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DAY JOOB Perform: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28 Ha! Couldn't have timed that nat20 any better, right?

100% agree, we want to make sure you're okay!

@Kludde: See the Discussion thread, it sounds like we've got several players who are not wishing to continue at this point.

As much as I hate to see the gang break up, I think it's time. We had a fantastic run, though! <3 you all!

Kn.Planes: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28 Bah, not quite there!

"This place is creepy...." Will wait to see if Ketill figures it out for us.

Hopping, eh? That doesn't seem dangerous at all... :-P

"Don't guess any of you could make us all fly?"

Still around! :)

"You have a point. To me, an outsider is an outsider.... but they're also not demons, so they don't need to be destroyed necessarily..."

"So basically, there's some sort of beast down there, and they want us to open the door. Seems dangerous. But they said they'll help us fight the inevitables if we want to open the door... what do you all think?"

Linguistics: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 4 = 19 Does that tell me anything chaos-y?

Kellan smirks at Swayaah just boldly walking through the teleportation walls. "I agree, let's go make a report and keep moving. Did I mention I'm real tired of dealing with robots, though? Can we fight some demons? Please?"

Fort DC 20: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26
Will DC 19: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28

Kellan is entirely unaffected by the creatures, though one tnetacle does catch her for a small flesh wound.

"I don't know what you're trying to say, but you aren't doing yourself any favors! Take it down, guys!"

She enhances Talon to remove magical effects and to deal damage that the creature shouldn't be able to ignore (Swift action using three arcane points to add a targeted dispel magic to her next attack that can dispel up to a 3rd-level spell effect AND free action to spend 2 of Talon's arcane points to make all of its damage Force damage for the round), then casts vampiric touch defensively Concentration: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (6) + 13 = 19 then tumbles around the creature in front of her Acrobatics: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21 to deliver the spell, through Talon, to the main chaotic creature.

Talon: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (17) + 16 = 33
force damage: 1d6 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9 plus vampiric touch: 5d6 ⇒ (1, 4, 1, 3, 5) = 14 plus dispel check: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (20) + 11 = 31
CRIT?: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (20) + 16 = 36 HELL YES!
crit force damage: 1d6 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11 plus vampiric touch: 5d6 ⇒ (6, 3, 4, 6, 3) = 22

Using Arcane Revitalization to regain an arcane point from that definitely-confirmed crit. The creature's highest-level spell effect of spell level 3 or lower is dispelled.

Hi everyone,
We've slowed down significantly over the last few months, so I figured I'd do a quick check to see if the group really should continue, or if lives have gotten too hectic and busy.
It's been SUPER fun playing this game for the past (HOLY CRAP!) FOUR YEARS, and I know I personally am fine to continue, but I don't want this to turn into a chore for anyone.
So, how is everyone? Especially you, Kludde... we don't want to be a burden on you!
Tyler

Who's up?

Kellan sees creatures that look like they could use some death. She casts bestow curse, then moves into the room and strikes the nearest chaos-creature.

talon: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (13) + 16 = 29
damage: 1d6 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11 plus DC 16 Will save or the creature takes -6 permanent decrease to Strength.

Stealth: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (16) + 14 = 30
Kellan follows as well, also very stealthy.

"Well, I was taught as a little girl that green means go and red means stop."
Kn.Arcana: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (8) + 20 = 28 Can she glean any information about the symbols from this far away?

Paging Kludde!

Ok so I'm going to risk the karma gods by saying it's looking like things are finally stabilizing with the site. Do we want to start back up?

Kellan shrugs. She sees no reason to attack a protean that's running away.

"What's an effing David?" Ilya whispers to Kellan, who seems to know what Ketill's talking about. She learned a lot during her time in the monastery, but legal matters weren't among the subjects being taught.

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

"I'll sign whatever they want as long as it lets us go find some demons or SOMETHING to fight. These things talk too much." Kellan looks over the door to see if she can help Swayaah.

"Yeah, we'd rather not fight MORE mechanical things."

"I... think so? That seems... relatively reasonable. Ketill?"

Nice, thanks Ketill! Kellan drinks the proffered potions, grimacing at their bitter, metallic tastes but appreciating the effects.

temp hp: 2d10 + 11 ⇒ (3, 7) + 11 = 21

Kellan looks at Swayaah in bewilderment. "We're gonna kill proteans for these things? What.. huh??" Kellan totally doesn't get that you're bluffing them, and that's hilarious. She has had enough of robots, though. :)

Will: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18 "WHY IS IT ALWAYS ROBOTS??"

So, my flight for Seattle leaves tomorrow at 1:30 PM. I expect I'll make one more major update to all my games tomorrow morning, and then will be on and off at best through Monday night. PAIZOCON!!!

Kellan drinks in merriment with her friends, happy to have come through this most recent delve relatively unscathed. After heading to bed, she hears a voice seemingly awake her from slumber. "Kellan! Do not be alarmed, you are still in a dream-like state. You helped my foolish minion meet his demise, and I am not one to turn my back on a deal! What do you wish for? Prosperity? Recovery? Rescue? Or perhaps simple Wealth?"

Kellan thinks for a moment. [b]"I've spent my life hunting down demons, and I don't plan to change that now. I refuse. There is nothing that you could give me that I would want, abomination!"

Before the demon lord can even answer, Kellan wills herself away from his presence and awakens in a cold sweat.

Perform(dance): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19

"Alright, if you all insist. Let it be remembered what I was willing to do to get us more treasure!"

Yeah, with no elves in the group... I dunno. I'm really considering having Kellan take one for the team here.

Kellan looks thoughtful for a moment. "I feel like such a trap must be guarding something very valuable. I'm a young woman, and we've come this far. I... may be willing to QUICKLY go in, grab what I can, and get out. As long as you all promise not to say a SINGLE word about any gray hairs or small wrinkles I may get as part of this."

We should have someone cast haste on her so that she can get in and out as quickly as possible. Do we feel like this area is safe enough that we could rest and regain our spells before she does so? Her own bladed dash spell could be read that she moves instantaneously along its path, which might save her from the effects going one way, but she has cast it already.

"Okay, no, we're not going in there. Not until we find a way to shut down that time-effect."

LOL

"I feel like... we should do SOMETHING about that. It can't be good. But I also don't want to walk over to it. Hmm..."

I'm at a loss. Seems like the type of thing we shouldn't mess with, but it also seems like the type of thing that could cause a lot of fun gaming. LOL

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (3) + 20 = 23
Knowledge Arcana: 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (9) + 20 = 29

Kellan hands her wand to Zen'yr as well.
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

After nearly exhausting her wand, Kellan is back at full. It has 1 charge left.

"Those monstrosities really hit hard. I am not feeling well..." Kellan could definitely use some healing.

No problem at all, we're happy to wait as needed! :)

Paging DM Kludde! :)

I'm still around! I think Kludde has had some distractions in life recently...

Forgot my second attack.
Talon: 1d20 + 16 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 16 - 2 = 27
damage: 1d6 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

Kellan, her horse-like Tikbalang mouth making a strangely calm and calculated face, casts a spell, then steps forward and swings Talon above the heads of his comrades at the remaining knight.

Spending an arcane point as a swift action to recall shocking grasp, then full-attacking the knight.

Talon: 1d20 + 16 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 16 - 2 = 30 +2 if he's wearing metal armor.
damage: 1d6 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10 plus shocking grasp: 5d6 ⇒ (1, 2, 3, 6, 6) = 18

Talon: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 11 - 2 = 24
damage: 1d6 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

*bump for Ilya*

"Someone toss some healing magic on me if you can. I've got a score to settle."

Kellan then moves in front of Vayu and casts a spell, changing into a large creature with a strange, horselike face and long limbs. She keeps hold of Talon during this process. Caasting monstrous physique II to become a tikbalang.

Kellan's eyes flutter open. "Owww...." she groans. Then she notices a skeleton standing right over her. Not daring to move just yet, she waits until the badguy on top of her goes down (hopefully).

Stabilize DC 12: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8 Kellan continues bleeding.

Bump? :)

I think Ilya is the only one bolded.