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Sure, sonny. If'n they pay the dang fare and don't put their gobdurned flippers on the seat, we's a-bus-in' 'em anywhere that's on th' route.

As an added "benefit" she's one of those people who idles their car for at least 5 minutes before driving. And it's an old, out-of-tune SUV so I have to close the front windows or risk asphyxiation. I always wonder how long it will take driving practices of the 1950s to finally go extinct.

When the 'McCarthy was right!' decal rots off the back of my diddly-danged Studebaker!

This here Egyptian could walk just fine if you dang-diggled crumb-bums hadn't'a hidden his cane!!!

Here now, don't you dadgrabbed younkers go a-pokin' my catobeplas agin!

Crap! I'm outside working today!!

It's a good thing I have my 25 pounds of padding/layers.

Eh? What's that, youngun? 25 pounds of black pudding and mind-flayers?

The Great Papyrus wrote:

sans. wrote:

Trinam wrote:

where you try to spare me (like a moron)

call it a moment of sentimentality for papyrus's sake.

cause some of us have those.

you dirty brother killer.

W-WHAT? SANS, ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I...HAD ANOTHER BROTHER?

WHAT?! SANS, IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE? WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME HERE?

HERE, NOW! YOU BOYS BETTER STOP YER DABGUMMED SQUABBLIN' AND GET YER PAPPY HIS MED'CINE OR I'SEAGONNA HAVETA CHANGE MAH NAME TO SPANKHENATON AGAIN!