Nute the Luckless's page

I just feel I haven't been contributing much, and Im having a hard time keeping up with real life and all my games on the forums.

As you can see by the fact that I just posted for combat in our Post Apocthulhu.

Sorry guys, I'm going to have to drop this one.

Nute is probably most suited to some task requiring little physical prowess, Gru can do that part of his work.

Aid another I guess.

1d20+8

You get an additional +5 due to the audience being inebriated.

Why yes I would.

Nute heads to the tavern to see if he can pick up a few more crew members.

Bluff: 1d20 + 24 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 24 + 5 = 43

He regales the gathered patrons with a call to glory and treasure at the Tidewater Rock.

Ummm… who's the dead guy?

The Fat Dragon then?

Harrigan's Folly?

Gru will grab the body to carry back to hake.

Well Ace, he wasn't carried away. Pay up.
Nute winks at Ace and smiles holding out his child like hand.

Oh, sorry.
Gru is unable to act due to jrahk being in front of him.

Nute fires once more at the boar that seems in better health.
Crossbow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16 Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Gru behaves quite similarly to the second boar, unable to help from behind his teammate.

Nute fires a bolt past Jrahk at the boar.

Crossbow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27 Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Nute intit.: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14
Gru intit.: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Sure, why not Ace. Your on.
Nute hops up on Gru's shoulder and the odd pair follow after Ace.

I'll have you know that in the last six d20s I have rolled on this website. Not just this game, this website. The highest number I have rolled is a 9.

Sense motive: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Whelp, Nute is totally lost.

crossbow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27 damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

slam 1: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25 damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (5, 2) + 4 = 11
slam 2: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26 damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (1, 5) + 4 = 10
tail: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19 damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

Nute sticks his head out the door and shoots a crossbow bolt at one of the wasps near the woman.

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25 damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Gru runs out of the commons and leaps at another one of the wasps attacking the woman.

PA slam: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14 damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (3, 5) + 6 = 14

I'm waiting for ace to post.

Gru runs out after Slick, reading himself to strike.

Gru's Initiative: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Nute's Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

I don't know who that is, but sure.

I dunno 'bout all of you but I'm not taking my chances with that.
Gru turns and runs, scooping up Nute on his way.

oh, oops. it's only dc 17, i didn't focus on dcs because none of my spells are offensive.

Nute mutters a few words under his breath and Jrahk doubles in sizes.

Gru attempts to smash into the wasp that hit him with his huge fists.
Power slam 1: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8 Damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (6, 6) + 6 = 18
Power slam 2: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22 Damage: 2d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 1) + 6 = 11
Power tail: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7 Damage: 1d8 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

Fixed the problems. Although Gru does have two slams to I left that. I replaced Improved natural armo and energy attack with tail, tail slap, and improved damage (tail slap).

Oh, yeah. sorry.

Nute: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
Gru: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10

His name should be a link to the sheet now.

I don't have it on a character sheet. I just have that crunch. I'll copy it all over to a myth weavers sheet and link it.

Well he has a mask of stony demeanor so that helps out.
"Quite well thank you"

The pile of flesh in the corner picks this time to get up and come over. He stand a good 2 1/2 feet taller than the tallest person in the tavern and he has four tree trunk-esque arms. His heavy fists crackle with little jolts of electricity. His face is completely devoid of features except for Three enormous eyes. Two where they should be and the third where a mouth normally goes.

"And this, is Gru. Say hello Gru."

Gru waves shyly at Ace and tilts his head to the left.

You just need to know when to tell the truth, and when to stretch it. Here, watch.

Nute grabs a stool and hops up onto it. He addresses the whole tavern now. "AHEM! Hello ladies and gentlemen, it has come to my attention that you don't realize that you were just saved by a living legend Jrahk the Great! This man here is a pirate lord, he defeated the naga, who it may have slipped your attention were going to kill you all."

Nute continues to regal them with the tales of Jrahk and his crew. All lies of course.

Bluff: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (19) + 19 = 38 +24 -10 because it is a far-fetched lie +5 because the targets are drunk/impaired.

EDIT: ninja-ed by Slick.

As the patrons all turn away and grumble a small man in a tricorn and a worn leather overcoat detaches himself from the group and comes over to Jrahk.

"Personally I thought you handled that quite well. I was about send Gru over there but there was no need."

He gestures over at a massive ball of flesh in the corner. Upon closer inspection it appears to be a humanoid, one with to many limbs but mostly humanoid looking.

"I thought I'd let him sleep, he's had a long day. The names Nute by the way, Nute the Luckless some call me in jest."

The tiny halting extends a thin little hand out towards the orc.

"And you are?

You notice that as the halfling speaks his expression doesn't change at all, it stays in what you can only assume is his straight face, although he still has a sort of half smile.

Hey, I'm the new guy. This is my character. He has 22 charisma (+14 diplomacy) so he can fill a role as the party face. Also some buffing spells, and a striker-esque eidolon.

Here is the alias. crunch is done. I'll have fluff and description soon.

Oops I forgot to look at my carrying capacity. it has been fixed now.

Billynbrainpan here.
I will post make a physical description and put it in this profile. The crunch is done and I have most of a backstory that I will flesh out and put under this alias as well if I get selected.