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The two queens who fell are helped to their feet. They are unharmed. XIII shoved them down so they wouldn’t get hit by bullets meant for the king and the tech wizard. Guards escort them inside the castle. All are prepared to take bullets for these women, but no shots are fired for now.
“Gross,” says more than one queen.
Queen Waifu the… ?:
…Eighth looks at the wizards, then the knights, then back at the Huntresses. “Oh, don’t give them the satisfaction. I know you’ll take out this year’s monster, and if you run into last year’s monster—the Grape Ape—you’ll beat him too.” ?:
“Her,” says Waifu IV. “The Violet Ape,” says Waifu IX.
Queens, cheerleaders, and non-blondes cheer as the barbarian leaps and calls her team into action! When Emi steps up to sell her wares, Queen Waifu the 6th is too caught up in the moment. “Oh, wow! A Huntress and an artist! Oh, we have much to talk about. Like the upcoming wedding.” Her eyes narrow in the the direction of her husband and the fiancé twelve years her junior. But Waifu VI wears jealousy well (like jade-rimmed spectacles, which she is actually wearing—quite well!), and so she goes on, “Let’s talk about a beach party, magic sand, and your successful hunt! After… y’know… your successful hunt. Order of operations, dear.”
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Queen Waifu the 6th shoves her way past the bodyguards to Waifu the 4th’s side. “Oh, how long can this guy pretend to read! Man, man, man! Hero, hero, man! A speechwriter that lazy would not repeat the same words, he would just write a shorter speech. Oh, our husband said we’d have a Huntress team this year. Liar!” She crosses her arms. Queen Waifus 11 through 13 all nudge Waifu the 6th. She then notices the huge bikini-clad barbarian, the sand mage, the lady (or gentleman) in the rainbow jacket and the super heroine and/or robber on the roof. Number 13 adjusts her blouse…
Roll a 10+:
Number 13 has a tattoo on her breast. The six-foot girl’s wild past is apparently a secret.
…as she looks up to the rooftop to include Raptor-Woman in the conversation. “Oh, you’ll join the hunt, won’t you? You clearly have the skill…” To Badia, “The strength!” To Emi, “The magic!” And to the Misfit, “And the desire to get outta those handcuffs. Or in them, under different circumstances?”
One of the queens is either about to harrumph at being ignored (ever since Queen Waifu the 5th came into her life, really) or tell the marshal that the rainbow coated person can’t hunt monsters with cuffs on. But she’s interrupted by the guy who the fanfare was actually meant for.
After the trumpets finally shut up, three of the queens approach and introduce themselves. ?:
…as Queen Waifu the 4th, Queen Waifu the 12th, and Queen Waifu the 11th. “Oh! They’re about to introduce the knights’ and wizards’ teams,” says one. Another says, “You three ladies could band together. Three heads, three of you, one of you is her.” The Queen smiles at Badia the Leaper. Her bodyguards hope the orc took no offense. Queen Waifu the 11th (I think) points up on top of the roof. “Hey! That’s neat! You should join these ladies here and then you’ll have more heads than the chimera and win easily!” The Queens really seem very confident in our heroines. Apparently jumping high is a very useful monster-hunting skill. |
