My New Alias's page

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Dressed like that (or rather not dressed) I'm surprised he didn't find you.

Distracting someone before punching them in the nuts is a valid stratagy.

Always worked for Red Sonja and I.

So, I could make a lizardfolk Champion named Dragonbait.

Just saying.

...And a halfling bard called Olive, but you couldn't go much further without the new 'Boudoir Armour of Golarian' supplement.

The General looks incredibly reminiscent of Alias from the cover of Azure Bonds in the new lingerie (it's obviously not made of chainmail) I got her.

More importantly, she likes it.

I know it's superficial, but damn if I don't love her more.

The next step, then, is lingerie that is actually made from chainmail.

Chilly on the nips - I should know, by Sune - but worth it!

Azure Bonds for me.

I won't lie, I got it for the cover.

But I absolutely love that book.

Boob-mail FTW!

Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:

Olive Ruskettle wrote:

Sets free Giogi Wyvernspur's horse Buttercup into field.

Perhaps a good horse mauling will soothe the frustrated Dragon.

I can sing a song for you, because I am totally a Bard.

No seriously, the rules allow it now.

{adds heaping dose of hot chili flakes to Ruskette's trail rations}

G&~@!#n it! It's like traveling with Akabar all over again!

HI, OLIVE!!!!

Hey, do you think my new chainmail is, you know, showing a bit too much off?