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Speaking from experience here, Murder is way to vague. I mean I'm a proud adventurer and I get accused of being a "murder" hobo all the time. The only killing I'm guilty of is Profitable Homicide. And I think Profitable Homicide is a beat we can all dance to!

Murderhobo-in-chief wrote:

MerlinCross wrote:

ENHenry wrote:

Fun fact, a group of PCs is also referred to as a Murder — for good reason. :-)

The perferred term is Murderhobos.

Indeed! Thus making Goblins a perfect core race for adventurers. I for one welcome anyone with such great adventuring potential.

If by "adventure potential" you mean the risk of losing any NPC that crosses the group's path then by all means.

I will admit, murderhobo does whatever they want regardless of race played. Though in my experience it's the same handful picked again and again.

By "adventurer potential", I mean the willingness to be pointed in a direction and make the contractually obligated corpses. The courage to loot everything that's not nailed down and then pry out the nails and take the rest! And the determination to light everything that cannot be looted on fire. You know adventurer stuff. Luckily, Goblins seem like tailor made adventurers.

ENHenry wrote:

Fun fact, a group of PCs is also referred to as a Murder — for good reason. :-)

The perferred term is Murderhobos.

Indeed! Thus making Goblins a perfect core race for adventurers. I for one welcome anyone with such great adventuring potential.

Having tools to survive is fantastic. Needing wealth to have those tools is not.

Bah! You don't need wealth to get the tools to survive. You take those tools from the next corpse you make! No two ways to slice it (though I recommend you make those slices deep) the economy will be based on killing. And what's not to love about killing? It makes you stronger, wealthier, greater in those who fear you and less in those you dislike. Now if you'll excuse me I have some power and wealth to gain. Oh boy, here I go killin' again.