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See, one can compare this to people's listening habits and determine who is up to ILLEGAL ACTIVITY.

Or, you know, who is youtubing or pandoring or lastfming or whatever.

I probably spend ten bucks every couple of months.

Double-smite!

Paladins? Bring me a challenge. Somebody. I don't believe in Paladins. I believe in winning.

There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.

Back, demon spon!

Every time I hear people talk about how orcs should be killed because they're always evil, I want to roll a paladin proclaiming the final solution to the orc problem who keeps elf slaves.

Due to the whims of the gods, I must now enslave an evil elf. Thank you, fool.

Running over wooly bears is a crime.

<Arrests people who refuse to Stop For Wooly Bears.>

PALADIN AM NO SOCK PUPPET. PALADIN AM ALT.

P4L4D1N 4M 4L7?

Bitter Thorn wrote:

Lindisty wrote:

Gaming has been awesome, if less frequent than I'd like. I'm thoroughly enjoying my paladin, and the adventure we have going right now. :)

Other than that, life is life, and a little more roller-coastery than usual lately.

Cool! Are you playing an AP?

No, it's a homebrew, and a continuation of a former campaign, with a partially continuing cast of characters and a few newbies. We're about to venture into the Hells to defeat an imprisoned demon that's bound to the evil red dragon who's terrorizing the world. I foresee lots of SMITING in my paladin's future. I love SMITING things. :)

I love smiting things too! Also, CRITICAL HITS. But not with those boring 18-20/x2 weapons.

Wait a second. I don't have a paladin alias! Soon to be fixed.

Edit: Fixed!

Edit2: STOP EATING MY PROFILES, YOU TECHNOLOGICAL FIEND!!!