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4 posts. Alias of Legendary Sidekick.


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Her Team:
Carmella Chameleon & Shelly “Shocks,” and Coily Q. Bertha

Badia . . .
The four look at each other. All but Shelly immediately give each other a group high-five except for Shelly, the non-ninja mechanic. She’s too slow and is left hanging.

Isotta says, “Yes! You would fit perfectly!—as THE MUSCLE! Let’s initiate you onto the team over pizza!”

Shelly points out, “Didn’t we just have pizza?”

Coily Q. Bertha bemoans, “I wasn’t even halfway into my first slice when the ceiling caved in. Our pizza was ruined.”

Carmella adds, “So was our hideout. What are we gonna do now?”

Isotta is quick to answer, “Eat pizza at the restaurant!”

The others all talk at one saying things like ‘great idea’ and ‘that’s why Izzy’s the leader’ and ‘it was just a sewer anyway.’ Shelly misses another group high-five and pretends to have raised her hand to point the way to the pizza place. (You can’t see it from here, but since you’re near shore she just has to point away from the water.)


Her Team:
Carmella Chameleon & Shelly “Shocks,” and Coily Q. Bertha

Badia . . .
You easily pry open the lid. (With your mighty orcish arms, you actually can’t even tell it was stuck.)

A frog-woman wearing a blue headband identical to your red headband says, “Thank you.” She zips up with a deft motion one might classify as ninja-like. And she’s definitely a mutant frog and most certainly NOT a teenager. More like a middle-aged mutant ninja frog.

“Oh! You have my old headband! Flo was just telling me about you, and we started talking and the two of us eventually figured out the brain monster’s whole weird convoluted plot. I was gonna warn you, but it was pizza time, and…” She looks around at the mess. “It looks like you got everything under control anyway.”

Three other green women pop up from the sewers and introduce themselves. The one in the yellow headband is Carmella Chameleon. (At first all you see is her yellow headband before the rest of her fades into view.)

In the purple headband is Shelly “Shocks.” She’s the team’s mechanic-slash-IT-guru and is really not much of a ninja—“A ninja turtle? Not to bust my own base species, but that’s almost as implausible as a samurai snail!” Shelly snort-laughs at her own joke.

Finally, in the orange headband is Coily Q. Bertha, a snake-woman—but Isotta promises you she is very trustworthy.


Her Team:
Carmella Chameleon & Shelly “Shocks,” and Coily Q. Bertha

Poopsie likes to hold her 2 ft tall bear. It is effectively willing the Reduce spell on itself. It can also Enlarge to become an 8 ft tall grappler.


Her Team:
Carmella Chameleon & Shelly “Shocks,” and Coily Q. Bertha

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