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sorry, for some reason this thread wasn't showing as updated so I had thought it sadly died. Just happened to click on it by accident (a happy accident) Question, how do the townsfolk react to ahem, a goblin defending them.


Mr. Biggs pulls out one of his round flasks filled with a shiny red Amber like liquid and throws it straight at the commando gobo.

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16 touch ac

damage: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

pick on someone own size!


Mr. Biggs has managed to return from plane of bad things. Mr. Biggs can continue.


Mr. Biggs pulls out a strange contraption, working furiously to set it up before reading to light the fuse.
Oy oy! Get them close together, Then get outa Mr. Biggs way! Mr. Biggs has big boom ready for use!

Full round action to set up my surprise.


No no no! That is terrible ryhemes!

initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14


Mr. Biggs harrumphs. Please, Mr. Biggs is easily distinguished form such foolish, weak, and dumb gobos thanks to fire goddess. Surely town will see that Mr. Biggs is good friendly gobo now.


Mr. Biggs laughs. You stupid Gobo! Mr. Biggs not only smarter than you, but stronger too! hahahaha! He then flicks up one of his alchemist fires from his belt and readies a return throw, aiming just at the goblins feet.

touchattack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
damage: 1 + 5 = 6


Mr. Biggs will run up towards them, Fine! Bad gobos get exploded! Mr. Biggs protect this town!

He grabs one of his orb shaped devices, pours a small vial of liquid in it and lobs it towards the group. It lands in the middle of them, causing of minor plume of flame and a bit of smoke. Throwing 1 bomb, wanting to hit all. will target the ground to do so.

Bomb!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

Damage from splash is 6, DC 16 for half.


I'm not near close enough to the wagon for a cone to hit me.


he would have his holy symbol out, and wears human like clothes. He is also shouting at the other goblins.


Mr. Biggs jumps at the commotion, he turns toward the goblins.

NO! bad gobo's! Bad! Be good or Mr. biggs Explodes you!

he sets up one of his biggest fireworks and points it towards the middle of the group.

Mr. Biggs warned you!

initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15


Mr. Biggs continues to be a, minor, nuisance but manages to go about it in an entertaining way. Usually involving very minor explosions


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yeah, either one would have been great, tbh was hoping for the 20, but a 1 is almost as good :P


you are just too pretty. People are jealous.

Mr. Biggs shows off some of his poppers to the kids running around, before they are scurried away by troubled parents. He talks around with some of the folk that are willing to speak with a goblin.

diplomacy: 1d20 ⇒ 1 LOL yes. perfection


Mr. Biggs stops his mixing for a moment, looks up, gives a chuckle and then says. Yes, but must feed it first. Otherwise may not like you!


Mr. Biggs tilts his head. Mr. Biggs not bother dwarf. Mr. Biggs. Mr.Biggs not pour drinks on him.

He will pick up the handaxe, and look at it Before placing it on his hip muttering. Good trades good trades.

He turns to Drakroo.
Ah, Mr. Biggs honored. He shakes the kobolds hand... claw... thing.

He then goes about mixing another of his concoctions over the next hour. Though willingly makes pleasant conversation when spoken to.


Gobo's love snacks, so no problems there


Hey! Mr. Biggs now has pet. Pet will be taken good care of. No blowing up pet.


If Mr. Biggs actually manages to win the arm wrestle, he will not attempt to enforce the wager. Actually he would likely wave it off entirely.


Mr. Biggs chuckles at the dwarf and kobold.

He then speaks to the dwarf.
Mr. Biggs not sure what you mean. Mr. Biggs paying customer like all others. But Mr. Biggs has idea. We have a test of strength! We has arm wrestle! The loser goes to pig bar. Surely Dwarf not afraid of tiny Gobo strength? If he is thats ok though.

If the dwarf accepts this challenge. What am I saying, of course he will. Backing down now would be almost as bad as losing... which a dwarf wouldn't... Mr. Biggs will drink his mutagen as if it were another one of his mixed drinks after pouring it into a mug. +4 Str, -2 Int.

Armwrestle!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22


Well, if I pull of being tricksy right, none should be the wiser... But I have an idea.


Oh god. To be tricksy or not to be.... Will post later tonight (on break at work Atm.)


how I wish I was playing my paladin of Ragathiel... He would be offended! lol


Hm? Yes yes, Mr. Biggs follow fire goddess Sarenrea. Goddess very nice lady, and likes fire. Mr. Biggs was rehabilitated after nice lady save him from bad gobo influences. Mr. Biggs wear symbol so people know he not bad gobo. Mr. Biggs friendly, and gives shows of poppers! Mr. Biggs find long- er humans interesting.

he looks up at Libris slightly confused.
Who is vildiss?


Mr. Biggs walks in and asks for several different drinks and then begins mixing them. The goblin wears a mark of Sarenrea openly, and while many around give him very unkind looks, he simply ignores them and continues with his mixing.
You all saw Mr.Biggs display of poppers yes! Hmmmm mixes mixes mixes.

After a moment of mixing several drinks, he downs them in one gulp.

Mr. Biggs put on display tomorrow, real display for opening. Don't worry, do it away from buildings so no fires!


Hehehe. This is gonna be an explosive start!


hehehe, this'll be a blast!


group:

Mr. Biggs just stares at the display wide-eyed. After a bit, he blinks a bit.
Wow! That was so bright it knocked out the other lights for a bit!


group:

Food? Yes, yes, food sounds great. No Poppers inside buildings though. No no, no poppers inside. He nods his head. He takes out a small book and scribbles something about this firework while following the rest. Ignoring the stares of the townsfolk.


group:
With several people Showing of in the square, Mr. Biggs just can't contain himself. He runs to the group, which had already decided to move along, shouting. Mr. Biggs turns now! He pulls out a large contraption from his pack, slams it on the ground and sets a light. After a second it launches into the air, the fire trail forming into the shape of a dragon before exploding high above the town, the light from the explosion is also vaguely dragon shaped. He turns around bearing minor scorch marks from where he had held the rocket. Thats Mr.Biggs newest and best popper! After a moment he looks a little worried. Maybe Mr. Biggs overdo it... Mr. Biggs only had two of those.


urlich n others:

No, he was thanking you for speaking his language. In a way.

Safe? Of course its safe! Does this look dangerous to you?!
He pulls out a sphere shaped vial, shakes it, and then proceeds to eat it. After a few moments, a small boom is heard and he burps out black smoke.

Of course its safe! Goblin Gaurentee! Foolproof! Would MR. Biggs lie to you?

he takes out another popper, lights it, then goes to throw it but drops it at his feet. It pops loudly and causes him to jump.
See? Safe! Not hurt at all!


Ulrich Rovanky and others nearby:

What! No no no, Mr. Biggs ALWAYS provides fireworks. Mr. Biggs likes to share Mr. Biggs inventions with others. But Mr. Biggs not work as performer. Why so many people use strange language?! Mr. Biggs learn common to speak to people better. How people feel if MR. Biggs start speaking in gobo!?

As if to prove a point, he turns to Don Veiga, and speaks in Draconic.
No respect for people huh.

He things a moment. Then goblin.
Except you, introduced yourself in the goblin tongue. I am pleased to make your acquaintance.


The goblin looks over the presented items. Hmm. Yes yes, Mr. Biggs can work something with these! When the woman approaches he turns to her with a large, almost scarily so, smile.
Ah, yes yes, Mr. Biggs reformed gobo! Mr. Biggs bad gobo influence wiped out by this nice long- er, lady and her friends. Mr. Biggs knew better than to fight them though, so the lady, ah.. she told Mr. Biggs she was a cleric, a follower of Sarenrea. Well, Mr. Biggs ask who that is, turns out she follows a fire goddess! Mr. Biggs enjoys fires, enjoys blowing things up and making fires too! Er, that is, Mr. Biggs doesn't blow anything up now. Mr. Biggs friendly gobo! Mr. Biggs was told to wear this symbol to show he is Sarenrea approved! Guards here not nice though, Mr. Biggs had to show paper to get in even with her symbol.

He then waves for you to lean down, then whispers. Mr. Biggs knows though, Mr. Biggs sees them watching. But it ok, Mr. Biggs understand. Most Gobos not know better and make a mess. He snaps his fingers. Pulling out another small contraption.

See see! Mr. Biggs traveling to understand world better! While Mr. Biggs travels, I give the joy of explosions to many people. Well, friendly explosions, all safe, the Goblin-Gaurentee! He then lights this new contraption, it quickly shoots off a ways with a loud screeching noise and ending in a pop just over head of a building.
Uh, oops. Mr. Biggs still not finished with that one. Its new. He takes out a small book and hastily scribbles something down in it. If you look, in very poorly written common, it says. Make fuse longer on shooty pops .

Anyway, Who is lovely lady that be nice to Gobo? Are you friends to other lady? He then finally notices the symbol around her neck.
Ah! Yes yes, must be friends. Mr. Biggs make two new friends in one day, Mr. Biggs on a roll! Hehehehehe.


a goblin bearing the symbol of Sarenrea with several strange looking vials filled with stranger looking fluid scurries over to Don Viega
What this what this? Mr. Biggs sees many shinies here. Hmmm. No mixes no mixes, that is problem! Come come, show Mr. Biggs what you has for mixes! Mr. Biggs promise not to blow you up! Mr. Biggs friendly gobo! Ah! Look look! He takes out some type of contraption, lights a fuse, then tosses it in the air, a surprisingly loud pop is heard and a bit of smoke and color go off.
What you trade for my one of a kind pops?!