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43 posts. Alias of william Nightmoon.


Full Name

Grimble Gramble Grump

Race

Goblin

Classes/Levels

Expert 1

Gender

Female

Size

Small

Alignment

Chaotic Evil

Strength 10
Dexterity 18
Constitution 14
Intelligence 16
Wisdom 8
Charisma 8

About Grimble Gramble

racial traits:
Goblinoid: Goblins are humanoids with the goblinoid subtype.

Small: Goblins are Small creatures and gain a +1 size bonus to their AC, a +1 size bonus on attack rolls, a –1 penalty to their CMB and CMD, and a +4 size bonus on Stealth checks.

Fast: Goblins are fast for their size, and have a base speed of 30 feet.

Darkvision: Goblins can see in the dark up to 60 feet.

Eat Anything: Raised with little or no proper food, many goblins have learned to survive by eating whatever they happen across and can digest nearly anything without getting sick. Goblins with this trait gain a +4 on Survival checks to forage for food and a +4 racial bonus on saves versus effects that cause the nauseated or sickened conditions. This racial trait replaces skilled.

Languages: Goblins begin play speaking Goblin. Goblins with high Intelligence scores can choose from the following: Common, Draconic, Dwarven, Gnoll, Gnome, Halfling, and Orc.

traits:
Color Thief: Your skin is an odd tint that somehow
absorbs background colors. Maybe because your mother
drank a lot of potions when you were still inside her belly.
Maybe because you’ve been blessed by the barghests. Maybe
because you’re just better than the other boring goblins.
In any case, you gain a +2 trait bonus on Stealth checks,
providing you wear only light armor or no armor.

NPC class Crunch:

Expert
HP:10/10(1d8+2)
AC:16=10+(4dex,+1 size, +1 shield) init:+4
Fort:+2 Refl:+4 Will:+1
BAB=0

Skills/feats:

Skills(rank+class/ability/other)
Bluff,4
Craft(alchemy),4
Diplomacy,4
Heal,4
Know(local),4
Disable device,4
Ride,0
Survival,4
Spellcraft,4
Stealth,4

Feats
fire hand(Goblin Feat)

Inventory(progected):
Gp:0(
obsidian dagger, blowgun, Dogslicer, wooden armor(shoddy), bucket, fishing net, fishing hook, hip flask, (2)iron spikes, (4)marbles, flint and steel, wire, (5) torches,

Inventory(current):

muddy rags, club, light shield

song:

Grimble Gramble Grump
Will Burn you to a stump!
Grimble Gramble do
What Grimble wants to!

background/fluff:

Grimble lives in a cage, she has taken several objects from outside the cage to together a cobbled dress, one made of scraps of garbage. she admires kettlehead, for his size and strength... she isn't very strong, but she is smart. she is almost thin fit through bars of the cage too. Only her head is too big.

her skin is a ruddy brown compared to most goblins' green. Her hair has been torn out and eaten, by her of course. and her eyes are small, beady, and dark red. She has a very fond relationship with fire, she loves it.

Plans for the future:
I am mostly planning on going alchemist with the Fire bomber archetype. she is going to blow things up :)

Motivation/drive: FIRE!!! FOOD!!! BOTH TOGETHER!!!! and also to kill/eat any non-goblins.

IC Story:
Grimble wants to touch fire!! Wants to EAT fire! Grimble Will do it, Grimble Knows me find way. Then, Grimble use fire to burn all the little Not-goblins'es! then see if they tase good, better than garbage me bets. Grimble turns to the goblin in the other cage, the whelp wasn't even listening. Grimble continues to ramble on... then i will try to see what else tases good! Me bets you that Pig taste good! see other goblins'es eating it, must taste goods... OH! and Grimble Will Wear clothes that fit her! little shards of glass and bone not real dress... OH, and Grimble will find way to make fire not hurt goblins, only not-goblins. she smiles devilishly with her large teeth and very wide grin