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I am all for traps and watches. I would prefer not to die at this juncture and have been at almost no hp and tiny strength since the spiders.
"AHHHHHHHHH, dey kills and eats scribble face. Dey eats him. Dey eats him. Dem evil disgusting soul stealing beasts. Dey eats goblins. Dey lives wit gnashy teeth and stompy deaths. I cants be here no more." Um has a nervous break.
"Ooh ooh I claim bag, bag got stuff right? Yeah bags always got stuff." Um moves to open the gore bad a la Fallout style.
Um walks through the room looking for any other bits and bobs.
Um starts performing a happy dance.
Um finds a bent nail and promptly adds it to his ear decorations. "Super special lucky ear dangle."
Oh for crying out loud. Charge the doggy and kick it in the snout.
Damage maybe
And by charge I mean move and try to provide flanking. if flanking thats an 18 not a 16.
spug learned how to read, now we must kill him. :p
Fear horror revulsion panic.
Um fires off two snap shots. Both arrows landing mere inches away from the hound, sticking into the floor in front of its face inefectualy.
"We in a bad place. I think these fireworks gonna be harder to get than we was told." With that Um will try and climb a mast to get a better view of the situation.
"So many sniffy gnash teeths. We are in the realm of the horse dog army!". Um snaps to shots off at the new hound in a blind panic.
Um tries to look around for a better vantage point while the others most assuredly handle this horrible creature.
Something tells Um that the hound will be dead soon, more troublesome is the idea of who would chain up a dog and pen in a horse. Is this the dreaded land of the horse dog army that would one day rise up and destroy all Goblin tribes? Fear runs through Um as he stands staring at the horror before him, imagining the worst fear of all, a three headed horse dog. No a five headed horse dog... no five five headed horse dogs breathing a spew of soap and destroying all his stuffs.
Um slowly creeps up behind the rest of the gobs, trying hard to make sure they will be the first eaten.
"AHHHHHHHHH BUGIES. THEY GONNA KILL US."
Um attempts to make himself seem less afraid and wanders up to the downed horse. "Anyone has sharp sharp?" Assuming someone hands Um a knife Um will remove the horse's feet, otherwise he will start chewing the meat until he frees the hooves that way.
Um quietly cowers in the back through the whole combat.
Um stays to the back of the group trying to look inconspicuous with his bow out.
Look at the other gobs you monsters. That's right, pay attention to them. Um not here at all, no kill Um, he scrawny and make no good foody meal.
If that is what must be done, we will persevere.
Um stops and raises his hand."Could Um maybe get a heals before we go into big scary longshanks place. Um still not feel so good from lots legs fight."
Um stares forlornly at the rest of the gobbos.must not kill the group, I need the meaty bodies to block incoming dogs. What would scribble do. What would scribble do. Scribble would get himself caught and banished that what scribble would do. Ok so what I do. One, stay calm. Two don't get into fight I can't win. Three, stop with stupid listing off and just do things...... oh wait, are they staring at me? They knows something not right. They knows I super smart. I can't let them catch on. Got to be big bad gobbo.... no then they try take me down..... subservient gobbo, that how you stay alive. "Hey big smart gobbo faces, how we split up stuffs." Um, bends down and picks up the pearl. "I can has marble since others take hurty bits and tasty bits and shiny bits yes." Oh noes big mouth, not subservient enough.... um think fast. Um pockets the pearl and begins to back away from the group until he has a log to his back. "We should make song commemorate killing eats babies and eats babies too."
Um joins in the fun of searching for things.
Poor Um tries to ignore his stupid compatriots.Um almost die and dey all like nice fight we go look for new fight now. Why I wit stupid gobbos anyway. Dat Ziki had da right idea. The poor battered gobbo sulks as he follows his compatriots.
With a flurry of movement and a surety of aim Um tries to place his shots where they will count.
and yet more failure ensues.
Traumatized by the whole event Um attempts to kick the spider, as his misses he is sprayed in gore from the chunk Marrowdown chewed out of the bug.
Um wriggles out of his bond as a full round action and whimpers in his spot hoping the others can kill the nasty bugs.
Um cowers on the ground in his web. Not being able to make an escape artist check till his turn he at least tries not to die of poison.
And promptly screams as the venom burns through his veins.
"Ahhhhh no no no kill dem not me. I not tasty." Um rolls back avoiding the gnashing mandibles. Venom drips around him as he narrowly avoids being a spider snack. He lets off two shots directly into the bugs open jaws.
"Ahh, it bit me! I is gonna die!" I swear if I die first thing out I am going to have a sad sad cry in the dark.
If surprise round as I am assuming by the way you describe events.
Um will pull his bow and be ready for these creatures, hoping they pay more attention to the bigger food types. If not surprise then Um will also take a quick shot at the descending bugs.
Alright, I'm replacing the Dares listed in the module with a more free-form style of doing this. Each of you that wants to accept the dare needs to make a saving throw or skill or ability to check to prove how skilled and bigbad you are. The DC is 15 for saves, 15 for straight ability checks, or 20 for a skill check. Be aware, though, that the first one to post using a specific save, ability, or skill has it easiest--anyone who posts after them using the same has to best them at their own game, meaning the DC goes up by 5! Every roll needs to be accompanied by flavor text explaining just what you're doing to prove yourself and it needs to have a clear connection to the roll itself.
Um looks nervous, as his plan to impress everyone by lighting the bonfire was completely lost in the fact that everyone was staring at the firework going off as his arrow hit. He looks around for a second and then smiles to himself, he quickly runs to a fallen log where he knows a wasp swarm has made their nest. He quickly pushes it hard and leaps to the top, riding it down the hill till it splashes into the swamp, dodging fast enough to keep the swarm from stinging him. Reflex to leap on and avoid swarm
As Um emerges from the muck he shouts forth"I the quickest, smartiest, gob ever live. I so quick n fast I ride great cloud of stings face many makes goblin swell and puss's night night place all da way to swamp floor n I not get stinged"
Um has a wonderful idea. If I get some fire and I ties a rag round arrow I can users bonfire before anyone else. Then I big fire goblin and everyone be impressed. Um goes off to steal some fire and a rag. Stealth
To no one in particular while on roof. "I not scramble head. They all dumb stupid stupids, with their stupid stupids, and all the stupid stupids dey gots. Dey will see. I'll show dem fires. I'll show dem all fires. Den dey sees real good. Ooh a atinkbug." Um looks around to make sure there are no goblins around to take it this time."Nobody take you this time. You keep tug an lucky company. He pops the bug in his pack before it can spray him.
What's a holiday. :)
Untrained knowledge Um cares little for stupid gobo tribe and stupid swamp. Um just want to find a wayout. Preferrably BEFORE anyone finds out about the words.
"We bring back fire works boss, we bring back works and dog heads and horse heads and even head of Lotslegs. We do all this for you boss." Um shouts out as quickly as possible.... and then realizes what is going on and stares quietly at his feet, trying hard to look inconspicuous. |