Gurren Slaygonn's page

The Slaygonn tries to STRETCH LONGINGLY an arm to its friends trough the vegetation, but retracts it as soon as he's issued his ULTIMATE PURPOSE.

Turning his back to the impromptu forest, he prepares to CHARGE GLORIOUSLY toward his mission, his metaphorical hearth filled with BITTERSWEET RESOLVE, knowing that the spell holding him together wouldn't last long.
Still, he runs toward the SILENCE'S GIRLFRIEND, knowing that its HEROIC SACRIFICE will serve for something: its body may be broken, but its will WILL LIVE ON.

Following WITH DETERMINATION the directives of the SPARKLY CROW LADY, the Slaygonn follows after the group to cover their STRATEGIC RETREAT.

As its comrades join the GLORIOUS FIGHT, the Slaygonn is moved and blinded by the FIRES OF FRIENDSHIP. Fortunately, the blessing of VASHTI, THE ALL-MOTHER guides the mecha, as it slams the SCALED HORROR to the ground before coiling its hand around the beast's neck.

Standard Action: Maintain the GRAPPLE OF JUSTICE, inflicting GRIP OF JUSTICE damage, bestow the PIN OF FINALITY.
(Translation: Maintain the grapple, inflicting grab damage, and pin Log)
62/78 HP

Chainmail Bikini Grip: 1d20 + 23 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 23 + 4 = 28
Chainmail Bikini Grip: Judgement Day: 1d20 + 23 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 23 + 4 = 29
Creepy Laughing Dork Choke: 1d8 + 15 + 2d6 ⇒ (5) + 15 + (4, 5) = 29

I perform a BOW FILLED WITH RESOLVE to your kindness warmer than a beer left out on a TENACIOUS TABLE for a number of minutes equal to the NUMBER OF POSTS IN THIS DISCUSSION.

Get dat BGM going!

Floating in midair, the sleigh at the base of the Slaygon abruptly slides down, two of the wheels following the wooden planks to form makeshift feet for the construct. The other two wheels, in the meantime, creak and shift in a burst of radiance to form a couple of hands, following the wooden side panels that were now forming two huge arms. The canopy closes over the slaygon's chest, protecting it, as the part covering the driver's seat bends over itself, as if to accommodate a driver.
A split second after, with a powerful bleet, the ghost rider of the slaygon appears, sitting on top of it, as ghostly flames envelops the Slaygon's arms.
No, not the Slaygon...

The SLAYGONN, now faintly aware of his RIGHTEOUS purpose bestowed upon him by GHOST GRUFF, BANE OF THE WICKED poises himself to strike at the dragon. With a DETERMINED LEAP he flies up to the CHILD EATING LIZARD, trying to force on him the GRIP OF JUSTICE to prevent him to fly away.

ULULATING ORPHAN UPPERCUT: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34
ULULATING DAMAGE: 1d8 + 15 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 15 + (5, 5) = 28 The 2d6 is FIRE DAMAGE that burns hotter than the DETERMINATION OF THE JUST
GRATING CROW-THING GRAB: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (9) + 23 = 32

Move Action: ASCENSION OF JUSTICE
Standard Action: ULULATING UPPERCUT
AC 15-6-15, Hardness 5, and 78 HP.