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Thanks EndlessForms!

Giradoux looks at the other pathfinders huddled around the controls and says, "You have a few seconds before I start turning this into a mess of wires and destruction!"

Will give one round before Giradoux starts playing ginsu master with the circuit boards.

Reflex!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18

Giradoux sidesteps the lava, looks at the growing lava, and shouts to Rowles, "Rowles! Take care of the salamander, I'm going to go smash the panels!"

Moving towards the panels!

Giradoux attacks the Mephit that had the temerity to land a blow upon him.

Attack!: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 7 + 1 = 23
Damage!: 1d10 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23

Haste Attack!: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 1 = 9
Damage!: 1d10 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23

Reflex: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

"Rowles! Attack the Salamander!" Giradoux shouts as he heads towards the nearest Mephit and swings his sword. Blue

Attack!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
Damage!: 1d10 + 13 ⇒ (7) + 13 = 20

Did Giradoux have time to heal Rowles? If he didn't it leads to a big change of plans.

Giradoux walks over to portal 2 and tries his luck against it.
UMD: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (13) + 13 = 26

Rowles joins Giradoux and tries helping.
Str: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

Giradoux lets forth a scream, "LORD APSU DAMNS YOU!" and swings with his mighty sword.

Attack!: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 7 + 1 = 11
Damage!: 1d10 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

Haste Attack!: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 7 + 1 = 27
Damage!: 1d10 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

Crit Threat!: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 1 = 9
Damage!: 1d10 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15

Life link keeping Rowles alive, at 25hp left from all the damage

Giradoux moves around behind Tig-O and tries swinging his sword at him.

Attack!: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 7 + 1 = 21
Damage!: 1d10 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23

"ROWLES! FLYING CHARGE! Giradoux shouts over the increasing din of Tig-O's madness.

Giradoux hurries over to Rowles and starts tapping him with a wand.
"My Friend, that hurt us both. A lot."

Wand of Lesser Rejuv. Eidolon

Looking around, Giradoux holds up a different wand and says, "Is anybody skilled in the use of this? I seem to have been hurt more than I expected."

Holding up a Cure Light Wounds Wand, down to 17 hp :(

Giradoux steps closer to the Azer and swings his mighty sword!

Swift action Arcane strike, 5ft step to get closer and full round attack on the Azer!

Attack!: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 7 + 1 = 24
Damage!: 1d10 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14

Haste Attack!: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 7 + 1 = 20
Damage!: 1d10 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15

Endless Forms, do you count charging as a straight line (i.e. I put a piece of paper down and there's nothing between me and it) or a STRAIGHT LINE (I must move in a line of squares that is perfectly staright)?

Giradoux starts chanting in infernal as he waves his hands about.

Suddenly, all of his companions feel faster and better.

Haste for everyone!

Looking over at his companion, Giradoux says, "Get them, Rowles, stop them before they do too much damage."

"Rowles, let's help Kudor, apparently, he needs assistance opening the door"

Aid/Str check!: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15

"Thank you for responding, my Friend, I need your help once again." Giradoux says as he unsheathes his matching bastard sword and takes a look around.

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17

"It smells unworldly here." Giradoux says, "I suggest we do not take long."

Giradoux takes out his rod of extend lesser and casts extended Mage armor on his eidolon.

"I have heard rumors of this 'technology' ... are we just suppose to hit it hard until it stops?" Giradoux pips up from the back.

Also, on the Journey, Giradoux will summon Rowles. Only takes a minute, but towns folk have been known to freak out when his eidolon appears :P

Giradoux:
PFS # 69693-4
No Day Job.
Initiative +2
Perception +2

Rowles:
Eidolon.
No Day Job.
Init: +2
Perception: +9

A Tengu with a large bastard sword walks into the room and heads towards the finely dressed Taldan noble, before he starts talking.

"Hello good sir, My name is Giradoux. May I interest you in the teachings of holy lord Apsu?" He says as he holds out a obviously self made pamphlet extoling the glories of the lord of dragons.

Da'Tunga falls unconscious. The apes go crazy and start rampaging around the room, while the mask fetishes shake and quiver before cracking and crumbling to dust. The mist starts to slowly dissipate as the apes and monkeys flee from the windows.

This fight is ridiculous on high tier. The fetishes have no attacks and the other primates are specifically not supposed to fight. Blech.

A man tied to the obelisk seems to come out of his stupor. Help me! Heeeelp! The man informs you that he is Nigel (the man you've been looking for). He is incredibly grateful for your rescue and gives you a rare Mwangi weapon as a present for the Society. The weapon is an incredibly ancient Mwangi spear that Chelish explorers found near the colony of Sargava during the reign of the expansionist Chelish Prince, Haliad I. It would be worth a great deal to the Pathfinder Society and they’d hungrily pay to include it in their collection.

Fin!

Thank you for the great game!

Despite the low bab I approve of your build. I would like to add my fav build so far ive seen on here was a whip trip build magus that used wand arcana to spell combat a true strike wand before his whip attempts.. He was 6th level and hit 50+ cmb on trips..

O_O ... O_O ...

I'm curious if adding in a 1 level dip of swashbuckler for their panache could be helpful (after all, free finesse and using a whip with combat reflexes could be mean...)

Giradoux stays where he's at, but starts chanting and waving his arms, his muttering starts out softly and abruptly stops with the words, "GO GO SPEED UP TIME!" Rowles, Giradoux, Prothero, Blackjack and Kira, once again are hasted

Giradoux looks at Rowles, who responds with a look of acknowledgment. "We're gonna wait for Wizzy, we both seem to hit better when he's around."

Hold Action for Wizzy to start inspiring courage/whatever magic he has planned.

I'm ready! And your heartfelt indifference toward my plight is appreciated! ;)

C'mon, don't you wanna have your character known as tentacle face? It'd be your hook! :D

When everybody's ready, Rowles can open the door & we can clear this Museum!

and also, possibly save prothero, but that's optional :D

PFS 69693

No Day Job

Giradoux pulls out his wand of lesser rejuvinate eidolon and taps his friend gingerly a couple of times "Here you go, Buddy, that croc really took a bite out of you..."

Lesser Rejuv Eid: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
Lesser Rejuv Eid: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Lesser Rejuv Eid: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
Lesser Rejuv Eid: 1d10 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

No crit for you! Only because the crocodile fought defensively.

NOOOOO!!! The one good attack roll the dice gods of paizo decided to give me clutched away by the foul machinations of a GM. *sighs* well, let's see a level 6 fighter get off 4 attacks in a round and do 69 damage :D

Shoulda just popped Rowles... >.>

There's a reason why my Summoner has a con score of 14 ... it's called life link, free action to take damage that would cut my Eidolon down to 0 & apply it to my Summoner :D

posting this here because i'm about to call it a night, if kyra/floggy do something awesome & finish it off before I "go" feel free to ignore

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO KEEP WALKING!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WARNED YOU'??? I DID!" Giradoux shouts at Rowles over the din of combat

Seeing the crocadile in agony (hopefully) from his Eidolon's strikes, Giradoux attacks as well.

First Attack!: 1d20 + 5 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 5 + 4 + 1 = 29
MOAR DAMAGE!: 1d10 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 9 + 3 = 17

EDIT: THREATEN!!!!
THREATEN!: 1d20 + 5 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 5 + 4 + 1 = 17
THREATEN!!!! DAMAGE!!!!: 1d10 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 9 + 3 = 19

Haste Attack!: 1d20 + 5 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 5 + 4 + 1 = 25
EVEN MOAR DAMAGE!: 1d10 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 3 = 13

Remember your heroism buff Gira and Blackjack.. Your total buffs just from me are +4 hit/+3 dam and then your hasted so another +1 hit..

missed heroism, but that only brings me up to a 13... stupid dice hatred.

Taking a short breath, and than swallowing nervously, Giradoux looks at the behemoth in front of him.

"Well, Gents, I think it's time we got down to business!"

Giradoux steps up and swings with all his might!

ATTACK!: 1d20 + 5 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 5 + 3 + 1 = 12
DAMAGE!: 1d10 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 9 + 3 = 21

edit: REALLY PAIZO DICE ENGINE? DO YOU HATE US?!?!?!?!

Surprised to see Rowles head into the room after Giradoux most definitly a noise, Giradoux stumbles unexpectedly behind him "WAIT!. STOP ROWLES! HOW DID YOU MISS THAT NOISE???"

Also, enters the room following his eidolon.

Giradoux and Rowles just stand in the doorway to act like statues.

well, that was a waste of haste. At least we don't have to be complete murder-hobos :D

Japan? Well, that's quite the trip.

Looking at Prothero, Giradoux says "You said there were odd noises over here, eh? Well, there's only one fix for that"

Nodding at both Rowles and Blackjack, Giradoux walks to the north side of the door, waits for Rowles to walk directly in front of the door, then takes out his Rod of Lesser Extend, casts a spell extended haste (10 rounds) on Giradoux, Rowles, Prothero, Blackjack, and Kyra and waits for Rowles to enter the room.

round 1 of 10.

I built him as a helper and knowledge guy.. At that he succeeds greatly.. If it ever comes to him having to fight most likely he's running lol..

So.... you're pretty much like The Doctor, only pint sized and with a banner instead of a sonic screwdriver...

5 ft steps for Giradoux for flanking with Wizzy & Rowles for flanking with Kyra

Fort Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
Tumbling around his enemy Giradoux lets out a hearty laugh, "These bites are the most you can do to slow me down?"

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HIT ALREADY!!!: 1d20 + 5 + 4 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 5 + 4 + 3 + 2 = 26
+5 from char, +4 from helpful, THANKS WIZZY!!!, + 3 from Lingering Perfomance (1 rnd left), + 2 from flanking... have I meantioned that Wizzy is my hero???
Damage? Please??: 1d10 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 9 + 3 = 18

Fortitude: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Fortitude: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16

Giradoux lets out a sigh as his eidolon finally gets back into action "You know Rowles, next time you need a nap, feel free to let me know!"

Attacking Green Dot
Attack!: 1d20 + 5 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 5 + 3 = 11
Damage!: 1d10 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 3 = 22

Fort 1: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Fort 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

"Well, if at first you don't succeed, try try again!"

Attack!!: 1d20 + 5 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 5 + 3 = 26
Damage??: 1d10 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 9 + 3 = 19

There's always active a +1hit/dam/saves vs charm via my flag bonus.. It increases to the above when i use inspire courage.

There is no way that can stack is there? (Otherwise I have a combat bard who might need to steal some character ideas from you :D)

Sounds like a fear based effect...

Giradoux takes one look at the floating heads, shakes his head and says "That's it. I vote we burn this place down." Steps forward and swings with all his might at the nearest one.

ATTACK THE FOUL GREEN DOT MINION OF THE DEVIL!!!: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
DAMAGE?: 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16

Slashing Grace just requires Weapon finesse - and you don't need swash finesse for a handful of perfectly good slashing weapons that qualify for Slashing Grace for Dex to hit. (Specifically, the aforementioned Aldori Dueling Sword and Whip.)

FACEPALM!!

Whoops, I wasn't thinking about the weapons specifically called out in Weapon Finesse for being Finesse-able, I was thinking in general (Thanks for pointing that out :D

Giradoux looks over at Blackjack, "You Know, your sword looks small, let me help you with that"

Facepalms as I realize I have 3 1st level spells left && Enlarge Person available, do you wanna hit harder?? :D

"Well said, Prothero." Says Giradoux with a look of distate at the monstrosities. "Rowles, same as before, you lead, I follow and we'll make sure this room is clear before moving on."

With that, Rowles takes the lead and enters the room.

A new player I can understand, but there isn't quite the same commitment to Bonekeep for pregens as there are for actual characters. Who knows, maybe I'm crazy. Haha

Sooner you come to terms with being crazy, the easier life is :D

Peter

I don't like the idea of bringing Pregens to Bonekeep. Seems inconsiderate, especially since it is known for being deadly.

1 Person was new, so in order to actually play, they needed to use a pre-gen.

The other two, well, one tore up his pregen sheet & the other accepted his fate (3 fireballs does that to a character)

Also, i've been drinking, so i'll wait to post in gameplay until i'm sober :D (or else who knows what Giradoux will come up with :D )

Peter

Killed 5 people at bonekeep :D (2 PCs, 3 Pregens)

Only the ninja managed to escape.

Day 1 of Gen Con: Played the Path's We Choose scenario, pretty good
Day 2 of Gen Con: GM'd Fate of the Fiend (possible tpk for low level parties at end)
Day 2 of Gen Con (Cont'd): GM'd Legacy of the Stonelords, fantastic with giant groups (check the pics on the blog, 150+ tables, awesome!)

Day 3 (Today) of Gen Con: Fate of the Fiend x2 (GM'ing) and Bonekeep 3....
Day 4 (Tomorrow) of Gen Con: Destiny of the Sands (GM'ing) and home......

"Take your stinking paws off me you DAMN DIRTY APES!!!"

Giradoux decides to return the favor to the ape that decided to 'touch' him with his Bastard Sword

SWORDS!: 1d20 + 5 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 5 + 3 = 25
DAMAGES!: 1d10 + 9 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 9 + 3 = 19

Just got done printing off the scenario's I'm gonna be GM'ing at GenCon ... 1/2" of paperwork.

My printer hates me :D

Peter