Another ghostly dancer, this one a redneck of the 21st century, joins the dance as well....
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Hey, buddy, I can find you in the Abyss and whoop your damned ass, so you better watch what you say here!
Yessir, Mister Merlin, sir.... I'm a friend of Dwayne Lee, hell, we grew up together.... Used to play with BB guns, 'bout put each others eyes out a dozen times! Heheh! Dwayne always got mad 'n was first to break the 3-pump maximum rule.... Ghost Jeb gets a bit misty-eyed as he reminisces about childhood with Dwayne Lee.... Thems was good times, DL....
The Ghost of Jeb suddenly materializes in a puff of foul-smelling green vapor, and a loud, fart-like noise.... Oops! Hehee! 'Scuse me! I know ain't nobody asked my 'pinion, but I gotta tell ya, cool as this s~!& here is, an' much as I admire and respect Doc Holliday, he's startin' to get on my nerves, askin' when we're a-gonna get to Tombstone an' kill that SOB dug up his bones an' stole his gun, Daisy.... After we kill these vampires 'n Nazis, can we go an' get the damned gun so Doc'll leave me to rest in peace?
YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAA!!! Take that, Cthulhu ninjas!! HAA!!
The ghost of Jeb stands at the foot of Dwayne Lee's bed, trying to awaken him.... Dwaaaaayyyyyne!!.... Dwaaaaaaayyyyne!!.... Wake uuuuup Dwaaaaaaayne.... Damn, bubba, how many them beers you drank before bed?.... BOOOOOO, ya drunk m!#*@%-f@*!~&! Wake up! They's ninjas creepin' around outside, ya damned fool!
Dwayne can almost hear Jeb's voice in his head.... Doc told me to tell ya.... Daisy's in Tombstone.... You got to get yourself up there, bubba.... Bring your new friends.... You'll need 'em.....
Dwayne Lee.... Dwayne Lee.... Why'd ya go and let it eat me, Dwayne Lee?.... Why?.... HAW-HAW!! Naw, I'm just f*!~in' with ya, bubba! HAW! I ain't gonna haunt ya or nothin', you know I's always too lazy for s#%* like that 'n such.... I just brung you a message from....you won't never believe it! Your hero!.... No, not Dale Ernhardt Jr, your other hero.... Doc Holliday! No f+&&in' s$+*, Doc F##$in' Holliday! He's here in the Spirit World with me, Dwayne Lee.... 'N old Doc Holliday himself wanted me to tell you this.... A no-good, black-magic-workin' warlock done dug up Doc's grave, and stole his favorite gun, Daisy!.... Doc said he'd much prefer to see old Daisy in the hands of a worthier man, Dwayne Lee.... I think he was talkin' 'bout you, Dwayne Lee! A peal of thunder and a flash of lightning banish the dream and the ghost at once, as Dwayne Lee sits up in bed, awake and covered with sweat.... |