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10 posts. Alias of TheAntiElite.


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Is it wrong to want to throw this a bone?


Something like a collectivist crossed with a rajah or a guru that could sorta be a qedeshot or similar concept.


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Hello? Yes, this is dot.


So long as it's not treated like a Tengu egg, things shouldn't get terribly lewd. After all, what purpose would a harpy have for a...

*gets whispered message*

Not Tengu?

Wrong vowel?

What do you...

*more whispers*

...oh!

Nevermind!


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So I skimmed through the thread, and saw one reference, and realized no one took it further than a single throwaway line.

Therefore, in memory of the anticipated idea of Aeons going insane (or sane?) and embarking on a grand crusade to restore balance to all things, with the Elder Gods being the unexpected protagonists for the fight against a static neutrality of balance instead of the dynamic chaos that is the current state of affairs, an absence of spirals and a madness of inspiration and whatnot...ahem.

Screw the impossible
Eff the ineffable;
Row! Row!
Fight the Power!

Stat the unstatable
Play the unplayable
Row! Row!
Fight the Power!

What you gonna do is what you wanna do
Just break the rule, then you see the truth
This is the theme of "EGs" coming through baby!
Row! Row!
Fight the Power!

you are now envisioning Jamesasaurus piloting an Inevitable kaiju made of a multitude of miniature mecha Jamesasauruses with the Sunglasses of Doom, manually.


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I have a cousin who does wedding photography.


359. I'm sorry, I ate the homework because no one put a bowl out for me after I sang. :(


100. 101 awakened animal adventurers with class levels


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I am here to sing you the song of my people.

...

Actually, I'm a dog, so you're not likely to get any buffs. I mean seriously, I'm not a familiar. I'm sorta bad at this.


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Joe Hex wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Naturally, it's probably bards throwing those at you.
Ha! "Hello, I'm a Bard..." is probably the best explanation for what they do. :)

I have no idea what I'm doing.