Goblin

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3 posts. Alias of Luke.


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Burn, burn tree and fern!
Shrivel and scorch! A fizzling torch
To light the night for our delight,
Ya hey!

Bake and toast 'em, fry and roast 'em!
till beards blaze, and eyes glaze;
till hair smells and skins crack,
fat melts, and bones black
in cinders lie
beneath the sky!
So men shall die,
and light the night for our delight,
Ya hey!
Ya-harri-hey!
Ya hoy!


Chase the baby, catch the pup.
Bonk the head to shut it up.
Bones be cracked, flesh be stewed.
We by goblins! You be food!


Sung to the tune of Purple Haze

Goblins race and Goblins jump.
Goblins slash and Goblins bump.
Burn the skin and mash the head,
Goblins here and you be dead.

Followed by a terrible choral screeching coming from a couple female goblin-kin scattered here and there among the horde like little comissars. The massed warriors seem to get really excited by the singing...