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I like the rule of no PMs during the game (except for the special roles that permit that), having everything play out on the boards makes for a better game. I don't think I'll ever like the binary/twins/lovers role because of the chance to completely unbalance the game, but I will admit that the way this game played out with Tinker and Uriel was great, so I'll concede that I could be wrong in my assessment of that role(s). I have to give huge props to Meows, cheezeburgerz for you, these last three games have all ended with your demise and you remain the feline face of grace, very well played little Meowselsworth!

Java Apps' coffee cup cycle pulls in along side IEFBR14 and Wowbagger, it's brown streak clashing with their neon brilliance.

"onanalysisitappearsthatIEFBR14andWowbaggerarecorrect onlythegoodguyscouldknoweachotheratthispoint IEFBR14saysWowbaggerisitspartner thismakesthedecisionclear sorrylittlekittyyoudeservebetter Iwillputcheezeburgersonyourgravelikeflowers"

Java App votes for Meows

This game is creepy similar to the Mutants on the Cold Star game. Wowbagger and Jiminy trying to find the Mutant Meows that Hamish had labeled right before getting killed. If we had Taraz and Jin it would be a mirror image.

"sodifficultsoconfusing IEFBR14makesgoodsense butwanttogivecatcheezeburger Hamishdidlabelthecat wowbaggerwaswrongaboutUrielandJava somaybethenrightaboutMeows whattodo whattodo"

Jave App changes vote to Null as it ponders the new information

"JavaAppisdecompileronly wellthatandaproviderofexcellentcoffee coffeeanyone?"

The coffee cup cycle swings a loop and races back to the group, a brown trail behind it.

"Wowbaggerhasaccusedthree UrielnotvirusTinkerwas Javaappnotvirus Meowscanznotzbezviruz butHamishdidvoteforMeowsbeforelogicbomb whattodo whattodo mustgetvoterightthistime"

"mydecompileranalysisiscompleteandrevealsthatUrielPhoenixwasapp.enabler.bac kup thismeanswowbaggerwasincorrectonthefirsttwoscansofUrielandmyselfasviruses theoddsofthatareapproximately6.25% basedontheunlikelyoddsthatwowbaggerscannedtwiceincorrectlyitseemshemaybethe virus revealinghisrolewasneverathreatatallbecauseaviruscouldn'tgethim heisthevirus"

Java App votes for Wowbagger

Hopping in a large cup of coffee, arms again draped on the rim, it becomes apparent for the first time that the cup has wheels on the bottom. With a splash of coffee, the cup speeds away leaving a brown light trail in it's wake.

it appears that Java Apps light cycle leaves a giant skid mark wherever it goes

"onlyfourofusleft mustvoterightthistime otherwiseshouldhavetakentinkersdeal"

Great post as the evil Tinker! I'm sure there is an avatar image that matches her new style. Starting with Alessandra's post as the wolf, the final post by the bad guys in their death throes has been a highlight of these games.

Java App's eyes go wide and bubbles drift to the surface of the coffee.

"pleasedoscanmeagainpleasedo javaappisnotvirusonlyhelpful"

The tiny green goblin plunks down a large cup of coffee, then promptly hops into it, arms outstretched on the rim. Clearly it's break time again.

"Tinker, your logic is sooooo bad that I can hardly believe your programmer intended such flawed code. It does seem likely that you're infected by a virus, as are most social media sites. And you Answerer, I'm shocked that with your ability to provide answers you didn't compute more than 10 roles for us before leaping to a decision on my role, if this is your process then we should all ignore any answer you provide."

The green goblin stirs a finger in the coffee as it stirs up tensions.

"The obvious answer is that I'm a Decompiler, thus the reason I revealed Eldon's role after that challenge was completed. The failure in this challenge has provided me another chance to decompile, Harr.e was a Decompiler like myself."

With a languid look at those remaining, the goblin continues.

"And the obvious reason that I voted for Uriel on Wowbagger's suggestion is that he has revealed his role, as I've now done, as one that helps us eliminate viruses. No one else has provided such direction, just faulty arguments and subterfuge. I will, again, vote for Uriel, and I hope the others will see this through. I will decompile Uriel and we'll then analyze our decision process."

Java App votes for Uriel Phoenix

As the light cycle drives away, the tiny green goblin is revealed, gas can in hand with coffee flowing out.

"thereonevehiclefilled thelightcycleisnowfullofcoffeeandshouldgorealfast"

The tiny green goblin beams a smile at everyone, happy to have contributed.

"nowtoputcoffeeinallthevehicles"

Zipping off the roof, it heads straight down to the traffic snarl below, eager to help every vehicle go quicker.

The tiny green goblin zips about gathering up CLOSED signs, then zips down the side of the building and starts shutting down it's coffee stands, returning the flow of traffic to it's previously quicker crawl. Sprinting back up the side of the building, Java App appears with a large gas can that it starts filling with cup after cup of coffee.

"maybeifthecoffeegoesinthetankthatwillmakethingsquicker coffeeisfuelandthevehiclesrunonfuel yesyesfuelthevehicleswithcoffeeitissuretowork andnotenoughtimetodoothersjobsforthem musttrustwowbaggertodohisjobandvoteforurielphoenix"

Java App votes for Uriel Phoenix

The tiny green goblin blurs as it sprints straight down the side of the building. On the streets below it quickly builds up drive thru coffee stands at every corner. Then it sprints back up the side of the building to the rooftop, where it's blurring motion stops and it observes it's handiwork below.

"therethatwillspeedthingsup ifeverydrivergetscoffeethey'llallgoquicker"

However, it is with dismay the Java App observes it's great plan simply causes more congestion and backups as everyone waits in line for their coffee.

"stupidslowbaristasdon'tunderstandthewordquick thiswillneverdonoitwon't butcan'tteardowncoffeestandsdon'thavetheheartforit ohandeldonwastheforensicssuitecan'thelpusnow"

The tiny green goblin sprints through the portal, cup of coffee splashing everywhere.

"trafficistooslowalwaysslowmustspeedup"

Rushing to the edge of the building, it dumps a cup over the side, splattering the cars far below with raindrops of coffee.

Becoming almost a blur as it moves, the tiny green goblin rushes to the fractal woods and back repeatedly, plunking a cup of coffee down in front of everyone, including itself at the last.

"therenoweveryonehassome wecandecryptourpartsquickly lastonedonegetstoassembleandloadtheprogram"

The tiny green goblin quickly drinks down the cup in front of it.

"Ahhthatsagoodcupofjoe"

Then it turns the cup upside down and shoves it to the center of the group.

"thereismydecryptedpart whowantsit"

The tiny green goblin rushes back to the group, coffee splashing everywhere.

"thevotemustbefortheslow whoeverdoesn'tdrinkcoffeeshouldbetheone whowantsacup"

"You're right there harr.e," drawls the tiny green goblin, "Serving coffee gets you close to people, they share things, you see, not the kind of stuff a regular joe should be telling just anyone, but they do. It's a weakness, but ain't flesh ever so. I's got some ideas 'bout folks, but a wise guy don't spill no beans easy like." With a wink the tiny green goblin shuts his trap.

A few bubbles float up in the coffee, with a wide eyed shifty glance the tiny green goblin hops out of the cup.

"backtoworkcan'tbeslackingmastercontrolalwayswatching cupofcoffeeforyouUrielcallitcivetvariety"

The tiny green goblin sprints back into the fractal woods, appearing a moment later with a cup of coffee in one hand and cheeseburger plate in the other. Rushing up to Meowselsworth, it plops down the cheeseburger plate.

"yesyesitcanhazacheezeburger"

Then rushing over to Peter Pan it holds up the fresh cup of coffee.

"eventheeternallyyoungneedcoffee maybeevenmoresothantheaverageperson"

Whizzing from the fractal trees, and then sprinting from them after that, the tiny green goblin with a cup of coffee hoisted high rushes up to Wowbagger.

"gotstohavecoffetoplayagame itmakeseverygamebetterandyou'llhavelotsofenergy"

Plunking the cup down, the tiny green goblin rushes back into the woods, appearing a moment later with another fresh cup. Sprinting into the middle of the fray, it abruptly stops, drops the cup, and hops into, arms drapped out along the rim as the tiny green goblin relaxes in the warm liquid, it's actions slowing for the first time.

"Break time , say harr.e , spare a smoke for a hard working joe?" The tiny green goblin lazily looks toward the detective, one hand raising from the cup with two fingers extended, the universal sign for a coffin nail request.

The tiny green goblin sprints out of the fractal woods with what appears to be a shot of espresso, instead of the large cup of coffee.

"acupsizedforthepixie mustmatchthejavatothejavee evenlittlepixiesneedacaffieneboost"

"itsnotrightnotrightatall thehastebuffshouldbeatleast50% bigmanmaybeneedstwocupsorthree"

The tiny green goblin sprints to retrieve another cup of coffee for Eldon.

The tiny green goblin sprints to the fractal woods and back, another cup of coffee hoisted above its head. It rushes to Eldon, depositing the Java at his feet.

"coffeeisgoodforeverything givesyouenegrylotsofenergy youcandosomanymorethingswithyourtimewhenyouhavecoffee abuffyesabuffagoodbuffforenergy givesyoulotsofenergyandthatsalwaysgood"

The tiny green goblin zips over to the girl and deposits the cup of coffee at her feet, spilling Java all over her green chucks.

"sorryaboutthatmymistake theywerealovelyshadeofgreen offtogetanothercupwho'snext"

The tiny green goblin sprints past the Answerer, chiming into the conversation.

"thequestionisobvious itis"doyouwantacupofjava?"

Bursting again from the fractal trees at a full sprint, always at a full sprint, the tiny green goblin and his massive cup of coffee whizzes into the fray of avatars, circling Eldon, harr.e, and Uriel, spilling coffee on all of them in the process.

"Javaforthetakathand ithelpsyougoquick yesitiswhatsneededtomaketheproperdecision whowantsacupofjava whoNeedsacupofjava cupsforeveryonealwaysmore heresomeonetakethisoneandI'llgetanother"

Java App deposits the cup of coffee in the midst of the group and then sprints back into the fractal woods, appearing a moment later with another full cup hoisted above his head.

Sprinting from the fractal trees, a tiny green man with a huge cup of coffee breaks across the open of the park. Coffee splashes from the cup, yet strangely enough it never seems to be less than full.

"gotstogo thingstodo nowdecryptiontoo, itstoomuch toomuch butmustbedone itallmustbedone, mastercontroldemandsit andmastercontrolistheboss, slowtalkingdetectiveandcreepymantakingtoolong littlekittyisquickandfastpawscatchingmice shewilldecrypotitquickly"

Nice modification of the tIP. Suppose it's better than a punch card and vacuum tube array.

Persona: stufftodo stufftodo alwayssomuchtodo notimetowaste jobsawaiting mastercontroldon'tlikeslacking butlotsofenergy readytogo nowwhatwasIdoing?

Origin: No one rightly remembers where Java App came from, seems it's always been there. A small utility to make things more efficient, it takes the pressure off the big processors and keeps seats free on the bus.

Iconography: Java App appears to be a tiny green goblin running at a full sprint with a massive cup of Joe hoisted over it's head.