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I've told you kiddies about playing with your sticks before!

I remember the days before 21, when people only counted the numbers of digits their hands and feet. Ahhhh simpler times.

Nowadays I've heard they go higher than 73, unfathomably high.

Back in my day the world was flat! Everybody said so.

You younguns with your round world make no sense. Everything would roll off.

What is this witch craft o.o

He just put a string on a little wafer cube and then tied the string to another box looking doodad and suddenly music.

I can't keep up with all the kiddies.

Talking of kiddies that one is winking at me and it's making me uncomfortable >.>.

You kids need to learn to share your sticks!
And don't hit eachother with them, that's how you get them there splinters!
Not even the most advanced medical technology of the day can deal with splinters! Last I heard anywho.

Old Durgon wrote:

I don't like those phone doodads, suck your brains out your ears dontcha know.

Exactly. Two baked bean tins connected by a bit of string are good enough for me.

I've heard of you take one of those shell dohickies and put it to your ear you can hear the sea, now that's technology I can get on board with.

I don't like those phone doodads, suck your brains out your ears dontcha know.

What is a Tiny Trex? I remember those buggers, they were big, the little ones that came about recently are apparently called chickens.
Not as impressive but they taste better so I hear.

Back in my day we wore Togas, they just flew off. No need to worry about sudden nakedness.

I haven't sent anything flying off in years.

Ah yes an Abacus, now that is a new bit of "tech" as the kids call it these days, that I can get on board with.

I can't keep up with all the newfangled technology these younguns are fooling around with these days.

Well back down to the library to me to find out what a "gramophone" is.