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Kender Kin hasn't posted in a long time. Does anyone know him in meat space? I think he lives in the US, but that's about all I know.

Looks like we could use a frontliner. I'm looking at a bloodrager or a barbarian type.

Dotting and plotting. What to make?

Cool! I have a few guys I'd like to try.

I'm in 2 other pbps, one of which is also run by KK. He hasn't posted there, either. I play a 3rd level elf wizard in another game.

OK.

Bump. Everyone still with us?

The goblin keeps flanking.

atk: 1d20 + 2 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 7 = 13

Fail.

If we survive this, we should talk about tactics. I've played this for decades, and every party has to figure out what they can do. Low damage is just a fact for small guys.

If I wanted to melee, I'd play a medium melee guy. Small guys do it differently. We'll figure it out.

We really don't do much damage, do we?

Gufi flanks again. Sorry, bear. It's you or us.

flank: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 7 + 2 = 22

dmg: 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) - 1 + (3) = 4

Seeing the summoned dogs, Gufi positions himself to flank one, and attacks.

sneak attack: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 7 + 2 = 28

crit?: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 7 + 2 = 12No.

dmg: 1d4 - 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (1) = 1

Remind me to never get in melee, even a sneak attack on a sickened bear.

nature: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18

Yipes!

That bear ain't right.

If it's within 15', Gufi will cast Color Spray, hoping to stun it.

Will DC 15

Guf's still stealthing.

Gufi follows Colvyn, his little rapier drawn.

Right behind you, Slick! Gotcher back.

stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 30

percep: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

What's in there? Anything?

You wanna go in there? I don't wanna go in there...

Gufi stays close to Colvyn. Bears are big. I hope it's not hungry!

percep: 10 + 3 = 13

Thar's a bar what's been har!

Gufi draws his blade and looks all around.

Giddyup!

We're looking for Jhod's god. Where it at?

No wonder they so goofy with their prankses.

Gufi wasn't used to smoking pipes, but he asks for it and takes a giant hit, then coughs.

Good stuff!

He takes a more measured puff, and actually does OK.

This stuff make you dizzy!

He hands it to whoever wants it next.

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Yes! Where da bear?

Geography: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17

Gufi shares what he knows:

A bandit camp downstream would likely be the Thorn River bandit camp, that you have some time back wiped out...

They.., They died...

Gufi sighs a little.

Not funny! We thought you was a ghostie!

Where's Quuroog? Her turn!

Git 'um, Slick!

It does seem like a strange class combo, but whatevs...

Welcome!

Either is good.

We got a new guy yet?

Rats!

Gufi fires a Ray of Frost.

ranged touch atk: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

dmg: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Take that, stinky!

Git 'um, holy folks!

He ain't getting my marrow!

Gufi draws his rapier.

What is that? Gufi asks.

He has no idea.

W-What's that?

Icksy nixies!

Pranksy tricksies!

spellcraft: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27

Pyrotechnics! Look out! It playing tricks!

Some kinda critter did it, I bet!

Gufi has no clue, but he can speculate.

I'm going to be out of town this weekend. Saturday and Sunday, should be back Monday. Bot me if you need to. I can play tomorrow, though.

Gufi looks at the other casters, realizing they didn't do it.

B-But if you didn't cast it, and I didn't cast it, then who c-c-casted it?

He looks around again, his eyes big with worry.

fort: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14

spellcraft: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11

Gufi avoids being blinded, and knows someone just cast a cantrip.

Hey, who did that? Not funny! No cantrip pranks in the woods!

percep: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

He looks around to find the source of the spell.

Sounds good, KK.

Yes, trees!

We gotta get goin'. Get some money. Somethin'!

Gufi spins around, full of energy.