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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

John Kretzer wrote:

General Buck Turgidson wrote:

I blame Cosmo for being the fluoridation in our nation's drinking water.

I also blame Cosmo for the mineshaft gap.

I think the first one should be quoted by a General Jack D. Ripper to be true to the original source.

I Blame Cosmo for my nitpicking here.

Yeah, but I've already got 101 aliases; I was hesitant to add number 102.

103 and counting!

I only recently learned about "Old Man Henderson", neet.

OMG! Candlejack... maybe he can fight Cosmo and h

Cosmo is part of us, like we are a part of Cosmo; by blaming Cosmo, we are blaming ourselves for ours and each others problems (including Cosmo's).

*Dies*

*Soul ascends to the Plane of Impossible Madness*

Mary Sue wrote:

Petition to deport Yellowdingo to the Moon?

Denied. He keeps us all amused, as well as wondering where he left all of his brain cells.

They probably disintegrated when he/she got in blind love with politic.

Petition to deport Yellowdingo to the Moon?

If my turn to GM I ban anyone who can defeat me.

I troll! No one should beat a troll.

"Kevin, you not understand game as well as you think. Feat not work that way. You not respect my ruling. We need short talk in the alley outside."

LOL!

I like the name. Are you weak to fire? Or do you feed on it?

Hey!! Where go little singy not-gobbo???

Him here second ago...

*sniff*sniff*

Am see little not gobbo...

COME BACK LITTLE TING! YOU NOT SING AN DANCE ENUFF YET!

trots off after Lem

"Bring it on!"

Or are you scared?

"This looks like I will have to save you people!"

Hey Lem, there's a Halfling in our adventure who wants to get in the pants of our local Female Half-Elf Gunslinger. What should we do? He gave us money...

Find a Female Goblin and have her be Polymorphed into the Half-Elf.

And if I was an admin here, I would probably ban 3.5 Loyalist for his/her incessant bashing of Paizo and paizo related things.

Though, if I'm trolling, I have the courtesy to do it with one account ;)

Multiple personalities?

and you're not trolling, you're goblining.

Nope, she isn't My Blessed Divine Center Of The Universe Self.

To kill a downed player?

Hey all, been DM'ing for awhile now and have had many instances of players getting their arses handed to them by my monsters. Reflecting back though, I seldom kill them. I reasoned it out as "well the monsters are less threatened by the non-moving PC they just knocked down as opposed to the other one brandishing spells/magic at them". Was wondering if anyone else does this, or am I being too nice to my PCs?

What, you beat your players, what kind of...

(sorry couldn't resist bringing the players instead of PCs thing)

90 AC? No problem.

There was a bug. I fixed it--quoting lost posts often makes them reappear.

It didn't reappear in this case, but it's quoted, so the post can be seen there.

Weird. I hope DA notice it.

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Kobold Cleaver (Male Kobold (smurf template) Shaman 7/Fighter 4/Smurf!)

Lol

In all seriousness, our warehouse crew is awesomesauce and highly valued! :D

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 500 ⇒ (3) + 500 = 503

You all seem to care. [/sarcasm]