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It's another wonderful day at Chelaxian vacations! After much preparation (and many casualties) Chelaxian Vacations has a once in a lifetime experience for that historian DEEP inside you. Experience the Jistakan ruins of Rachitan! Yes you, and a small army of retainers (fees apply) will explore and record details of an Empire lost in history. But wait, there's more to life than ancient treasures, you will also have personal encounters with subterranean creatures that can only be described as "unique." If that wasn't enough we are very likely to meet otherworldly beings for a "cultural" exchange. Chelaxian adventures is required (by law) to mention .... You'll never be the same Again.

Welcome back to Chelaxian vacations, the garden State of Golarion. We have limited openings for VIP guests in our newly remodeled Fortress of The Nail! A 5 day 25 night all inclusive resort for those "special" people in your life. A diligent staff of Hellknights will see to your every need, while adventure awaits with our Extraplanar Excursion! (Please fill out a special permission form, and notification of next of kin, for this excursion of a Lifetime.)

As witgh all Chelaxian vacations, You'll never be the same again...

Welcome to Chelaxian vacations, we offer exciting trips to exotic venues.

Today's special take a trip of a lifetime, literally. Enjoy 3 days and 2 nights in Exotic KAER MAGA. The town where your future lies in the belly of a Troll, just not the way you were thinking. Sample our um exotic entertainment and know that what happens in KAER MAGA stays in KAER MAGA....usually permanently.

And as with All Chelaxian vacations - You'll never be the same again! (TM)

A furry Tiefling glides over, intrigued by the conversation.

What! There are no *nicer* places than Cheliax!

And I quote the Chelaxian Travel Bureau pamphlet 105

Explore our newest resort
"The Mines of Deepmar Spa and health center"

Do you have a stout constitution and a thrill for adventure!

Be the first on your block to brave the beauty and glory
that resides in lawful Cheliax, the garden state of Golarion!

From the naturally occurring wildlife to a nightlife that cannot compare, Deepmar has it all. Book your vacation today! Or gift one to that special person in your life! ..all bookings are nonrefundable..

And remember as with all Chelaxian Vacations
"You'll never be the same again!" (TM)

Sneeze (fake)..."brown noser."

A full plated humanoid...in black dragon scales sits among you. His armor seems Ancient although it has a fine luster of use and usefulness. His tail betrays him as a Rakshasa spawn. A fine blade rests across his lap, the black metal clearly adamantine.

As a member of the Darkive, I find a good word and a bribe goes farther than just a good word. The key is knowing what someone may value. Even a taste of honey can be considered gold to someone who is too used to gruel.

Ive been using the expeditions for

1. A rod of still metamagic
2. A dragon hide full plate armor.

Now my sorceror, fighter - hellknight enforcer aspirant is feeling chic and stylish.