North Korea put Satellite in Orbit


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The Exchange

North Korea Do the Space thing...

Frankly who cares about the critics. No-one b@@#+ed when America and the Soviet Union put Satellites with missiles in orbit.

Silver Crusade

I suspect the primary difference is the perception that any U.S. and Soviet missile platforms would be relatively relied upon to stay in orbit.

Liberty's Edge

There are no US missile platforms in orbit.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

No, the concern is that a nation that can put things in orbit, can also lob nuclear weapons with ICBMs.

Silver Crusade

Everyone knows orbital kinetic impact ballistas are the rage now anyway.

Why couldn't Global Frequency have lasted longer...


HA HA

You filthy western pig-dogs! Now you get shaky knee joint!

Glorious Gnomunist Regime will rain breakment of things upon dirty capitalist city! Many breakments of things! From space!

We laugh and drink great water in time you drink what? No water, is what!

HA HA


Vive le Galt!


Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote:
Glorious Gnomunist Regime will rain breakment of things upon dirty capitalist city! Many breakments of things! From space!

Yeah, you're in space, mate! Good on you.

The Exchange

Mikaze wrote:

Everyone knows orbital kinetic impact ballistas are the rage now anyway.

Why couldn't Global Frequency have lasted longer...

Hanging out in Alternate Histories?


Great. Now our satellites need to avoid crazy north korean drivers.


I think the cylons are our friends.


Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote:

HA HA

You filthy western pig-dogs! Now you get shaky knee joint!

Glorious Gnomunist Regime will rain breakment of things upon dirty capitalist city! Many breakments of things! From space!

We laugh and drink great water in time you drink what? No water, is what!

HA HA

Bluff is not enough to win a fight.

Your troops are starving so much my gnomish friend that we can bribe them with a hamburger and spawn a civil war just dropping a bigmac with fries...
HA HA


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Angstspawn wrote:
Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote:

HA HA

You filthy western pig-dogs! Now you get shaky knee joint!

Glorious Gnomunist Regime will rain breakment of things upon dirty capitalist city! Many breakments of things! From space!

We laugh and drink great water in time you drink what? No water, is what!

HA HA

Bluff is not enough to win a fight.

Your troops are starving so much my gnomish friend that we can bribe them with a hamburger and spawn a civil war just dropping a bigmac with fries...
HA HA

Glorious Gnomunist troops not starve!

They train for lighter combat!

Food is filthy capitalist invention!

Glorious Gnomunist troops live on rainbows reflected from Great Leader's shiny scalp! And sausage made from enemies of regime! Sometimes bullet inside, sometimes toenail, but always very good for nutrition.

You like McDonald? Too bad, here bomb, FROM SPACE. No more Happy Meal for silly Westerner pig-dog.

Oh, you like Pancake House? Too bad again! Other bomb, also FROM SPACE. No more waffle for smelly money-counter person.

What now? No waffle and no Happy Meal, imperialist soldier die of hunger!

Gnomunist Regime wins again!

HA HA


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Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote:
Angstspawn wrote:
Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote:

HA HA

You filthy western pig-dogs! Now you get shaky knee joint!

Glorious Gnomunist Regime will rain breakment of things upon dirty capitalist city! Many breakments of things! From space!

We laugh and drink great water in time you drink what? No water, is what!

HA HA

Bluff is not enough to win a fight.

Your troops are starving so much my gnomish friend that we can bribe them with a hamburger and spawn a civil war just dropping a bigmac with fries...
HA HA

Glorious Gnomunist troops not starve!

They train for lighter combat!

Food is filthy capitalist invention!

Glorious Gnomunist troops live on rainbows reflected from Great Leader's shiny scalp! And sausage made from enemies of regime! Sometimes bullet inside, sometimes toenail, but always very good for nutrition.

You like McDonald? Too bad, here bomb, FROM SPACE. No more Happy Meal for silly Westerner pig-dog.

Oh, you like Pancake House? Too bad again! Other bomb, also FROM SPACE. No more waffle for smelly money-counter person.

What now? No waffle and no Happy Meal, imperialist soldier die of hunger!

Gnomunist Regime wins again!

HA HA

Drizzle rage dressing on kingdom next door! From SPACE! Rage dressing on a salad of EVIL!!

I HAVE FURY!!


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Fawful wrote:
Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote:
Angstspawn wrote:
Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote:

HA HA

You filthy western pig-dogs! Now you get shaky knee joint!

Glorious Gnomunist Regime will rain breakment of things upon dirty capitalist city! Many breakments of things! From space!

We laugh and drink great water in time you drink what? No water, is what!

HA HA

Bluff is not enough to win a fight.

Your troops are starving so much my gnomish friend that we can bribe them with a hamburger and spawn a civil war just dropping a bigmac with fries...
HA HA

Glorious Gnomunist troops not starve!

They train for lighter combat!

Food is filthy capitalist invention!

Glorious Gnomunist troops live on rainbows reflected from Great Leader's shiny scalp! And sausage made from enemies of regime! Sometimes bullet inside, sometimes toenail, but always very good for nutrition.

You like McDonald? Too bad, here bomb, FROM SPACE. No more Happy Meal for silly Westerner pig-dog.

Oh, you like Pancake House? Too bad again! Other bomb, also FROM SPACE. No more waffle for smelly money-counter person.

What now? No waffle and no Happy Meal, imperialist soldier die of hunger!

Gnomunist Regime wins again!

HA HA

Drizzle rage dressing on kingdom next door! From SPACE! Rage dressing on a salad of EVIL!!

I HAVE FURY!!

What!

I HAVE MORE FURY! YOU ONLY MIDLY ANGRY IN COMPARISON!

NOBODY ANGRIER THAN GLORIOUS GNOMUNIST REGIME!

MY HAIR IS MADE OF FIRE! WHAT PROOF MORE WANT YOU!


Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote:
Fawful wrote:

Drizzle rage dressing on kingdom next door! From SPACE! Rage dressing on a salad of EVIL!!

I HAVE FURY!!

What!

I HAVE MORE FURY! YOU ONLY MIDLY ANGRY IN COMPARISON!

NOBODY ANGRIER THAN GLORIOUS GNOMUNIST REGIME!

MY HAIR IS MADE OF FIRE! WHAT PROOF MORE WANT YOU!

You have energy like a little angry battery with no friends.

The hair of your fire which burns is barely with having the heat for the cooking of the marshmallows of disdain for the s'mores of my wrath!

Snack on my wrath, fink-rat!


Get 'em, Gnome, get' em good.


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I have chortles. The smile of your threats are wet and unappetizing like the bottom of the frying pan which is layered in the grease of defeat. Grease that is thick and chunky with the sausage of your doom.

Fawful is in the big comfy chair, cozy with the sipping of the hot cocoa of mockery that laughs at your face like a caricature drawn by a kid that is stupid. You have the impatience. You must stop and sample the sprinkles in life's salad bar.

I have amusement!

Liberty's Edge

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I frackin' knew it! The Daleks have control up there!

The Exchange

Fawful wrote:
Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote:
Fawful wrote:

Drizzle rage dressing on kingdom next door! From SPACE! Rage dressing on a salad of EVIL!!

I HAVE FURY!!

What!

I HAVE MORE FURY! YOU ONLY MIDLY ANGRY IN COMPARISON!

NOBODY ANGRIER THAN GLORIOUS GNOMUNIST REGIME!

MY HAIR IS MADE OF FIRE! WHAT PROOF MORE WANT YOU!

You have energy like a little angry battery with no friends.

The hair of your fire which burns is barely with having the heat for the cooking of the marshmallows of disdain for the s'mores of my wrath!

Snack on my wrath, fink-rat!

I call foul! That angry Battery with no friends is describing an iconic AA Advertising entity from the World of Capitalism.


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President Anklebiter, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap!


Fawful wrote:

I have chortles. The smile of your threats are wet and unappetizing like the bottom of the frying pan which is layered in the grease of defeat. Grease that is thick and chunky with the sausage of your doom.

Fawful is in the big comfy chair, cozy with the sipping of the hot cocoa of mockery that laughs at your face like a caricature drawn by a kid that is stupid. You have the impatience. You must stop and sample the sprinkles in life's salad bar.

I have amusement!

Threatening sayings of no content you say! Glorious Gnomunist Regime is without amused!

Fist of Great Leader descent from sky satellite and break your hot cocoa with Invincible Missile!

HA HA! NO MORE HOT COCOA FOR CHICKEN PERSON!

What is that, chicken person? You sad for is of no hot cocoa?

This is face of Gnomunist Regime caring: THERE IS OF NO FACE, HA HA!


I'd be more concerned of the rockets than the satellites.

Also, next thing I'll hear about is probably the North Korean Metal Gear.


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Icyshadow wrote:

Also, next thing I'll hear about is probably the North Korean Metal Gear.

How is you of finding out! WHO IS OF SAYINGS! REVEAL SOURCE!

You western pig-dogs smuggling secret microfilms in watermellons!

Then you of wonder why Great Leader make satellite. Gnomunist Regime is victims here, really.


I'm next to Russia. I wouldn't say I'm very western for that reason.


Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote:
Fawful wrote:

I have chortles. The smile of your threats are wet and unappetizing like the bottom of the frying pan which is layered in the grease of defeat. Grease that is thick and chunky with the sausage of your doom.

Fawful is in the big comfy chair, cozy with the sipping of the hot cocoa of mockery that laughs at your face like a caricature drawn by a kid that is stupid. You have the impatience. You must stop and sample the sprinkles in life's salad bar.

I have amusement!

Threatening sayings of no content you say! Glorious Gnomunist Regime is without amused!

Fist of Great Leader descent from sky satellite and break your hot cocoa with Invincible Missile!

HA HA! NO MORE HOT COCOA FOR CHICKEN PERSON!

What is that, chicken person? You sad for is of no hot cocoa?

This is face of Gnomunist Regime caring: THERE IS OF NO FACE, HA HA!

I am lacking in cocoa. Fawful is cocoaless.

But is no for changing! Sending you your missile for to high-five Fawful's face with the power. Your plan that I laugh at now makes for more laughing! Missile is make of the cheap! It will be on the hitting of the pigeon-bird and of the falling to pieces like the cookie crumbles. The cookie of your tears!

I HAVE VICTORY! Easy as bread sandwiches.


Dr. Strangegnome wrote:
President Anklebiter, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap!

Ten females to every male? Chosen for their qualities of sexual attractiveness? Hmmm.....


Did they not get the memo that we can shoot down satellites?


Why would you want to shoot down our weather satellite?!?


Kryzbyn wrote:
Did they not get the memo that we can shoot down satellites?

Blowing up satellites is a very very bad idea if you want a space program in the future all that junk floating around taking out other satellites.

All you need to do is nudge it so it burns up on entry.


Gnomunist Cultural Attaché wrote:
How is you of finding out! WHO IS OF SAYINGS! REVEAL SOURCE!

You've now idea how many secrets we can get for a brownie and a new set of underwear!

The Exchange

Maybe dead, maybe alive

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Icyshadow wrote:

I'd be more concerned of the rockets than the satellites.

Also, next thing I'll hear about is probably the North Korean Metal Gear.

They are called Battlemechs...and there is a bunch of big ones on the moon in a secure facility.


It does be appeared that Fawful has given burned head of gnome a case of the fleeings. Of course we all is for the knowing that soon as it is said that burning face will be back with the excusing of the "retreat of the tacticals". Fawful's enemies are predictable like the mailman with very good watch. The mailman who brings the package of your misery to place upon your doorstep, marked with the label of "Thank you for your patroning!" and signed "From Fawful, who enjoys the soundings of your tears".

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