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Tumor familairs can no longer take that particular archtype.

Bwah ha ha!

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If my Lore Warden survives the nerf bat, he'd love a Versatile Design cestus and shortspear for GenCon.

BWAH HA HA!

Alright, I'll admit it. FAQ Tuesdays has a perfect track record so far.

But just remember, now that you guys are in the office during the week when you put out FAQs rather than heading out the door for the weekend, we're gonna grill you extra hard when you take the nerf bat to things. :P

Ooooo! What are you guys taking me to? That grilled PDT sounds delicious.

I support the petition.

I'm so tired of the nerfs.

That hurts. I just like hanging around you people.

Ozzy. . .

Noooooooooooo!!!

Allowing both is, in the case of the Lore Warden at least, a viable proposition that offers protection from the nerf bat. I would welcome that.

Ha ha! Nothing can protect you from me! I'm unstoppable!

HealboyHeal wrote:

Daeslan wrote:

For the purposes of Ratfolk "Rodent Empathy", does a dire bat qualify? A standard bat counts.

Daeslan,

Try this:
Step 1) Use a wish or miracle and change "Rodent Empathy" to "Pest Empathy".
Step 2) Ride on brother! Giant raccoons (go for the matched bandit look), dire bats (Batman!), giant cockroaches, giant snakes, giant carp (underwater adventures) etc...

If your lucky, you could find a liberal GM that views numerous creatures as "pests", depending on the campaign setting, and will let you communicate with anything from demons (pests in Mendev only) to pirates (pests in the Shackles)!

Now hold on! Bats are NOT pests! A bat can eat thousands of creatures like mosquitos controlling the threat for us and making our lives pest free. They are no more pests than spiders are!

Maybe an invasive species. That would actually be a cool Druid archetype. Healing the ecosystem and balance...

This is all in good fun. I'm just defending the honor of defenseless creatures.

Thank you! We bats are not pests. I hope that now people will stop being so angry when I show up.

Please don't nerf poisons, please don't nerf poisons, please don't nerf poisons

Ha ha ha!

The fighter is doing things again, stirring trouble wherever it goes. How dare it be good at something. Please, please hit it with the bat again!

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I fully agree with... wait... hit it with what?

More Nerfs! More Nerfs! More Nerfs!