Jess Door's Trog's page

Rock!

It's simple.

holds hand 4' off the floor

You must be this tall to get on this ride.

TOZ wrote:

I've never seen this. Well, unless hatred of orcs counts.

You'll recall that houstonderek's (CE) elf wizard Fiachra was racist against everyone except elves, because he'd been raised in an insular, elitist stronghold. Houstonderek himself is not at all racist, nor was his other (CG) character Cadogan. I did not see this aspect of one (1) of his PCs to be a "problem," I did not feel it made HD a "douchebag," and it certainly didn't make me kick him out of the game.

Was I wrong? I don't think so.

I would have been a good familiar.

::clutches blankets::

DIRT!

What's 'taters, precious?

Jess Door's Trog wrote:

Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

My personal belief is that everyone has something good to contribute. You just need to find the way to get it out of them.

WITH A SPOON!!!

spoon

"Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?"

Because Trog will eat anything!

(apologies, I failed the quote, but Trog is amoral rather than immoral, and perennially hungry...and willing to eat anything, so it hurting more wouldn't work for her!)

My personal belief is that everyone has something good to contribute. You just need to find the way to get it out of them.

WITH A SPOON!!!

Also, it's so nice to be playing a monk that isn't incompetent. I loved his Steve Irwin impression on the winter wolf.

I don't know who Steve Irwin is, so I shall call it a Trog impression.

"Look! I'm a wizard too!"

::wiggles fingers oddly, then throws a metal cube on the ground.

"Dirt!"

Well, it does a little more damage, and is masterwork. :)

I'm still waiting for Fiachra to make me some gator boots! :D

Trog:** spoiler omitted **

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Hey, it got Jazeed brought back from the dead, and removed Kullen from being a headache. So what's the problem?

Clerics of Pelor are nice. They give you soup! You don't never hit them!

We'll take a look. If I can remake my Scout with the Ranger class, I might not have a problem with it.

Edit: Looks like Falandar is coming out of retirement. :) Unless I decide I really want to play Ardelaneu again...

Just remember, these are my blankets! You can't have them without asking! And I won't share my cake! Unless it's already been thrown out. Then I will share it with you. If you're nice..

I like cake! It's especially good when it hasn't been thrown away yet!

If a player wanted to do that, I'd have no problems at all with allowing it. Yeah, technically familiars are all supposed to be Tiny instead of Small, but a dog is in no way going to break the game.

What about a hygenically challenged monk?

I like yoyos! Where's my yoyo!

Huh?

Where is it?!?

If you'll be near the west side, shoot me an email and I'll get you directions here. Alternatively, if you're inside the loop, you might be able to catch a ride with Houstonderek and Silverhair.

All I know is, he can't have any of my blankets!

::glares at TOZ suspiciously::

Caineach wrote:

The problem is they need magic items :(

Not in our houserules, they don't... ask Jess Door or Houstonderek ;)

Fear Trog's long pointy stick! And 5 AOOs/round! Rawr!

Much appreciated Kirth. And I'll remember to use Sending next time to sooth frazzled nerves in the party. XD

Oh, no problem. I'm just kicking myself because I keep forgetting that Improved grapple has been changed to improved wrestling maneuvers, which includes trip, and I could have simply tripped all those goblin bastards instead of stabbing them.

*sigh*

*barges in unannounced*

Hey Kirth, quick question. Where can I find vambraces? I have a guy using your Pathfighter rewrite, and I want to be ready in case he asks about them.

Ahhh! KILL IT! KILL IT!

Oh, er....sorry. Goblins...left me a little jumpy.

Metadiscussion:

Blah, blah, blah.

Stupid logic. Ruins so many good arguments.

It's almost as bad as Trog-smashing air elementals.

Gimme mah blankies!

... and destroying treasure with gleeful abandon ...

You can't admire your shinies if you're dead!

P.S. Can anyone provide me with a list of everything you guys took out of Filge's observatory? It would be a help for next week.

All I know is, he didn't have any good blankets. :(

I has this many blankets!

::holds up three fingers::

Yeah, you punks get a one-week stay of execution. Then it's time for the ax!

....hm....I don't have an ax....yet....

Looks like I need some more training in how to use this stupid blade!

"When bullies want to fight Trog, Trog knows it's bad to fight. Trog hits when necessary....then gets away. And Trog never starts fights with mean giant pig-faced Kullen!"

<grunts as she drags Virak's body back to the inn>

If I have to disarm his stupid scimitar from someone one more time, I swear, I'm going to keep it!

No, I won't stop asking every week. I don't like sponging off others. Not when I have the ability to contribute.

I only have one question: is it shiny?