Grimble hears the word magic and immediately cries in anger.
NO FAIR! Magic is cheating, we no have magic, so you no need it too!
She then makes a shot for kettlehead's head
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Grimble swings at her combatant again, still fighting to keep uninjured.
Grimble still fights defensively, and she swings at kettlehead.
Grimble, aware of her plight curls up into a defensive ball, ready to take a hit or duck an arrow.
Grimble frowns and holds up her own dogslicer. Grimble once liked kettlehead! But now he is mean, Grimble show kettlehead pain!
She dashed forward and charges Rempty, her blade out forward.
Grmble thinks for a moment and readies herself to speak. we don't have no not toads! she scrambles the words that sounded much better in her head.
Grimble remembers the tales of ghosts in the cave. ghosts in cave... perhaps they like fire? grimble nods, hefting her lood.
Grimble sees the dogslicer in Fan's hands and dashes over I can use that! Give to Grimble! she swipes it from Tak and drops her club. She admires the blade, almost hypnotized.
Grimble tries to club a toad, but misses
Grimble shrugs and starts swinging her club at the nearby toads.
Grimble smiles at tak showing her croked teeth. Yes, clubing this spy make me happy. Will gladly go find roads with you. she quickly drags the ties up whelp into the bushes where he was hiding before following Tak
Grimble smiles and turns the whelp over. She then makes sure the rope is tied well before trying to make the runt not die from his wounds. you be bad! But you not get to die yet.
Actually he's bleeding out and helpless, at -1 hp. Since he is alive still, grimble can make a heal check and prevent him from bleeding to death.
Grimble is just relishing the chance to kill something. However she'll stop if tak asks her to.
Grimble tries desperately to attack, her club whiping the air.
Grimble growls and swings her club again. nasty spy!
Grimble winces and swings her club once more, holding up her makeshift sheild.
+4 for size 4 for dex, the 4 on my skills tab is the one rank and the +3 class bonus
Grumble lifts her club and gets a little closer...then she jumps out with a screeching wail. GRIMBLE AMBUSH NOT-SO-SNEAKY SPY!
But swings a little wide
Grimble huffs and sneaks around the pool of water, thinking she might be able to get the jump on it
Grimble watches with disintrest
Grimble looks at her club. maybe set club on fire, use it to burn them!
Grimble looks at her shield and lifts her club... something she barely knows how to use. grimble wants to burn things... swamp too wet... frog taste good though! me don't care which place we go... but we may run into ghost at cave, if you not afraid of a ghost.
my life over the next week is going to be chaotic, you may have to bot me, but i will try to post when i can :)
Grimble gnaws on her club, finding the taste of wood quite nice.
she turns to tak and frowns. Grimble don't care! she hefts her barrel lid and grunts under its weight... her scrawny arms a tell to her strength.
Grimble scrounges on the ground
but once again her swollen eye seems to be on her mind...
Grimble looks at Tak, and is glad she is not in a cage anymore! Grimble grabs a club and jumps in joy. Grimble has club! oh, grimble still need to eat fire... but mud make grimble full, grimble will wait till tomorrow comes!
grimble dives to avoid the rocks. she barely avoids one as the stone wises past her head...
Grimble begins to bite her own arm
Grahhh!!! OUCH!
it appears she was not exaggerating at all, that REALLY HURT!! flailing around, a bite mark on her arm, she slams face first into a near by pole.
Oof!
i have to think about this... how best to injure yourself?
Grimble is glad once again to be eating, and shoves her mouth to the brim
she seems to just be eating the dirt...
but then finds plenty of worms, most of which she spits out. mrhh merrrph mrrr! she says, her mouth still full of mud.
grimble pouts and attempts to grab the spider, not as confident as she was with the hot stone.
she grabs onto the spider even to her own surprise.
and just manages to loop the rope around it. SEE!! me make it good!
Grimble takes the rock and places it in her mouth.
grimble smiles and shouts. EAT!? I WANT TO EAT ROCK!!!! although a tad later, as if she had just now noticed the whole ordeal.
OH! sorry, been busy lately, I'll just take a look and...
here is the comleate Grimble Gramble Grumps :) racial traits:
Goblinoid: Goblins are humanoids with the goblinoid subtype.
Small: Goblins are Small creatures and gain a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a –1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks. Fast: Goblins are fast for their size, and have a base speed of 30 feet. Darkvision: Goblins can see in the dark up to 60 feet. Eat Anything: Raised with little or no proper food, many goblins have learned to survive by eating whatever they happen across and can digest nearly anything without getting sick. Goblins with this trait gain a +4 on Survival checks to forage for food and a +4 racial bonus on saves versus effects that cause the nauseated or sickened conditions. This racial trait replaces skilled. Languages: Goblins begin play speaking Goblin. Goblins with high Intelligence scores can choose from the following: Common, Draconic, Dwarven, Gnoll, Gnome, Halfling, and Orc.
traits:
Color Thief: Your skin is an odd tint that somehow
absorbs background colors. Maybe because your mother drank a lot of potions when you were still inside her belly. Maybe because you’ve been blessed by the barghests. Maybe because you’re just better than the other boring goblins. In any case, you gain a +2 trait bonus on Stealth checks, providing you wear only light armor or no armor. NPC class Crunch:
Expert
HP:10/10(1d8+2) AC:14=10+(4dex,) init:+4 Fort:+2 Refl:+4 Will:+1 BAB=0 Skills/feats:
Skills(rank+class/ability/other) Bluff,4 Craft(alchemy),4 Diplomacy,4 Intimidate,4 Know(local),4 Disable device,4 Ride,0 Survival,4 Spellcraft,4 Stealth,4 Feats
song:
Grimble Gramble Grump Will Burn you to a stump! Grimble Gramble do What Grimble wants to! background/fluff:
Grimble lives in a cage, she has taken several objects from outside the cage to together a cobbled dress, one made of scraps of garbage. she admires kettlehead, for his size and strength... she isn't very strong, but she is smart. she is almost thin fit through bars of the cage too. Only her head is too big. her skin is a ruddy brown compared to most goblins' green. Her hair has been torn out and eaten, by her of course. and her eyes are small, beady, and dark red. She has a very fond relationship with fire, she loves it.
Plans for the future:
I am mostly planning on going alchemist with the Fire bomber archetype. she is going to blow things up :)
Motivation/drive: FIRE!!! FOOD!!! BOTH TOGETHER!!!! and also to kill/eat any non-goblins.
IC Story:
Grimble wants to touch fire!! Wants to EAT fire! Grimble Will do it, Grimble Knows me find way. Then, Grimble use fire to burn all the little Not-goblins'es! then see if they tase good, better than garbage me bets. Grimble turns to the goblin in the other cage, the whelp wasn't even listening. Grimble continues to ramble on... then i will try to see what else tases good! Me bets you that Pig taste good! see other goblins'es eating it, must taste goods... OH! and Grimble Will Wear clothes that fit her! little shards of glass and bone not real dress... OH, and Grimble will find way to make fire not hurt goblins, only not-goblins. she smiles devilishly with her large teeth and very wide grin
as for experiance, I'm pretty experianced in real life, but moderate in PbP, never finished a game yet :)
OH!!! THANKS SOOO MUCH!! this will help greatly :D
Darn, i don't have that book... i have all of the "We be Goblins" books but not that one :/
oh, so just to clarify, you mean "level up" as in replace our current class with a player one? Edit;also which goblin book are the traits in? I'm haveing trouble finding them...
Here is grimble, she is going to be expert most likely, possibly an adept... I'll start working on stats. I'm super into spellcasters, and Expert seems remarkably close to my preferred spellcaster... question, will we be taking actual player classes after we get out of the cage? |