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Yep.

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NobodysHome wrote:

*SIGH*

You always feel bad as a GM when probability makes you look mean.

GM: If you do that, she'll get an attack of opportunity.
Player: Who cares? It's not like it'll hurt all that much!
GM: It will if I get a crit! She's using a x3 weapon!
Player: Go ahead! Make your roll!
GM: (Rolls natural 20. Rolls a second time. A 12.) Is a 20 a hit?
Player: Yep.
GM: (One-shots the player). Oops.

Look.

We all know that when you provoke an AoO like that, its going to crit, and its going to kill you.

Its like a law of nature.

Yes. Specifically, MY law.

I think most of us are aware of Murphy's Law (whatever can go wrong, will), but do you know Cole's Law.

** spoiler omitted **

<sinister grumble>

Let's see how many 20s we can get on

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How about 3? Three is a nice number.

Also, Orthos got last place to himself again. Yay!

Gruu huu huu huu huu... Wait....

You did this to yourself, son.

Them there's a lot of assumptions all stacked up in a row domino-like.

Be a shame if somethin' were to come along an'... give 'em a little push.

Thought that was my job.

Don't tempt me, boy.