Jackalope's page

We have lost Meatball.

Did somebody sneeze?

DO IT!

It's alive! It's alive!!

Also they chew on everything.

Then what's this behind your ear?

Heyah boss!

Are we open? Anyone seen the Boss? Why is the rum gone?

Orthos wrote:

Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:

Do you see cartoon birds once in a while circling your head

"It's Roger! He keeps blowing his lines! 'Rabbit gets clonked, rabbit sees stars'! Not birds, STARS!"

Don't get me started on that stupid f%&@ing rabbit!

P-P-P-P-P-PLEASE!!

Not that the food ain't great but this place just ain't the same without the Boss.

... You can name five or more cult threads.

And have a suitable alias for each.

ohai.

Man I ran all the way here from the Jack's Clubhouse. That place is buried so far in the archives I passed dinosaurs on my way up!

Gary Teter wrote:

Good heavens what the heck happened in here? Did you guys throw a party or something?

begins picking up plastic beer cups and pizza boxes

Ain't no party like a FAWTL Jack party!

Huzzah!!

Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!

*whistles* Dinner is served, Spike!

*belch* More pleez.

sup

Those fists are fast as lightning

Galileo!!

Hey, a pirate, did you bring the grog?

*ZIP!*

Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me! Heeheehee!!

....

PFFFFFFFFFHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH

You gotta win the kegging before you can even challenge the Boss for the top spot. You... you ain't got the chassis for it, pal. Heeheeheeheehee!

Hey boss!
... and bleedy-eye guy.

*muffled* Lmmh utth hre!

MMMMMMM-MM!!! "Please sir, canna have some more?"

IceniQueen wrote:

Goth Guru wrote:

Jackalopes and Beer(Bears with antlers) hang out near the Lost Dutchman Mine. It sounds to me like that mine is full of uranium. Everyone who handles the so called silver gets sick and dies. Except for 12 toed mutants. Watch out for psudo zombies. The hills have eyes. :)

Anyone from the area knows that Jackalopes ONLY live in Wyoming :P

So that's where the mine is. Put on your radiation suit before going after it. :)

Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!!

Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I say, keep it in perspective and do it for the right reasons (health, not vanity). It is never worth beating yourself up over.

Unless it involves a ball gag and a riding crop. Then it's totally worth the beating.

Now drop and do me twenty.

Twenty what....

*Actually DSX doesn't want to know :O *

When the green man shows up you quickly learn not to ask questions.

Also run.

Snuggles!

Some people just like to roll dice, for the sake of rolling dice.

Like a "woooo, shiny" kind of love.

Sorry, what was that? I was looking at this thing over here.

Urizen wrote:

taig wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Then I try really hard and get over it.

Aha! The solution is to introduce social elimination!

I'd advise against defecating in public.

It sounds like you've had personal experience...

T M I!!! T M I!!!!!

Make it four. Breakfast time for me and the hydra.

Jackalope wrote:

BEER RUN TIME

Buy slower beer next time and you won't have to chase it!

What's the fun in that?! =D

BEER RUN TIME

Patrick Curtin wrote:

80 and fairly humid here tapering off to a nice evening. I am treating myself to a break after redoing another garden bed, this one had to be rebuilt from scratch.

Man a gardeners chore list is never finished

*sigh*

At least I'll have some fresh tomatoes this year

Something munched on my vege/herb garden recently. Damn varmints...

<_<

>_>

GOBLIN ALERT

*Tazers Gark*

*meep* *grumble* *meep*

*ear scratch* It's okay buddy. We'll go raid the smokehouse later.

Blame Spike, he didn't clean it properly.

~sighs~ Dratted coworker that completes his work but does not always do his work, thus making me go back and do his undone work.

Is Breath Weapon time now yes? Yes? Maybe?

You would!

*waves tazer*

Folks be talkin' about me in this thread like I ain't even here.

*runs laps around the thread*

SOLD!

Guess it's time to start makin' the rounds then.

*grabs tazer and whistles* SPIIIIIIKE! Time ta start wakin' the crew before the beer gets warm!

HEY!!! WE'RE BACK!

I thought this place had burned down while I was out or somethin'!

Alright dwarfy we'll get ya back into shape! On the count of three you gotta keep up, got it?

OneTwoThreeGO

*zips off*

Freakin' spoilsports! Need a good puntin'!

CourtFool wrote:

I think we broke the Civil Religious Discussion.

No kidding. Lots of recent posts just gone... (And it was actually rather civil...)

Jack's Clubhouse went kaput too. I think I blew a fuse.

*runs through* I think I exploded the clubhouse....! *runs out*

Holy cow! I tazed a whole page into oblivion??