Old Wrinkleface feeds Alunarius the potions.
"You not dead! Yes! You're welcome! YES!"
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Old Wrinkleface looks at Alunarius! But he has no healing potions left! He grabs onto the gnome and drags him over to the ladder. Then he drags him down the ladder so someone else can heal him.
Old Wrinkleface quickly feeds Annabelle a potion!
Then he pulls out another one and feeds it to her, too!
"Annabelle! I am coming, yes!" Old Wrinkleface creaks and groans his way over to the other tower and up to Annabelle.
Old Wrinkleface pulls out and drinks a potion, then pulls out another one.
Old Wrinkleface also makes a heroic recovery! "Ack! I dead!" he groans. Then he tilts his head to the side, sticks out his tongue, and closes his eyes.
Then he slowly crawls over to the ladder and tries to flop down it. When he gets to the bottom he tries to hide under the platform.
Old Wrinkleface groans. "OH! I'm REALLY dead now! OW OW OWWWWW!"
"FOOLED YOU! I'll kill you dead! YES!"
Then he swings his cane at the guard a few times!
"Oh! I dead! You so strong! DEEEEAD!"
Then he suddenly snarls and swings his weapon. "I kill you first!"
Feint Rules:
Deception to Feint (use of deception skill): 1 action, With a misleading flourish, you leave an opponent unprepared for your real attack. You attempt a Deception check against that opponent’s Perception DC. …Success The target is flat-footed against the next melee attack that you attempt against it before the end of your current turn. …Critical Success The target is flat-footed against all melee attacks you attempt against it until the end of your next turn. …Critical Failure You are flat-footed against melee attacks the target attempts against you until the end of your next turn. Demoralize Rules: Intimidate to Demoralize (use of intimidate): 1 action, With a sudden shout, a well-timed taunt, or a cutting put-down, you can shake an enemy’s resolve. Choose a creature within 30 feet of you who you sense or see and who can sense or see you. Attempt an Intimidation check against that target’s Will DC. If the target does not understand the language you are speaking, you’re not speaking a language, or they can’t hear you, you take a –4 circumstance penalty to the check and demoralize loses the lingual trait. …Success The target becomes frightened 1 . …Critical Success The target becomes frightened 2 and is fleeing until the end of its next turn . …Critical Failure You can’t attempt to demoralize the target again for 10 minutes.
Old Wrinkleface breaks free from the harpy's magic song. "Oh! You tricky! Yes!" If the blue guard is up on top of the platform:
Old Wrinkleface spins his grappling hook in the air and throws it at the blue guard up on the platform. He tries to hook him on the leg, then he gives a great, big, YANK! He tries to pull him right off the platform!
If the blue guard is on the ground: "OH! Old bones! Old bones! Me dead! Yes!" Old Wrinkleface lies as he steps forward.
Then he whacks him with his cane!
Old Wrinkleface moves up to right below the harpy. Then he pulls out his rope and grappling hook and swings it up at the harpy. "I'm coming! Gotta get to the song! Yes!" To get to the harpy he is going to trying to rope him with his grappling hook and then climb up the rope to the harpy. He really loves this song! Yes!
Old Wrinkleface leaps into the forest and slowly creeps forward through the brush, doing his best to stay hidden...
"Don't worry! Defeated it, I did! YES!" Old Wrinkleface waits to see if anyone can heal him with their magic medicine fingers. If not, he will drink a potion.
"Oh, look! More I see! Yes!" Old Wrinkleface scampers off into the woods to fight this new foe! "Do not worry! I will handle this! Yes! You take care of others! Yes!"
Then he swings wildly at some tree trunks when he's out of sight. "I fight good! Yes! Take that!" He makes some grunts and groans. "Ouch! Oh! I dead! I dead! Yes! Haha! Take that! Yes!"
"You so crazy, gnome! Why attack trees?" Old Wrinkleface looks around for the enemy.
If he doesn't see anything he goes forward twenty feet and tries again in another 15 ft. burst.
Old Wrinkleface also looks around as he travels.
Old Wrinkleface looks at the lady, waggles his eyebrows, and strokes his hair. "Oooh!" He says. "Ooh, oh! Lalala! Yes!" He waggles his eyebrows at her some more.
Old Wrinkleface checks to see if the minotaurs are unconscious or dead. He pokes them with his cane. "You dead?" He tells the minotaur lady that we should see if healing them works. He looks at Hobb. "You do that healing thing! Fix me! Yes! " Then he tells the minotaur lady, "We go to kill harpy now. Yes!" "We sleep near this minotaur camp. Stink like them. Keep animals away! Yes! Then check human prints in morning! Yes!"
"Ahhhh! Now I REALLY dead!" Old Wrinkleface gurgles!
Deception to Feint:
1 action, With a misleading flourish, you leave an opponent unprepared for your real attack. You attempt a Deception check against that opponent’s Perception DC.
…Success The target is flat-footed against the next melee attack that you attempt against it before the end of your current turn. …Critical Success The target is flat-footed against all melee attacks you attempt against it until the end of your next turn. …Critical Failure You are flat-footed against melee attacks the target attempts against you until the end of your next turn. Then he swings his cane at the minotaur twice!
Old Wrinkleface growls at the minotaur. "I KILL YOU FOR THAT!"
Demoralize Rules:
1 action, With a sudden shout, a well-timed taunt, or a cutting put-down, you can shake an enemy’s resolve. Choose a creature within 30 feet of you who you sense or see and who can sense or see you. Attempt an Intimidation check against that target’s Will DC. If the target does not understand the language you are speaking, you’re not speaking a language, or they can’t hear you, you take a –4 circumstance penalty to the check and demoralize loses the lingual trait. …Success The target becomes frightened 1 . …Critical Success The target becomes frightened 2 and is fleeing until the end of its next turn . …Critical Failure You can’t attempt to demoralize the target again for 10 minutes. Old Wrinkleface pretends he's dying from his wounds. "OWWW! OH! I DEAD! DEEEEEAD! YOU KILL ME!!"
Feint Rules:
Deception to Feint (use of deception skill): 1 action, With a misleading flourish, you leave an opponent unprepared for your real attack. You attempt a Deception check against that opponent’s Perception DC.
…Success The target is flat-footed against the next melee attack that you attempt against it before the end of your current turn. …Critical Success The target is flat-footed against all melee attacks you attempt against it until the end of your next turn. …Critical Failure You are flat-footed against melee attacks the target attempts against you until the end of your next turn. Then he swings his cane at the minotaur.
Old Wrinkleface creaks and groans as he hobbles his way forward. ”Oh, my back! My bones! So old and weak!”
Then he swings his cane at the minotaur’s leg!
Feint Rules: Deception to Feint (use of deception skill): 1 action, With a misleading flourish, you leave an opponent unprepared for your real attack. You attempt a Deception check against that opponent’s Perception DC. …Success The target is flat-footed against the next melee attack that you attempt against it before the end of your current turn. …Critical Success The target is flat-footed against all melee attacks you attempt against it until the end of your next turn. …Critical Failure You are flat-footed against melee attacks the target attempts against you until the end of your next turn.
Old Wrinkleface nods his head. ”We will be fierce! Yes! Kill harpy and eat him for dinner! Yum yum!”
"I will go get it from the harpy then, yes!"
"Sorry, Annabelle. Lost the human, I did, yes! You need to stick with us. Yes!" Old Wrinkleface waves at the minotaurs. "Thanks youngsters!"
Old Wrinkleface points at the ground. "Found tracks of minotaurs I did, yes! Let's follow the tracks, but let the minotaurs lead the way too. Yes! We see if they're lying that way! Yes!"
Old Wrinkleface shoves all the gear into his backpack. Then he creaks his way around the site looking for footprints.
Old Wrinkleface waggles his eyebrows. "Oooooooh! Smart you are, yes! Understand the nonsense words you do! Yes!"
Old Wrinkleface creaks and groans his way over to the minotaur. "Old bones! Old bones! YES!" he whines. "I weak and old! Yes!"
Feint Rules:
Then he swings his cane at the minotaur!
Old Wrinkleface creaks and groans his way forward then throws a dart at the one near Alunarius.
I watched a different one with his fake sailing ship and Let it Go. That one wasn't creepy. Haha.
Old Wrinkleface has no idea what's about to happen...
Old Wrinkleface keeps an eye open for hazards.
"Horses are only good for eating! Yes! Like a walking buffet!" His tummy grumbles. "YES!"
Old Wrinkleface nods his head. "Sleep now, yes! Keep guard, yes! Take turns sleeping means we not get stabbed dead! Yes! In morning we find foolish woman. Yes!"
Old Wrinkleface nods. "Keep looking, yes! Find safe house in time! Yes!" "I hope...."
Old Wrinkleface asks for help. "Oh, my old eyes! Cannot see! Help me, yes?"
A wrinkly old goblin creaks his way into the office, groaning and complaining the whole way as he leans heavily on his ugly looking cane. "Oh, bones ache at my age! Bones ache, but still good! Gooder than you think, I think, yes?" He giggles like a madman. He nods his little head at the Venture Captain, and then the new faces. "You are honoured, yes! I'M here! I am Old Wrinkleface! Ancient Chieftain of the Secrethouse Tribe! My whelps are many! And muchy much trouble! More trouble for you lot to handle, yes! Heeheeheeheee!" The old goblin lets out a fit of cackles. He leans on his cane, and groans some more. "Know Amberly, Annabelle, and Hobb, I do! Yes! Annabelle and Amberly are neighbours and friends of the Secrethouse Tribe. Give us lovely garbage! Yes!" He smiles, showing off his many missing teeth. "Others I know not! Offer greetings on behalf of my people! Yes!" He nods then he looks at Alunarius. "Fire really nice! Yes! You sound real fun!" Then he nods at Kali. "You look too little for that big thing! Yes! I like your ambition! Reach for stars, YES!" "Greetings done! Business now! Then paid! My whelps eat more than I can manage! Teach me to have too many, yes?" He bursts out into some giggling cackles. "Tell me these secret signs, yes! Then we find safe house quick!"
"Old Wrinkleface wise! Yes!"
Old Wrinkleface shakes his head at all the silly folk around him. "No, no, no. You confused, yes! Skeleton guy was priest of Milani! Yes! Helped slaves find jobs and homes. Then dead! Not sure what, but something in sewers. Bad kobolds, maybe? Yes! But, Dead Priest not stay dead! Come back skeleton man! Yes! Then kill people he helped! Not sure why. Dead not make sense. Brains not work right when rotting! Yes!" He nods wisely. Then he points his cane as the wounded Pathfinder. "You lucky you alive! Yes!"
Old Wrinkleface creaks and groans his way over to the big boss skeleton. Then he grins. "Hi! Want to call a truce?"
Then Old Wrinkleface swings his cane at the bad guy!
Old Wrinkleface groans like he hurt himself. ”Ouch! Oww! Dying, I am! YES!”
Old Wrinkleface creaks and groans his way over to the yellow zombie (move, feint). Then he swings his cane at the zombie!
Feint Rules: Deception to Feint (use of deception skill): 1 action, With a misleading flourish, you leave an opponent unprepared for your real attack. You attempt a Deception check against that opponent’s Perception DC. …Success The target is flat-footed against the next melee attack that you attempt against it before the end of your current turn. …Critical Success The target is flat-footed against all melee attacks you attempt against it until the end of your next turn. …Critical Failure You are flat-footed against melee attacks the target attempts against you until the end of your next turn.
Old Wrinkleface pulls out his tools and jams it in the lock. He wiggles it around...
But it doesn't work. He tries again.
It takes him a few times! "Tricky lock! Yes!"
Old Wrinkleface sees the skeleton. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" He tries to escape in a panic!
"Dying, I am! Melting! Being swallowed! Yes!"
Old Wrinkleface takes a deep breath.
"My bones! My poor old bones! Going to make it I am NOT! Dead! Deader! Deader than dead!" Old Wrinkleface moans.
He tries to swim out but he gets nowhere.
Old Wrinkleface uses Annabelle's rope to get down the hole.
Since Annabelle is going to the small door Old Wrinkleface goes with her. He checks the door for traps.
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