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As a kitsune oracle of intrigue, I have at least 7 suggestions a day on tap. One of my go to tactics for dealing with mooks is to "suggest" that they take some gold and go to the bar. As a card carrying exchange member, I even get the gold back if i can get a receipt.

To liven it up I often give different suggestions like

go home to your parents basement, mom kept it the same for you (to an insane cultist)

take the gold, go to dance school like you always wanted

buy that girl a ring and pop the question. Or guy. I really don't care as long as its not here...

So, what would you suggest the minion do besides standing in the fighters charge lane to the big bad?

I've played scenarios where my guy ran around a fortress flinging little baggies of Gold Pieces at minions to get them to go home. I "defeated" them by outbidding their boss.

One of my favorite suggestions is to hold out a bag of 50 GP and suggest they take this 50 gp and...

...go to the bar
...take up an apprenticeship
...go home, your mom kept your basement slash room ready for you
...go see the world like you always wanted to
...buy that pretty girl a ring and ask her to marry you

As a card carrying exchange member i can even get the money back if i get a receipt.

Daw wrote:

TOZ wrote:

Relevant story.

Umm, relevant how?

A fighter was mistaken for a paladin.

One of my go to tactics is to hold out a bag with 50 gold pieces, and suggest that the mook take it and go to the bar, or back to school, or back to their parents basement mom kept the place the same.*

The lack of murderhobodom has gotten me mistaken for a paladin on multiple occasions. Really, I just want them out of the fighters charge lane to the actual threat. Most paladins would be more concerned that an evil doer is getting off scot-free but i get paid the same either way.

* as long as i get a receipt the exchange will pay me back.

Zen. Archer. With a space in the middle.

Have you seen some of my character's bribes? Or booze expenses?

the exchange will happily reimburse you an amount equal to your dayjob check, just be sure to get the receipts.

"Here, let me help you carry that..."

Yeah, Chairperson is very meh. Unless you care passionately about Day Jobs.

Helping out everyone elses dayjob is really cool on the original season 6 one is pretty cool.

Also it's funny getting 300gp for hustling pawpsickles.

Reynard de' Bonaire wrote:

And the people you talk to could be kitsune. Anywhere. At any time.

;) Dumb Bunny...

Sly Fox.

ponders a way to work agile maneuvers into this build...