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3 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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Waterhammer wrote:
Does the Samurai air fryer make your fry-up more honorable?

They had to ban all the Samurai air fryer from our local adult continuing education annex. After a simple mistake preparing an entree in Home Ec, the teacher lost over half the class to seppuku.


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The_King_In_Yellow wrote:
Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

After six weeks at number one, Ace of Base only managed to raise dread M'ar-a-L'ago from the ocean floor. "Low Energy. Sad."

DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Drejk wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
I have a custom license plate on my car referencing Lovecraft's Great Old Ones...
Is that the car you got from your friend after they got a new one?
It is. I had it on the vehicle before the new-ish car, too, but it sat dead in the carport for two years. I was really glad to be able to show the plate off again.

"In Cal's house carport at R'lyeh, dead Carthulhu waits dreaming." Seems legit.


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Drejk wrote:
And just a moment ago I killed a mosquito (full of blood)... For f-sake, what that bloody sucker is doing here?

[Roose Bolton] {whispers in ear:} Florida sends its regards. [/Roose Bolton]