Jezebel's page

Just because you are a character,.....doesn't mean you have any character.....

I resemble that remark!

As if you can talk, Mr. I LOVE SHARK GODS. Your pathetic ass (which I DO NOT want featured in the calender) hasn't written much lately.

Jezebel wrote:

The only sad thing about this kickstarter is that my favorite sex-beast-of-a-man, Richard Pett, didn't write it.

If he did, I'd LOOOOVE to see his stretch goal...or mine for that matter.

I would like to see a "Men of RPG Adventure Design" Beefcake Calender in the very near future on kickstarter. Pett should be December, wearing a Santa beard...and nothing else.

Greg Vaughn could be EVERY other month.

Hmmm...

Stretch goal? Piratical RPG writers, stripped to their striped buccaneering breeches, holystoning the deck, being lashed by comely corsair wenches/cabin boys? All thirteen months! All 387 days!

Whaddaya say?

mmmmmmmmmmm...delicious.

Especially if the writers are all Greg Vaughn, and the comely corsair wenches are all Richard Pett. Now that is a vision.

The only sad thing about this kickstarter is that my favorite sex-beast-of-a-man, Richard Pett, didn't write it.

If he did, I'd LOOOOVE to see his stretch goal...or mine for that matter.

I would like to see a "Men of RPG Adventure Design" Beefcake Calender in the very near future on kickstarter. Pett should be December, wearing a Santa beard...and nothing else.

Greg Vaughn could be EVERY other month.

golem101 wrote:

Could not afford a Patron Membership right now, but I subscribed for the Basic stuff.

Urban murder mistery + Logue + mature atmosphere is a real killer combo.

Heh, this shows how new I am to D&D in general, I still have no idea who all these people you name are.

Well, to avoid the obvious smartass remarks, I don't recognize who these people are. :P

Nick Logue is a scurrilous hack of a writer. But he's an okay DM. ;-)

He's also delicious in the sack. I never knew I could have multiples until I was with him. Puuurrrrrrrrr.

I agree...it's exhilaratingly good...makes me want to do naughty things with paint.

Me like looky-looky Seoni...she very powerful and easy on me eyes...

ow!

OW!

Honey...honey...I'm sorry, it's just a joke!

OW!!

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Pshhht! Wives! Why's she readin' over my shoulder anywa--

OW!!
OWWWW!!!!

You should be careful Andrew...it's real easy to get in a tight spot on these boards, some real deep hot wet trouble, if you get my meaning. I could help you with that.

Jezebel wrote:

You ever eat ice cream off another person's body Amai...it's really fun. I'll show you.

ha ha no but taht sounds relly cold an id want two taek a bath b4 (and after1!! we did that wut do u think

I'll bathe you Amai. Don't worry. We can shave you too. Ever shaved before Amai...let mommy teach you all about the smooth ride.

You ever eat ice cream off another person's body Amai...it's really fun. I'll show you.

Cosmo wrote:

Rhothaerill wrote:

All right, what I really want to see is McArtor and Logue LARPing their new "characters" from this board.

It might be a tad disturbing though. ;P

A tad?!?

It would serve them both right though. ;)

We'll take turns serving each other. Master and slave.

OK, I read the first page of this thread, looked at the jobs offerred and had a nice fantasy about getting out of the Army and starting a new life in the Seattle area. I even checked out Apartments and stuff.

Having read the last page of this thread I have a completely different fantasy going now...

Glad I could help.

i have like 10 off them they are all realy cute lol but i dont haev a red 1 lol

You let mommy buy you a red one Amai...a cute itty bitty red teddy for you.

Jezebel wrote:

Amai is a dish. Can you imagine us sidled up next to each other all cozy, me in black leather, she in a red teddy. Feast your imagination.

ya i liek teddy bears lol

i have like 10 off them they are all realy cute lol but i dont haev a red 1 lol

Nice...I like em young. Come to me my little dragonmarked lolita.

Amai is a dish. Can you imagine us sidled up next to each other all cozy, me in black leather, she in a red teddy. Feast your imagination.

I just read the "Paizo Singles" thread. I don't think I'll ever sleep again. At least not without waking up screaming.

I can tire you out Craig...then you'll sleep real good.

...sexy!...

...have a real good time...

Well, Jezebel, I am very interested in...gaming...with you. But, I have a very special "fantasy role-playing" situation in mind. Do you think it's possible that you could be Nicolas Logue for me in this special fantasy role-playing adventure? I'll be the dastardly traitor, you can be the righterous interrogator seeking vital information that only I possess.

Any supplements you want to use, I'm game.

I think I can do that for you James. Let me just...

Hey sugar,

I don't have a potbelly (nor any flesh for that matter) but I can really give you some bone...

KA

I'll bet you would. Where and when sexy?

This is some f@~@ed up s%@@ here man!

Don't be a square Aber. Open your mind. I'll help if you let me.

Ah, marathon sessions, those rock the world. If there is room for rogue (with a dash of rouge) in the party, I'll come...you'll be surprised how nimble my fingers are...

Ok, got to stop now.

Nice to meet you magdalena. I'll bet your nimble. I'd like to find out.

I'm definitely getting this.

I love sin.

Thanks EP...you're yummy for giving me this info.

Jezebel wrote:

I'd love a job at Paizo...

I don't think you're alone.

If all goes well with the new products, Paizo will be hiring again some day. At least, that's what I keep telling myself. It keeps me from being bitter about my inability to apply for the current openings.

You run that irc chatgroup don't you? That's hot. I need to check that out. When is the pathfinder chat again? I'll definitely drop by and say hello.

Notice that anytime a post by someone called Jezebel pops up, someone has read the post and replied within a couple of minutes?

Or is that just me......?

EDIT: Heh. Me and Andrew Turner apparently....

There is no shame in being at my whim Moth. So many men are.

...getting...weaker...superpowers...failing...must...stop...stalking...jez. ..

When your powers finally fail you...that's when I'll make you mine, Andrew.

Nina's my sister Mothy. She's not bad if you like that sexy librarian look. I usually turn more heads though.

My wife is ready to ground me,

"Two weeks, no Paizo!"

for stalking Jezebel on the message boards...

I don't mind Andrew.

My wife is laughing at me as she reads over my shoulder.

"Honey," she says. "Do you have a fever? You're looking...flushed.

You're married eh Andrew...too bad...anyone else?...unless of course your wife is into experimenting?

I'd like Nick to autograph something else...too bad he's married.

Jezebel wrote:

You are the only god I need James Jacobs...

Um ... Is there something that you're not telling us James ... and, er, "Jezebel" ??

Nothing to talk about yet...but if James is willing, so am I. What do you say Mr. Jacobs. Can I worship you?

Hey boyz,

I'm new.

I'm eighteen, long midnight black hair, 113 pounds, 5'2, I dance for a living, and I love Dungeons and Dragons...especially Dungeons. I don't mind playing a cleric...of Loviatar. I'm looking for a man who can game all night, all morning and all through the day without needing a break.

I think Mike McArtor's really cute, but I hear he's taken, so I'm on the prowl for any candidates.

You are the only god I need James Jacobs...

I'd love a job at Paizo...but I don't know if they need someone with my rarefied specialties. What do you say boys?