along your back and spine, giving you a natural armor bonus of +1 and allowing you to meet the requirements of the Improved Natural Armor feat.
Additionally (for no reason whatsoever), you are considered proficient with katanas, nunchaku, quarterstaffs, and sai and gain Weapon Focus with one of your choice. A new character may start with one of these weapons of their choice.

Turtle Tenacity (Ex)
At 4th-level you gain a +4 competence bonus to Swim checks and can hold your breath a number of additional rounds equal to your bloodrager level.
Additionally, you add fox's cunning and owl's wisdom to your list of bloodrager spells known. Whenever you are under the effects of a bear's endurance, bull's strength, cat's grace, eagle's splendor, fox's cunning, or owl's wisdom spell that you have cast on yourself, those spells' durations are doubled (2 min/level) and you also gain a +1 enhancement bonus to natural armor. These enhancement bonuses stack with each other, but not enhancement bonuses from other sources (such as barkskin).

Turtle Power (Ex)
At 8th-level when you enter a bloodrage, you may choose to come under the effects of bear's endurance, bull's strength, cat's grace, eagle's splendor, fox's cunning, or owl's wisdom as though you cast that spell (for purposes of Turtle Tenacity) for the duration of the bloodrage. This ability is Extraordinary (Ex), but the spell effects otherwise function as spells and can be dispelled or affected or suppressed normally.
Additionally, you gain a bonus Weapon Focus feat and, while bloodraging, when you attack with a weapon with which you have Weapon Focus, you add an additional +1 to attack and damage for each additional Weapon Focus feat you possess.

Turtle Aquabatics (Ex)
At 12th-level you gain a +4 competence bonus to Acrobatics checks underwater or in conditions where water (or water-like) terrain would hinder you, like wading or a wet surface or jumping or diving into water. The penalty for slightly or severely wet surfaces still applies, as does the movement penalties for terrain or tumbling to avoid attacks of opportunities, but you may move an additional 5 feet on a successful check in wet or underwater conditions. This does not help against ice or other surfaces made slippery by non-water-based liquid nor does it apply to climbing wet or watery surfaces.
You receive half the normal penalties for being underwater for melee attacks (–1 to hit and one-quarter damage for bludgeoning and slashing) and grapple checks and do not lose your Dex bonus to AC while off-balance (enemies still receive a +2 to hit). While bloodraging, these penalties are ignored.
You may cast bloodrager spells while submerged without the normal concentration checks and can even cast verbal spells without being able to breathe, but this costs you one round of air for each spell level of the spell, in addition to any lost for normal or strenuous actions.
You may ascend at 50% greater depths and time for purposes of the bends or similar afflictions. Typically 100 feet per minute, so the bloodrager can ascend 150 feet every 30 seconds without risk, for example.

Turtle Defense (Ex)
At 16th-level your natural armor bonus increase to +3 and when you take the total defense action, instead of a +4 dodge bonus, you may choose to gain DR 2/– and an enhancement bonus to natural armor equal to half your bloodrager level until the start of your next turn. This does not stack with other enhancement bonuses to natural armor, including Turtle Tenacity. You are staggered on your next turn. You cannot move more than half your base speed while using this ability and you cannot use it on a round in which you moved more than half your base speed, including involuntary or mounted movement. The movement restriction does not apply while bloodraging. This ability can be used a number of times per day equal to your Constitution modifier (min 1.)
This bonus is quite high, but it doesn't apply to touch or other attacks a dodge bonus would help against (yet), but it also works against invisible or unseen enemies or attacks that would negate Dex (and thus dodge) bonuses.

Blessing of the Turtle God (Ex)
At 20th-level your base natural armor bonus increase to +5 and your base natural armor bonus (including from Improved Natural Armor) applies your touch AC. While bloodraging, your full natural armor bonus (including enhancement effects) applies to your touch AC.
The first opponent to attack you with flanking each round does not gain a flanking bonus against you.
You can speak with turtles and turtle-like creatures, such as kappa or dragon turtles, as if you shared a language and are at a +4 bonus to interactions with them as well as having a constant sanctuary effect towards hostile ones (DC 11 + Cha modifier, renews against a particular turtle every 24 hours, counts as a spell-like ability (Sp)).

542. The next round, if the planter has 5 HD or less, a gorilla grows from the ground and obeys the planter similar to a summoned creature, though it is not considered summoned and cannot be dispelled or dismissed. It remains for 24 hours before vanishing. If the planter has 6 or more HD, a girallon is created instead. At 11 HD and each additional 5 HD above that, the girallon has the advanced template applied (stacks).

543. The planted area glows briefly before glowing orbs equal to the planter's HD shoot from the ground to approximately 50 feet in the air. The next round, they rain down on creatures other than the planter within a 60 feet area. Creatures at an equal or higher altitude are not targeted.

544. A cloud of pinkish-green smoke burst forth, in a 30 foot spread. It lingers for one round and any living creatures coming in contact with it may attempt a DC 15 Fortitude save to resist its effects.

Heart Eater Bloodline
You come from a tribe, lineage, or bloodline that devours the hearts of its prey. You gain additional powers and abilities when hunting, stalking, or facing such creatures. See Heart Ceremony below.

Bonus Feats: Alertness, Blind-fight, Combat Reflexes, Diehard, Dodge, Endurance, Intimidating Prowess, Power Attack, Toughness, Tracking.
(Bloodline has more bonus feats than normal due to Call of the Hunt below.)

Bonus Spells: enemy's heart (7th), savage maw (10th), hunter's eye (prey targets only) (13th), named bullet (prey targets only, no M component needed) (16th).

Call of the Prey (Ex)
At 1st-level the bloodrager receives a +1 bonus to attack and damage rolls against prey, as well as Intimidate and tracking checks against them. While bloodraging, they have a +1 AC dodge bonus against attacks from prey creatures (after penalties for raging). At 12th level these bonuses increase to +2 and the DC of bloodrager spells against prey increase by +1. These bonuses stack with favored enemy bonuses.

Sheep's Clothing (Su)
At 4th-level the bloodrager can assume the form of a prey creature once per day. This functions as a druid's wild shape except it lasts 10 minutes per bloodrager level and only allows prey forms specifically. ie tigers or horses (they still must be the appropriate type or size. ie. Animals for beast shape I). This improves and advances as the druid ability every even level and counts as wild shape for purposes of taking feats, such as Natural Spell.
The bloodrager also gains alter self once per day (Sp) except it lasts 10 minutes per level and only allows the form of a prey creature. They gain an additional use per day at 8th, 12th, 16th, and 20th.

Call of the Hunt (Ex)
At 8th-level, when entering a bloodrage with a hostile or hunted prey creature within line of sight (one they intend to attack or confront, not just a friendly or passing one they are going to ignore), the bloodrager may gain the benefit of one bloodrager feat from the bonus list as long as they rage. They must meet the prerequisites for the feat. This does not occur if a bloodrage is in progress and a prey creature appears.

Crush the Prey (Ex)
At 12th-level, the first time entering bloodrage during an encounter, all prey creatures within 30 feet with line of sight to the bloodrager require a Will save or be shaken for 2 rounds (DC 10 + 1/2 bloodrager level + Cha mod.) The first time the bloodrager disables or incapacitates a prey creature in an encounter, all similar prey require a Will save as above. This fear effect cannot stack with other effects to greater than shaken.

Batter the Prey
At 16th-level, while in a bloodrage, the bloodrager can use the awesome blow maneuver on a prey target as though they possessed the feat. The bloodrager need not meet the prerequisites of the feat, but if they don't, the attack must be with a bludgeoning weapon and the maneuver is at a –4 penalty. Whether successful or not, that creature cannot be targeted by this attack from the bloodrager again for 24 hours.

Unending Hunt
At 20th-level, whenever you incapacitate or disable a hostile prey target while in bloodrage, you may extend its duration by one round. This only happens once per round, regardless of the number of prey creature's defeated, dropped, or destroyed per round.
Additionally if your bloodrage would end with you at 0 hit points or fewer (such as being knocked unconscious), the bloodrage ends and you immediately gain temporary hit points equal to the prey creatures you defeated or dropped during the bloodrage. This does not count as healing (you may still be bleeding) but may be enough to keep you conscious and you can heal or tend yourself. These temporary hit points last for one minute.

Abadar's Golden Fist: As a swift action, you turn one (and only one) of your hands into a golden fist. It is a natural attack (slam) and counts as lawful and magic (and gold). It deals Strength and a half damage if it's the only natural attack possessed and Charisma can be used in place of Strength for attack and damage. It gains a +1 enhancement bonus for every three class levels. The fist cannot wield or hold objects or perform tasks that a closed fist couldn't perform. Objects held in the hand are either crushed or dropped when the golden fist forms.

It can illuminate as a light spell at will and counts as a light effect of one-third class level for overcoming darkness effects. Disarm and steal attempts are at a +2 avarice bonus. It functions as a holy symbol of law when presented and does not hinder somatic components despite being a closed fist, though such spells still count as having somatic components for spell failure checks or other effects and certain somatic tasks involving manipulating things, like drawing a magic circle, can be hindered at GM's call.

If 50 gp is sacrificed to Abadar when activated or during the duration as a swift action (it just vanishes from possession), the fist can also bypass silver, mithril, adamantine, or other special metal for damage reduction purposes (not bypassing hardness). This can be done multiple times, a different metal chosen each time. 50 gp can also be sacrificed to allow the fist to function as a normal hand for the duration.

This ability can be used for one minute per level each day and need not be continuous but must be in one minute increments. It can be dismissed early.

Wings of Desna (Monarch's Wings): As swift action, you grow beautiful butterfly wings for one round that allow you to leap or fly as a move action. The maximum distance per round is equal to your base speed, even using a second move action. As a free action at the beginning of your flight or at the end, you may sweep the wings forward and create a swarm of magical butterflies and stardust in a 15-foot cone that functions as glitterdust (DC 10 + 1/2 class level + Cha modifier). You must fly or leap at least 10 feet to use this ability (or at least intended to, in case your movement gets interrupted) and it can be used a number of times per day equal to half your class level + Charisma modifier. Uses can be combined to fly longer distances or maintain altitude.

539. An 8-foot tall wooden pole rises from the ground. It has 16 lit torches on it stuck like pegs in it. Four to a side. The torches are real fire and burn indefinitely until taken from the pole, functioning as normal torches (1 hour duration). The pole replaces one torch per day. If all torches are removed from the pole (or extinguished on it), there is a 25% chance it loses all power (CL 10, conjuration).

540. A plant with 1d4 fiery-orange flowers grows.

541. One round after planting, the ground around the bean rumbles and a ramshackle wooden coffin rises upright in a spray of gravedirt (even if in sand), standing like a tombstone. A small bell is affixed at the top to a string that goes inside. It starts to ring.

Having a slight issue on this spell. It is being cast on a creature with immunity to magic. but, it is encasing them in ice, which, IMO isn't directly targeting them with magic, only their immediate periphery? Or am I overthinking it?

Overthinking it. The spell targets the creature, the spell allows Spell Resistance, so Magic Immunity (which is generally considered 100% spell resistance) will work unless some other factor is in play.

It is directly targeting them, even if the effect is something around them. Like creating a tornado or resilient sphere. You target them, then a sphere of force forms around them.

536. A slender beanstalk grows from the ground with a light-green, leather +1 sling on it, sized for the planter.

537. The planter immediately hears in their mind, "Choose a nonmagical object." They are then in the equivalent of a stasis-like limbo for 30 seconds. The GM should inform them of this limit and start timing until they choose something suitable or the time expires. They can think or ask questions (won't get any answers, but the GM can repeat the statement above), but if they don't state or otherwise indicate an object after that time, the effect is wasted and the stasis ends.

538. Immediately after planting, the ground opens and 1d4+4 crawling hands spring out and crawl towards the planter (leaping and flying to them if necessary). The hands resemble the planter's, but are decrepit and rotting.

Something like the Toxic Avenger's tromatons, that let him sense evil and crime and he must destroy it? Maybe it starts at 30 feet, higher levels improves it to normal 60 feet, and maybe a detected creature can be tracked as though they had scent, etc.

'You have a constant detect evil effect that you cannot suppress.'
Curse: If you detect an evil creature or object, you must destroy or kill it. You can perform other actions while performing the task, such as aiding another or tending or moving an injured party away during a fight with evil creatures, but otherwise ignoring evil causes headaches leading to distraction penalties until they refocus their efforts and must succeed at increasing Will saves every hour with failure causing them to 'black out' and go on a vigilante spree (similar to a GM controlling a lycanthrope).

I would argue that a guitar-like weapon is a one handed bludgeoning, right?

I, on the other hand, would argue that it is more likely a two-handed bludgeoning weapon. Sure, someone could hold or even swing it, but people can do that with two-handed swords or a folding chair, but I think the assumed and normal use for a 'baseline effective strike', is swinging it two-handed.

Let's operate on that theory for now. How would i finesse it?

Fair enough, we will operate on your theory and assume you can declare it a one-handed weapon equivalent. Weapon Finesse lets you apply your Dex 'With a light weapon, elven curve blade, rapier, whip, or spiked chain'. A guitar is none of these things. Equipment Trick (Guitar) would let you use it as a normal weapon or improvised one, whichever is better, but that won't make it a light weapon for Weapon Finesse (or a rapier or a spiked chain).

Probably kind of obvious I am just going down the slotless magic item list at this point.

172. All-Luring Golden Apple— This cursed alluring golden apple functions normally except that it affects all creatures within 60 feet that can see it except for creatures hostile to the user within 10 feet of it where it's thrown. Affected creatures that are farther than 20 feet away, move closer each round they fail a Will save to end the paralysis. They take the shortest, most obvious route, avoiding obvious dangers, but not other creatures. They do not count as paralyzed during this movement but attackers get +2 to attacks against them.

If the user is under the apple's effect and a hostile creature kills them, that creature receives a cursed all-luring golden apple the next day, which just appears in their belongings or lair.

173. Animated Poor-trait— This cursed animated portrait functions normally but is cursed. Anyone asking the portrait a question and receiving one of its appropriate responses, has a chance to develop a poor trait or habit. Others nearby merely hearing the response are not affected. The projected image of the portrait may demonstrate a poor trait or habit in its actions, but this is not guaranteed or obtrusive, especially if based on a real creature that didn't have those mannerisms.

174. Scabbard of Pawning— This quirked scabbard of honing appears normal, but if its quirk is identified (or a DC 20 Perception check is made while examining it), an unobtrusive stamp of a chess piece is revealed (black or white pawn). If the user draws or has a weapon that's been in the scabbard for at least a minute (even ones that aren't normally affected, such as already magic items) while enemies or opponents are present, the curse triggers.

I would count that as fasting for almost all purposes. I would require a situation to expressly state that such methods are not permitted. It is not eating or consuming (though most fasting does allow simple or bland items or at least a small portion every few days, each instance differs).

169. Bottle of Messyges— This cursed bottle of messages detects and functions as normal until a message is placed inside and it's opened or broken. Successfully identifying the cursed property or a very good look (Perception DC 20) may reveal a swine or pig in a centurion helmet or possibly a toga stamped on the bottle.

170. Cursed Property (Onion)— This cursed property is most commonly found on otherwise beneficial feather tokens but can also be found on wands, scrolls, or even potions. The item functions normally, but when activated, an onion appears and falls on the user's head.

171. Horror-gami Swarm I— This seemingly ordinary origami swarm functions normally, but carries a terrible curse.

165. Cursed Wand of Shield I— This cursed wand of shield appears to function normally, but it provides a +5 shield bonus to the caster.

166. Mottled Yeti Fur— This opaque bottle identifies as bottled yeti fur and functions identically. The fur, however, is a mottled color of browns, grays, and blacks in addition to whites, reducing the Stealth bonus in snowy terrain to +2.

167. Steadfast Kidney-Stone— This cursed steadfast gut-stone functions normally except it's just a little harder (12 hp, hardness 1) and a little harder to swallow. It also breaks into kidney and bladder stones and most definitely does not pass harmlessly through the body afterwards.

647. Blooderflies (blud-er-flies)
These seemingly-ordinary butterflies and moths come in scarlet, crimson, and rusty-red colors and appear completely harmless. Moth types are more active at night and are technically different from the butterfly variant, but they're lumped together nonetheless. The caterpillars that form blooderflies otherwise appear normal as well. Telling such minute details apart would require some sort of... butterfly expert and such a field would be so obscure and focused. What would it even be called?

If in your game, random encounters are a thing, and you randomly rolled a creature that could realistically be in the area. Then it's fine.

You literally told them some things aren't meant to be fought (at 1st-level), which, unless these are brand new players, shouldn't be required.

Then you had NPCs literally telling them to run away. This wasn't some sneaky NPC villain plan to trick them ("Oh yeah, it's an illusion. Charge in there!")

And you didn't have it straight up surprise run rush them in the middle of the group, grab/grapple one so the others would be unwilling or reluctant to run away or abandon their friend (a legit concern or character trait).

And one of the PCs, in character, chose to run and lead it back into the camp...

Then it's all run fairly (it may suck if one of the dead PC's players wasn't the one being [foolish/stupid/testing you to see if you would do it] and their PC got killed, but your place is to adjudicate their actions, not dictate them (subtly manipulate, absolutely).

So, new PCs is probably the way it should go (unless you want the thing to eat them and they somehow come out in a pile of excreted fertilizer a little worse for wear elsewhere, but that would obviously be you being nice).

162. Cornugon Pickle Spear— Similar to #161, the pickle on the end is a tiny cornuchon, smaller than a gerkin. As such, the spear deals damage as though one size smaller. This +1 unholy spear grants a +2 bonus on Charisma checks against devils with 9 HD or less. Once a wielder uses the spear or benefits from this bonus, they are subject to the curse until they receive a successful remove curse.

163. Croco-dill Pickle Spear— This +1 spear functions similar to #161 except it counts as a +2 lance when wielded while mounted on a crocodilian (or alligator) creature. The wielder has a +4 competence bonus to Ride or Handle Animal checks for such mounts and may use the mount’s Strength modifier on damage rolls rather than the wielder’s Strength modifier. Once per week, it can summon an alligator or crocodile that serves as a mount for one hour.

164. Coast-shore Croco-dill Pickle Spear— Similar to #163, this spear can summon a saltwater crocodile instead of a crocodile or alligator once per week.

Maybe when it dies, an obelisk rises, with a map to another location, where another golden beast exists. And when three obelisks are risen, the hidden pyramid appears.
But it's really a Cheops Tortoise.

Or maybe the area turns into an oasis for a year. Or a lost city is uncovered.

... but I would like there to be something for the players to really dig into if they want.

One of the gold plates has a map, or a symbol...

Continuing the theme of just adding 'Blood' to things.

644. Bloodmoon Bass
Found predominately in Lake Encarthan and nearby tributaries and lakes. These bass are little different from common freshwater bass found around the world, between 8 and 25 inches and weighing 2 to 10 pounds, with rare larger specimens up to 30 inches and 20 pounds. During mating season, however, males undergo a physiological change that turns their scales a bright crimson.

This is a defense mechanism, since female bloodmoon bass lay clutches of eggs deep in the cold waters of the lake and aggressively defend them from other creatures, but are able to differentiate the bright red of males coming to fertilize them and allow them near. After mating season, these bright red scales fall from the fish, leaving them bare and slick-skinned until fresh scales grow in.

One further, really odd aspect of bloodmoon bass, is something that occurs when there's a blood moon. Normally an event that occurs every few years, if it also coincides with the mating season, the male bass leap from the water of the lake after fertilizing eggs. They don't just jump into the air, they literally leap from the water into the night sky, flying towards the crimson moon in the skies until they disappear into the night.

Often, there's a crimson shower of falling fish scales scattered behind them like a comet-trail, shimmering and glinting in the already red light of the blood moon. The fertilized eggs are left behind, as are males too young to fertilize eggs, leaving a new generation of fish until the next blood moon.

645. Giant Bloodmoon Bass
A much larger specimen of #644. Bloodmoon Bass found only in the depths of Lake Encarthan. Males tend to be around 15 and 20 feet in length and several hundred pounds. It's speculated that they could grow larger, since larger females have been observed, but older males are naturally removed from the population depending on the intervals between blood moons occurring during mating seasons.

There's little difference in the habits of the giant version of the bass, but high Knowledge: Local or bardic knowledge can recall more rare stories of a nighttime fisherman catching a giant bloodmoon bass on a line or net during a red-cloaked mating season and being carried high into the sky, where the lucky ones splashed down and were able to swim back to their boat. No one knows what happened to the ones that didn't let go. Fishermen go missing all the time in the dangerous waters of Lake Encarthan, especially with recent events around the Isle of Terror.

240. The Duke's name is 'Earl'.

241. A townsperson is unimpressed with one of the PCs, telling them in the voice of a soprano that they never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

242. The party is to report to the General. A man named, 'Biggus'.

243. The blowfish is named, 'Hootie'.

244. Someone dressed as a wizard throws beanbags while yelling, "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"

155. Staff of Gall— These cursed magical staves are replicas of the staff once carried by Galstaff, Sorcerer of Light. His party was slain by ogres.

Maybe an ifrit with the firesight ability?
Or some magical item that simulates it?

Shifting shadows turns all creatures in the area into potential flankers for every other creature.

Twilight knife creates a blade of force that can flank targets and cannot be attacked.

But I think you might mean, spiritual ally which can attack and flank from its space. It can be attacked, but as a construct of force its pretty much impervious to physical attacks.

Why not abate the effect for a number of time units (rounds, minutes, 10 minutes, hours, etc.) based on the effect's frequency. Something like (not saying this is what you want, just an example):
'Abate affliction slows the frequency of an affliction the caster has identified on the target. The target need not make rolls or checks during this time and the duration of reprieve equals 3/caster level in rounds, minutes, or hours (max 24 hours), based on the affliction's frequency. An effect, like a poison that requires a save every round or less than 10 round (one minute), would not require a save until 3 rounds/caster level has passed. An effect checked every hour (or longer, such as the save to remove a negative level) would be delayed and additional 3 hrs/caster level.'

Or some such. I am not saying that's your vision, but it might be easier to word it that way (or might be completely wrong). At the very least, I'd probably say a caster can only postpone an affliction once (your call on if different casters can). And 8th-level caster is already possibly postponing something by a full day. I like that the Material component has a cost, but it's not really enough to keep someone from otherwise chain-casting effects (especially over days) or Extending a 1st-level spell isn't that hard.

I also assume this doesn't suspend or pause afflictions, meaning some can just fade out naturally well before the abate affliction spell ends. Even at 3 rds/caster level (let alone hours), a lot of poisons will wear off (granted, they have to be afflicted by it and probably take some damage).

124. Bag of Nasty Tricks (Rust)— This cursed bag of tricks (rust) detects and functions normally. After any day in which it is used, however, it summons a small creature that steals things from the nearby area and leaves them in the bag.

125. Plate Armor of the Deep Fryer— This cursed plate armor of the deep detects and functions normally. After one minute spent immersed in liquid, at least knee deep, the armor starts to heat the area around it. The armor itself does not become hot or even noticeably warmer, only the surrounding liquid. There is no outward sign that the armor is causing this, though the fact that the warm area is emanating from the wearer is easier to determine.

195. Juicer
You can squeeze fruits or vegetables effectively in your hands or between your knees and draw out and produce juice as normal without needing materials or other tools (though you need a container to hold the juice). You can still be injured by prickly, thorny, or spiny fruit (but you'll still juice it). You juice the fruit to its full potential and can even adjust pulp or seed content. This does not work on nuts or hardened shells, even if they have liquid in them, such as cocoanuts.

196. Alchemy Vision
You can see through alchemical items and materials as though you had X-ray vision. This includes alchemical tubing, workbenches, and opaque liquids, powders, solids (including an alchemical golem), but does not include containers or covering that aren't those objects, such as their containers, requiring most to be in a glass container to allow vision to pass through. You may identify alchemical objects or liquids that you can see clearly with a successful Craft Alchemy or similar check (distance penalties apply). Lead materials, even alchemical ones, block this.

197. Empty Space Manipulation
You can make an empty space seem half as large. You must be within 15 feet and able to see the empty container or inside of the space (which can be no larger than a 5 foot area). There can be no creatures or significant objects within, even invisible ones, though ethereal objects or ones on other planes don't count, nor do inconsequential objects (dust, dirt, cobwebs, small leaves, etc.). Others viewing it perceive it as only being half as large or able to contain half the volume. If they study it, reach in, or try to enter the space, they receive a Will save, as though disbelieving an illusion (DC=10 + 1/2 HD + Cha mod).

87. Bag of Holding Breath (Type I–IV)— This cursed bag of holding detects and functions normally and is almost always found laying open... or with the corpse of its former owner somewhere nearby. Despite its material, whether burlap, silk, or cloth, it does not allow air to pass into or out of it while closed. The owner receives a bonus on checks and saves involving holding their breath or against inhaled or breathed effects. The bonus is equal to the bag's type (I–IV). When the bag is claimed by a new owner and they place their first item into it, the curse activates, linking them together, even across planar boundaries. No knowledge of the bag's abilities are imparted, though identify attempts that beats the curse's DC might determine them.

The bag can be sold, or stolen (or left in the open hoping someone else claims it) which can also free the former owner of the curse with no further effect, though they must wait for someone to actually claim ownership and place an item inside (and risk them closing the bag before that happens). Anyone other than the owner can place or remove items as normal into the bag with no effect.

88. Monk-ki Belt— This cursed monkey belt functions as normal until the wearer tries to animate the tail or use a ki point. At that time, the tail animates and attacks the wearer as a monk of the wearer's HD (BAB + 3 to hit (+1 Dex, +2 for being two sizes smaller)).

89. Belt of Contralibrium— This cursed belt of equilibrium functions normally except that any time spent not affected by fatigue, shaken, or sickened penalties does not count against the condition's duration unless the act of staying in place would remove the condition (such as sleeping or resting in the case of fatigue). Once the wearer moves more than 5 feet in a round, the durations continue as normal.

Set wrote:

67. Cat of Disguise ...

Love this! So cat like.

Yes, and I almost misread #63 as a rod of enemy defecation.

68. Robe of Arcane Hermitage— This robe of arcane heritage requires the wearer to seclude themselves in a small and remote home or dwelling for one month before it attunes and functions for them. They can have visitors and even make daily forays during this time, but otherwise spend it in contemplation, study, research, and reflection. They must do this once per year. Any bloodline user putting it on is aware of the robe's powers and requirements.
The robe also grants one additional use (or round of use) to any 1st-level bloodline powers with limited uses based on Charisma.

69. Robe of Postponements— This cursed robe of components functions normally unless the wearer attempts to draw forth a costly focus or material component which they do not possess. They must spend an extra round to cast that spell. During this time they are searching for the material, patting pockets, and otherwise holding up a finger or mumbling things like, "Where is it? One moment. Just one moment.", which doesn't hinder the casting. During the casting time, they are considered to be under the effects of sanctuary (DC 11 + casting ability modifier) against enemies within 30 feet that share a language.
Once per week, the robe can conjure focus or material components of up to 100 gp value during casting, but increases the casting time by an additional round.

70. Robe of Goats– This cursed robe of gates functions normally unless the wearer is in combat or a stressful situation. When using its power at these times, there is a 25% chance it will summon ordinary goats instead of the intended creatures and there will be enough to fill every open adjacent space around the wearer.

The goats otherwise function as summoned creatures (attacking the caster's enemies) as though from a summon monster effect, even if the spell would have other parameters, such as mount. They still benefit from other modifications to summoned creatures, such as Augment Summoning. For the duration of the summon effect, as long as one goat remains, the wearer gets a +3 bonus to Survival checks that doesn't stack with familiar bonuses.

71. Robe of Ewes— This cursed robe of eyes functions normally until the first time a hostile invisible or ethereal creature would be seen. From then on, the wearer sees all invisible or ethereal creatures (even allies) as Medium-sized, female sheep. Such targets no longer have a size penalty for being larger than Medium against the wearer and any attacks that would try to strike an object or body part a sheep wouldn't have or be carrying will either fail or be greatly penalized, such as wing or arm strikes or trying to sunder or target a held or worn item. The wearer sees the invisible or ethereal creatures roughly where they are, but larger creatures that now appear to take up only a single space may have deceptively open spaces around them that wearer might accidently try to move into or otherwise interact with, likely provoking an attack of opportunity or wasted effect (like trying to summon a creature into an occupied space).

59. Ring of Countersells— Detecting and functioning as a ring of counterspells, this cursed item causes the wearer to purchase something in return whenever they sell an item. Whenever selling one or more items, they must make a Will save (DC 15 + 1 per 1,000 gp in sale value of items) or they end up purchasing at least 25% of items from the merchant in return. The wearer doesn't realize they are being influenced, though they can choose purchases (if the PC can be trusted to roleplay it) and such items tend to be useful and usable, unless they have a friend or ally they would plan to gift it to, like a wand or scroll they can't cast. Otherwise it will be items the character might need; rope, bedroll, rations, potions of healing, etc., though the item(s) could just be interesting, like a potion of rainbow hues, a singing rock, a glowing stone, or magic beans. If the wearer tries to have an agent or other person sell an item on their behalf, that person will also return with 25% of the sell price in items unless they make a Will save at their bonus or the wearer's, whichever is lower.
Once the curse triggers, the wearer is affected whether the ring is worn or not until they receive a remove curse or until the ring is sold or giving to a new owner and they trigger the curse. This curse always affects an attempted sale of the ring by any creature, whether owned, worn, or not.

60. Ring of Shooting Start— This curse can be placed on any magical ring. Whenever the wearer or an ally within 30 feet attempts a charge or run action, there is a loud report of a starting pistol and that character is considered to have a +5 inspired bonus to their movement speed that round. They are also subject to a magical ranged attack (+CL of ring to hit). The subject is denied Dexterity bonuses to AC against this attack unless they possess uncanny dodge. The ring's wearer also does not receive any defensive bonuses from the cursed ring itself if they are the target (such as a ring of protection's deflection bonus). If the attack hits, they receive 1d6 force damage + 1/2 the ring's CL).
There is no indication this comes from the wearer or the ring and a creature cannot be affected more than once per day by this curse.

61. Ring of Mine Shielding— Detecting and functioning as a ring of mind shielding, this cursed ring causes any floor-based traps within 60 feet of the wearer, such as pits, landmines, bear traps, pressure plates, or caltrops to be harder to notice or detect (DC + ring's CL) for the wearer or their allies. It has no effect of spotting mineshafts, unless the check is to avoid falling into one.

62. Ring of Pi Mastery— This cursed ring of ki mastery holds up to 3.14159 ki points, and typically always has 0.14159 points within it, since there's almost no way to spend that amount, and the wearer has no way to detect that. As long as as the ring has at least 0.14159 ki points stored within it, the wearer secretly receives a –3.14159 (rounded to –3) calculation penalty to saves against spells or effects with a radius, diameter, spherical or hemispherical area.
While typically found on a ring of ki mastery, this curse can rarely be found on rings of any type.

Miriam Razton
This masked woman claims to be a Razmirin noblewoman (though likely a high-ranking member of the clergy, she doesn't claim that) and wears an elegant, though down-played robe and tasteful jewelry. She does possess a holy symbol of Razmir on a golden chain, though it's worn beneath her robe. Her slippers and gown are unseen beneath the robe, but are also of highest-quality. She wears a Razmiran mask, but rather than silver or gold of the ruling clergy, it's a masterwork wooden carving with inlaid silver etching from the Exalted Wood. almost all her items are magical, but mostly defensive, notable the mask which prevents mental intrusions or persuasion (also lead-lined) and a ring of invisibility.

She is cordial and polite as long as treated equally and does not discuss religion except in the vaguest, basic terms ("Razmir is the Living God. The sun is bright and water is wet.") and is surprisingly knowledgeable about any PCs' non-secret adventures, connections, and doings (and does not mention any that aren't so secret but aren't 'polite').

This agent's main goal isn't to try and win the bid, since Razmir knows he will be cheated and swindled and fraudulently denied his rightful acquisition. Instead, she will note any winners and likely make plans to have them ambushed or otherwise robbed depending on their precautions. She might even be there to distract from the real Razmiran agent (or Razmir himself!) bidding... unless... She's the real Razmir!

This is your space, so not sure if this is appropriate:

Mwinyi Kitwana
An aged storyteller, shaman, and elder from Nantambu in the Mwangi Jungle. While clearly old, he's mentally acute, though he speaks very little except when telling stories or prophecies, which he typically only does when travelling among the various villages and states of the Expanse.

He does not try and blend in, wearing brightly-colored beads, trinkets, and flowing strips of cloth and leather that make him look like a jungle savage. Adding to the lines of face paint and the bone piercings in his nose and ears, he seems an odd representative, but in truth is well-regarded by those in the Magaambya as both knowledgeable and capable of traveling the dangerous parts of the Mwangi Jungle. He speaks and reads numerous languages and respects scholars and other learned individuals, but at the auction he is quiet and reserved, making only terse replies or gestures.

He is a the selected representative of many Mwangi nation-states and cities, who pooled resources to bid on one of the elixirs and each sent members as his honor guard. His stake is several chests of large, high-value jungle emeralds and an equal amount of high-quality onyx. Chosen from the finest specimens for color and clarity.

If he wins one of the elixirs, he and his honor guard will travel back to Mwangi where it will benefit no single person. Several tribal wisemen, shamans, and learned scholars of Magaambya have divined and created a ritual that will vitalize and rejuvenate a vast section of whatever location its performed at. Along with the other ingredients, likely from Gozreh's Pool, the Fountain of Tibas, and The Drowning Stones, it will be anointed on the Spire of Destiny at the appointed time. The believed outcome will be a bloom of life and cleansing of some lingering poisons, taint, or corruption (it's ambiguous) around Lake Ocata and along the rivers that feed into and from it. Any other effects, like bigger, healthier beasts or new flora are unknown side effects.

It's possible that adventurers that impress him may be asked to join one of the expeditions to gather needed ingredients (they have to be as fresh as possible so are waiting on the hardest to acquire component in the Sun Orchid Elixir). Otherwise the Thuvian city-state or Church of Pharasma might soon need adventurers to venture into a neighboring country where Kranor Jen-tan hid the relic and recover it from its trapped hiding place and lair, even if Mwinyi loses his bid, since the bids are forfeited. However, Mwinyi might consider sending a competent group there first if his bid fails to win any of them, since it will take them time to prepare the proper questions, since only so many can be asked and to prepare and verify the information. But he'd only do that if he feels they disregarded its value (knowing they would get it for free anyway once bid).

Unless, of course, he's actually Razmir.

634. Blood-frill Caiman
Found in the the waterways of the Mwangi Jungle and occasionally at the coastline of the Sodden Lands, this Medium-sized reptilian predator resembles most caiman or crocodiles in form. It has a distinctive, raised crimson ridge along its back and smaller fin-like frills at the knee of each leg. While normally only about three inches high, older specimens can have frills as large as a six or eight inches. When not trying to be stealthy, they are normally very visible floating on the surface, but even so, they can resemble a log or submerged branch with red fungus or leaves, so care should be taken.

They are highly aggressive to creatures of their size or smaller swimming in their waters, though they only tend to attack upward, sometimes ignoring those who swim beneath them if not bothered. Some do like to rest on the muddy bottom, however.

Their claws and teeth are used in native adornments and they are occasionally hunted for food if easier prey is not found.

If blood-frill caiman eyes are used as a material component in a spell or magic item that causes bleeding (1 gp or +1 gp per charge worth), the bleed effect lasts one additional round after it would normally stop unless the tending creature beat the Heal DC by 5 or more. If no Heal check was made, such as from a healing spell or effect, a caster level check is made against the spell's DC. The additional round is bleed 1, regardless of the amount or type of bleed the spell caused.

635. Blood-draught Spider
This small, scarlet arachnid is similar to a scarlet spider in appearance, though slightly darker purple than red. These spiders are actually harmless, they possess webbing and very mild poison, but it's only useful against the tiniest of insects that they hunt and consume. They spin small webs if left to their devices and are good at cutting down on insects. They tend to be lone creatures unless young or with a mate, in which case there could be three to four or a pair, respectively.

A blood-draught spider that becomes a familiar functions as a scarlet spider but does not have poison. Instead, eight times per day, if its master is bleeding (either a bleed effect or dying), it can attempt to stabilize them using its webbing (it has no web attack). It makes a Heal check at its own modifier (usually +0) or its master's. If it fails, it can try again next round and it receives a +1 bonus for each use of webbing used trying to close that wound. The familiar only does this for its master, even if ordered, charmed, or otherwise commanded somehow.

No.

A monk cannot use any weapon other than an unarmed strike or a special monk weapon as part of a flurry of blows. A monk with natural weapons cannot use such weapons as part of a flurry of blows, nor can he make natural attacks in addition to his flurry of blows attacks.

Question:

Does the familiar using my combat teamwork feat by Share Training count as possesses the combat teamwork feat, so that I can activate the combat teamwork feat with my familiar while it can see and hear me?

Yes. It counts as possessing the feat for purposes of being an ally with the same teamwork feat. Whether it can use it themselves or not depends on the feat. They will still have it even if they can't, which may allow you to take advantage of it, even if they cannot.

For instance, your rat familiar probably can't reasonably help you load a siege weapon or fire it with the Artillery Team feat, but it would have it. Even a monkey familiar probably isn't reasonably strong enough to be able to load or crank such an engine or aim it or even fire it (it does take some strength to pull that lever).

Or if a feat said, 'If you are wielding a manufactured blunt weapon and flanking with an ally with this feat, you get X...' Then if you have a blunt weapon and your familiar is flanking, you get X. Your familiar has the feat, but it probably can't benefit because it likely isn't wielding a manufactured blunt weapon.

It couldn't use the shared feat as say, a prerequisite to take another feat or something.

525. A sloped earth and rock ramp grows from the ground and extends away from the planter, about 8 feet wide and rising 15 feet up and 20 feet long or as high or long as possible if inside. The ramp is faintly warm and is illuminated as though by nearby fire or lava. The earthen slope remains for one hour before crumbling into dirt and then vanishing.

526. Six dwarven men grow from the ground. They're middle-aged (for dwarves) and dressed in leather coats and hats. They talk and act like western cowboys and follow the planter's orders or assist them, though they aren't slaves or under control. Treat them as followers and they will require payment after the first week. They will die to protect the planter's life, but are not otherwise suicidal nor will they do such tasks, except maybe to save the life of one another.

527. A large piece of quartz mineral grows. About the size of a dwarf, it's cloudy and not of good quality (for uses as a prism for arcane and similar purposes). It weighs several hundred pounds and can broken into pieces to sell for approximately 500 gp if broken up. If able to be transported intact to a large city, museum, or collector, it can be sold as a geological curio for 2,000 gp or more after finding a buyer, possibly 1,200 gp if sold quickly to a pawnbroker or other reseller.

528. The sound of a recorder plays (cue The Legend of Zelda recorder tune) and a swirling whirlwind rises from the ground.

529. A bowling ball-sized rock forms on the ground (20 lbs). If moved, roll on Goth Guru's Things Found Under a Rock table.

I can imagine cats being wary of mice if they keep encountering and killing this kind.

Cats are stoopid, though. Stupid... stupid, smug things.

631. Bloodsilver Mooncat
This breed of elven cat are noted for their silver-hued fur, sometimes streaked with platinum. They are the size of a large housecat and typically friendly enough if treated well or raised in a household. Wild bloodsilver mooncats tend to avoid people unless food is left out and they may become less cautious.

They get part of their name from their coloration, and another part from the fact that blood acts as a catnip to them. After killing prey, or being around a bleeding creature, they tend to rub their faces and whiskers into it and drool for several minutes (unless threatened). This doesn't apply to bloodsilver mooncat blood. The other part off their name seems linked to the moon.

While capable of purring, bloodsilver mooncats only do so during the time of the full moon (days and nights), when content or happy or near blood. While as cunning as any feline predator in the wild, domesticated cats become very stupid. So very stupid. Fortunately, only during the full moon. They seem to become like idiotic kittens, asking for cuddles and such, but constantly getting stuck in boxes, falling off shelves, missing jumps, pouncing on blood mice (#630) even if trained or constantly around them, and getting stuck half-way up curtains or halfway into a mouse or rabbit hole like Winnie the Pooh. They also seem to forget they have tails, and can be seen spinning in circles like a dog. Even the ones that don't have tails, and they seem completely baffled when they somehow manage to catch them.

Other felines treat them as any other cat, but turtles (including dragon turtles and kappa) that see one get a +5 enhancement bonus to land speed once per day for one minute. No one knows why. If bloodsilver mooncat blood is used to make a scroll or potion of cat's grace, the user takes one less bleed damage (hit point loss) from bleed effects but has a –2 penalty to Wisdom checks for the duration.

631. Bloodhoney Vine
This variant of honeyvine (#7) is almost identical to its cousin, including flower coloration. Unlike the other, when it's ready for pollination, the flowers turn to a wet, slick blood or rusty color and the nectar they drip is nearly identical to blood in scent and texture. It doesn't attract hummingbirds or bees, though other insects and small predators, especially bloodsilver mooncats (#631), come into contact and spread the pollen and small seeds.

Rumors that it attracts vampires and other blood-drinking undead are false. Undead get no nourishment or sustenance from such bloodhoney, though other creatures might, but only if normal pollen or honey would. It doesn't help mosquito females lay eggs, for instance, though they are attracted to the smell, and can make the vicinity more dangerous. Other than bloodsilver mooncats, who react to it, it doesn't trigger or cause most other blood reactions, such as bloodlust in sharks, though their keen scent detects it as such and it can interfere with such senses if scattered around the area, similar to a cloud or fog confusing vision.

If specially-treated bloodhoney vine bloodhoney is used as a material component in a magic item or spell (10gp or 10 gp per charge) that summons a plant or insects, those creatures inflict bleed 1 on a creature the first time they damage it during the encounter but the duration is reduced by one round (minimum 1 round).

Your Highness, with Danny McBride and Natalie Portman is a humorous fantasy take on an adventure. Not sure how Pathfinder-y it is, but I liked it.