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<woof> 42 is a very important number <woof>

<woof> life <woof>

<woof> the universe <woof>

<woof> everything <woof>


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Aubrey the Demented/Malformed wrote:

Thinking like a dog, Gurney wouldn't need to do a touch attack since he can trip as part of an attack and so wouldn't take an AoO (I know - now - he is small but even so I see no reason to assume he doesn't have the same ability to trip). Gurney hits, so you can roll his attack damage. However, Nualia doesn't go over.

Gurney savages the leg of the clawed woman, trying to trip her up. But she fairly easily keeps her feet and shakes him off.

Wolves have that, dogs (per the SRD) do not


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Thinking Like a dog:

Gurney is going to attempt to trip the clawed woman.

Provokes an AoO, which may negate all of this

Touch attack: 14+3+1 (bless)=18

Strength Check, 20 (natural)+1-4 (size)=17

Lo'j is going to respond differently depending how this goes.


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I think Gurney is damaged, but I'm not sure how much sine I was not running him for a few days


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Aubrey the Demented/Malformed wrote:
Cool - glad to hear this is not permanent. If work is tricky in the medium term, we can "retire" Lo'j temporarily and bring him back in when you are more able to be regular (so to speak) at an appropriate level and gear. If necessary, I'll DMPC him for the moment - let me know.

The main problem is when I work on computers all day and the world goes to crap, last thing I want to do when I get home is link in.


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Ezreal Farlowe wrote:
Not likely with Gurney having just spotted more of them coming down the hall. Maybe we should include coordinates on the next init chart to make sure we are all on the same page before the next wave hits.

Which isd impressive since I am actually in another game, on another material plane...


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Aubrey the Demented/Malformed wrote:
Gurney wrote:
I chant (in gnoll) "hurray, hurray, hurray for arterial spray!"
You need that animal companion feat.

um, yeah...

plus side, i stabilize... and there was much rejoicing... yay...


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I chant (in gnoll) "hurray, hurray, hurray for arterial spray!"


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I lick myself profusely, then settle down to sleep. I wake up when the two-legs change who is standing nearby, and beg for a fist fool of yummies before repeating the first part. I don't fart. That was the third guy to come in. I gave him fleas for blaming me...


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Doesn't matter to me which goblin I miss this turn


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Gurney attacks the goblin he shoved around.

18+2=20

damage: 1+1=2

Apparently the d20 gods have favored me, and the damage gods have not... sheesh


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Gurney Charges into the fray, effectively the running leaping dog chage of doom at the gobbo in B11. Effectively a flying dog tackle, so a bull rush, if a dog is smart enough for that.

Bull Rush (Strength) 18 +1 +2 Charging = 21

Size modifiers cancel (both small)


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woof woof, pant pant, woof pant woof pant


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Aubrey the Demented/Malformed wrote:
Don't roll a separate initiative for Gurney - he acts when you do. Let's keep it simple.

Fair enough


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[pant, pant, pant, beg, beg, scratch, beg]

In Dog: {Master not tell me kill you, so can me have treat?}


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And the doggy...