Kalista Jordani's page

Thanks for the good game, all!

I echo the sentiment of toning it back. I started the game day with 4 or so games and now, with the special over, it's down to 1. I was supposed to run the second module in the Crypt of the Everflame series, but I just can't get the gumption to set it up and get it rolling!

Playing 4 at this point. But at least it's with characters I like =)

Kalista does what she can to continue peppering the foe!
Longbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
1d8 ⇒ 3

No spells left and still feeling useful getting rid of some of those mirror images! =)

Kalista tries again, once more hoping to remove images.

Longbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15 for 1d8 ⇒ 6

Kalista comes out of the stairwell and sees the Aspis agents. She nocks an arrow and sets it at the climbing foe! But her train of thought distracts her from the task at hand!

I really should have prepared Grease today... This is NOT my day for appropriate magicks!

Longbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13 for 1d8 ⇒ 2

Kalista favors the one-at-a-time approach, shaking her head at the abstract thought of the pond. "I don't see how the garden could be this lost room thingy. It's not even a room, let alone a lost one."

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Kalista (with an Int score so high she knows all about what's about to happen =P ) bats Stag's boots off the recliner. "Aram Zey is dead. The Aspis have the Sky Key AND the Tapestry. The bloody tower is floating! And you want to rest?!" Her tone calms significantly. "Is this why it takes so long to collect on your bounties?"

Twice. Down to 10 HP I think?

"Gah! Get away!" Kalista steps back and shoots it again (yes, green).

Longbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19 for 1d8 ⇒ 4

Unable to update map at the moment. 5-foot step away, South if I remember the map placement.

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Kalista takes a step back from the sliver(s) and tries to shoot it again. "I doubt I'll hit the real one, but at least I can try to get rid of one of the images!"

Longbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19 for 1d8 ⇒ 6

Auto-identify, but, Knowledge (planes): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19

"Soulslivers," Kalista says solemnly. "Resists acid and fire. Why does everything seem to resist fire?"

She draws her longbow and aims for the southern green one. Or in the vicinity of the southern one.
Longbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14 for 1d8 ⇒ 8

Dedicated caster, yes. Rangers are my cup of tea, so there's a little casting there, but I rarely use it.

Picking the spells is where it goes wonky for me. Always seem to prepare the wrong ones, hahaha. ('Fire and electricity? Here! Have a bunch of creatures immune to both.' Son of a biscuit...)

But many thanks. One of those times where one learns by going where to go.

Wizard played by someone who really has no idea how to play a caster...

Kalista take the tablecloth from the table and covers Zey's body with it. She then turns and follows the group to the chamber of the Sky Key without another word.

After the process, Kalista turns to Rogar. "You're right. His soul is gone, so far as I can tell."

Antonella bows respectfully to Kalista. “Your Mastery of Magic brings honor to both yourself and the Master of Spells, Sister.”

“But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of Kama are they.”

With an uncharacteristic glare, it's clear Kalista is not in any sort of state of mind to practice restraint. She takes a moment to survey his body and turns. "There is some necromantic magic lingering in his body. What diabolical plan had seized the Aspis' crazed imagination?"

She files it away and turns to the tapestry. Holding her hands out, she manipulates the very fibers of the magic within the tapestry together, following her mentor's instructions.

His ridicule and derision were a test to work under duress. He saw I could overcome. I will overcome now. For Zey.

Let me know if a check is needed. Didn't see one at a glance, and my table hasn't made it here yet.

Knowledge (local): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

Kalista is too rattled to identify the birdmen. Seeing her mentor lying there....

Her mind gets lost in thought, meeting Aram Zey, trying tirelessly to prove herself, her skill, her knowledge, finally gaining even some modicum of respect from his staunch stubborn ego...

Yes, my GM star boon was for Aram Zey on her character. Totally forgot I had it until just now, actually... So while I the player would prefer to not use her last 2nd lvl spell, it would make sense.

Filled with grief and rage, she throws her hand forward at the yeti, shooting out a blazing inferno at it to incinerate it where it stands! But her emotions interfere with her aim!

RTA vs Yeti: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 for 4d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 1, 3) = 11
Really doubt that's gonna connect...

Kalista is shocked so much, she very nearly drops the book. Backing away slowly, she mutters, "See? Frightening..."

Perception!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15 Dice roller hates me tonight!
Folio Reroll!: 1d20 + 9 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 4 = 23

Kalista perks up, her elven eyes scanning the shelves. "Wait! I see something!" Pulling a book from the shelf, she opens it to reveal it is actually hollowed out! The notes are stashed inside!

"These must be Zey's notes! I'll grab these before going to our next destination.... To the Tapestry Chamber! Because I think that's what Tuna wants me to say and she's frightening..."

Kalista casts a spell before moving in to deliver to the Aspis thug! However, her lack of martial training makes her swing wide!

Shocking Grasp: 1d20 + 1 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 3 = 7 vs Touch AC
4d6 + 2 ⇒ (2, 6, 3, 5) + 2 = 18

Figured I'd copy and paste my own map of the towers. Save you some trouble, haha.

Kalista's eyes widen. "The books! All the knowledge! We must save the books!"

A new sense of urgency present, Kalista starts toward Skyreach. "We haven't a moment to lose. One tower's already started floating. We can't let the rest go, too!"

"There's no call for that, ser. Why don't you just lock it in one of these cages? We've got the keys now anyway. Then, if you insist, you can make fun of it like you're at the zoo... which I guess you are, so it makes sense."

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Kalista moves the fireball on the other wyvaran!

3d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 3, 3) + 2 = 9
Same DC.

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Thank goodness that there is someone else who doesn't like Rose! Thought I was alone on that...

I liked Clara before Capaldi. Then the writers really messed up. Rushed everything with the story and made her pretty much just Amy all over again.

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Knowledge (nature): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18 If it's 10+CR, I know what they are. If it's 15+CR due to rarity, I don't... GM's call.

Kalista rushes forward and summons a ball of fire on the wyvaran trying to unlock the cage!
Flaming Sphere: 3d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 4, 6) + 2 = 15 DC 18 Reflex save to negate

Spoiler, stuff happens!

It definitely has a very memorable monologue.

Personally, I'm a Newvian. Not seen much of the older Who, but picked it up in the Smith years (towards the end, actually, right before the Ponds' exit). Still love Tennant, but Capaldi has his moments despite the many very rough moments and rushed storylines...

Will we be able to save it for the next act or should we use it before the Act ends?

I took the liberty to just do the special defenses bit from their stat block.

Kalista tries again with her bow.

Longbow : 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22
1d8 ⇒ 7 Yay! 2 points of damage!

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Knowledge (arcana): 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 30

Kalista flips through her mental rolodex of creatures to come to the entry for these things. "I know an animated object when I see one! They're too hard to hurt normally with weapons. And see if you can't use charms and enchantments! Oh! And most importantly, don't blink! Blink and you're dead! These things are fast! Faster than you can believe! Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink!"

Not having much options here and wanting to reserve her magic, Kalista draws her longbow and fires a shaft at the northern angel.

Longbow: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23
1d8 ⇒ 5 Was hoping for a crit or a high roll...

I moved myself on the map (I thought) to avoid the AoO, but neglected to mention it in the text. Ah well.

Kalista shakes her head and tries to apply first aid to the living pard before focusing on herself.

Heal Pard: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9 Heart's in the right place, and that's what matters.
UMD: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28
CLW self: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
UMD: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10 Nooooooo!

She shakes the wand vigourously. "I swear I hadn't used it before. Is it out of charges already?"

Don't make me do dancing lights to create a red dot on the ground for them to follow...

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Kalista focuses on the same blue pard as she throws a different colour orb at it. It strikes unerringly.

Force missile: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

"...pards! Very fast! Very bad! They'll shift out of phase to run right through you! Just like that! Use magic weapons if you have 'em, but don't use fire or electricity!"

I wish I had prepared something OTHER than those two elements...

She steps back and throws two magic orbs which transform into two small birds which dive at the blue pard.
Magic Missile!: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (4, 2) + 4 = 10

Know arcana: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31 Kalista knows all! Reflex: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20

Kalista avoids some of the damage from the unseen cats. "Watch out! Those are..."

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Know Local: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

Kalista moves closer to Rogar. "You ever get put with such interesting characters before? Not sure I have..."

Kalista is most perplexed by this form of 'diplomacy', but having nothing better to offer, remains silent and lets the oddities continue.

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Kalista grins nervously at the exchange. We're supposed to get them inspired, not show them more in-fighting...

Assumes fast paced... This, a table of 4, has already completed 2 encounters. My table of 6 is lolly-gagging in this one!

Knowledge (arcana): 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14
Knowledge (religion): 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (7) + 11 = 18

Kalista looks at the haul the would-be thieves had. It takes her a moment, but finally it clicks into place.
"A Soul's Guide and How To Keep It... The Soul's Just Not That Into You... Chicken Soup for the Captive Soul... Idiot's Guide to Soul Catching.... Oh gods! All of these books somehow tie into capturing a soul after its body dies! What's more, I think they may be trying to control it as well... What are they up to? We have to stop them. Where else are they focusing on here? Up north again?"

Kalista moves up and points at the foe by.... by Tuna. A ball of fire appears around them!
Flaming Sphere: 3d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 2, 6) + 2 = 16 Reflex save DC 18 to negate

Kalista sees to the men and needlessly urges them to find safety. "The attack just started. We must assume they're still inside. So we have someone to stop. Shall we?"

Kalista shrugs. "May as well continue the tour."

"Wyvarans! I've only seen them in books! They're like dragons, but, I would hope, not as strong. Don't try to put 'em down for a nap or paralyze them, cause it won't work. I hear they'll just slap you with their tails! And... I'm rambling again!"

She points a hand and sends a striking ball of force at the bluer wyvaran.
Force missile: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

That's only a Knowledge (arcana) of: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (12) + 13 = 25
Probably opt for special defenses, immunities/resistances, and special attacks

Didn't even notice a direction. Chalk it up to a missed perception check, haha.

Turning from a southerly stroll, Kalista sees Stag going in a different direction and follows suit. "Okay, maybe later. Northsomething it is!"

At Antonella's request, she uses the ward's magic to protect her new ally.

"Ready or not, here it is." With a crack of her knuckles, Kalista nods readiness. "Where to first? South?"

Kalista pinches the bridge of her nose and shakes her head. "Drinking to celebrate is fine and well, but this lot all take it to another level..." Still, she smiles and moves along to enjoy the festivities.

“I am sure a new companion would find it difficult to remain in your good graces, if they begin by giving you a name like those found in a pantomime.”

"Oh, well I don't know about that. I met this gnome back at the lore symposium what gives everyone a name when they first meet. Something about the more names, the greater the pride. Must be a gnomey thing. Kept calling me Cally. Like Calico. Not sure how to take it, but I kind of like it." She catches herself rambling again.

Kalista then watches Rogar follow the clues like a professional and greets his return with some light applause before taking a chance at one of the sleuthing courses herself. He did, after all, make it look easy.
Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28
She emerges proud with herself. "It was the safe which was missing in the burnt out room. You could tell by the lack of ash in the spot where it was sitting. Someone must have burnt down all the furnishings to find it then remove it once the flames settled."

Kalista chuckles. "You tried calling yellow mould a viable source of food, provided you can withstand its effects as it passes through your belly. Now, normally, I can get behind that, but I hear the taste is more foul than its effects. As told by much less fortunate folks before they... well, you know..." She mocks clutching her throat and goes cross-eyed as her tongue lolls out of her mouth.

She also has no idea how to respond to Antonella's claims. Elves are as much a part of this world as the forests and the seas...

Eventually she responds with "You flatter me, though it was a simple story. But I am not much a stranger from the lands. I may draw on the fade in power, but I am fully of here." She pauses and echoes her previous thoughts. "As much a part of this world as the forests and the seas!" Perhaps a little too emphatically...

Lore mastery
Kalista joins the grand circle to tell a story of previous adventures of vaunted Pathfinder agents. Her word choice is admirable as she paints a picture with the verbiage and elocution without getting too verbose.
Linguistics: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (18) + 12 = 30

With the tales told, she opts to have a little fun with the obstacle course, though she is pretty confident it will end with her splashing down in the pools beneath the tests of strength, endurance, and dexterity. Sure enough, she plooshes down on the quintuple steps at the very start of the course. Still! She is in high spirits as she moves towards the group.
Dexterity: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

"Sorry, everyone. I get so caught up in the festivities. This is all so exciting, don't you think?! I'm Kalista. Master Zay told me personally through a chain of assistants to go enjoy myself, so here we are!"