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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
KenderKin works for the FUBAR.

Nope! Not me.


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No me....


Kenderkin here....

The pc would look like this only an orc and first level of course, with the proper point buy and campaign trait....


This is a half-orc paladin I made for another game submission.

I would swap out pioneer trait as the campaign specific trait.


CST central standard time


Updated story to include Westcrown....

Feed-back is appreciated!


KK here!

Almost done with this re-worked PC.


Conspiracy hunter is mine also seems to fit for a paladin....

I will re-do the crunch soon ! ;)


KK here how about something like this!


M orc Paladin / 1

"My sweet Flori!"

Only the DM can save you!


M orc Paladin / 1

what happened?


M orc Paladin / 1

"Who shalt lead us?"


M orc Paladin / 1

"My sense is tha man is capable in many ways, perhaps a ruffian or a rogue, tha needs a chance to do tha right thing when it actually matters. Outrunnin tha town guard is good practice, but will not guide a man's future."


M orc Paladin / 1
JamesF wrote:

Back in the office.

"Of course , the church will be well compensated your...bishopness , if this matter is cleared up....and I have a personal favour to ask, my son , a good lad , just a little misguided at times, a quest like this will make him a man....would you ascent to this?"

The fat councillor sweats a little when this is mentioned and looks at the Archbishop expectantly..

"Misguided! Indeed perhaps a chance at guidance is needed!"


M orc Paladin / 1

"Nay I be a man o few words, an not so well at bringing destruction upon evil, I be better at healin."

"I jus thought another might fit more well, in my stead."


M orc Paladin / 1

"Mah expereince wit undead is limited, I am better at channeling divine power, but only fer healin, not fer offense o defense. I have a spell tha aids me ganst ghosts, perhaps there is another better suited...."

Fubar then waits quietly....


M orc Paladin / 1

"Shall we enter?"


M orc Paladin / 1

"Time fer some action!"


M orc Paladin / 1

"Away ye ignoramooses!"

Archery longbow, composite
Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Forgot to roll initiative...

Initiative 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21


M orc Paladin / 1

"Iffen a half-orc was meant tah be on a boat they woould calls em half-oars."


M orc Paladin / 1

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

"Watch tha deck!"


The paladin stands ready!


Does a mount make sense for my "divine bond" in your game?

If so
What options are available for a mount?

This info will let me finalize my PC


E-mail sent....

can also view online here.


Ok looking at divine bond

any clues for a "mount".... What would make sense and be allowed by the DM?


Updating still....

hospitaler archetype!
healer role!


Still interested in making a half-orc paladin for this game.


M orc Paladin / 1

Things can be resurrected in the event of death.


M orc Paladin / 1

"Caydee tha Orcs are tha way!"

Archery longbow, composite
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13


M orc Paladin / 1

Fubar begins to cheer Caydee, but her shot goes wide.

Current hit points
21/34

"Prepare fer smiting!"

Smiting, longbow composite
Attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
Damage 1d8 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13


M orc Paladin / 1

Initiative 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Perception 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4

"Prepare to defend yourselves!"


M orc Paladin / 1

"Is thar a bridge o somethin we ken take tah get cross tha pit at the entrance o tha fortress?"

"I know not o such a thing."

"But we knows o tha obstacle an ken takes wha we needs."


M orc Paladin / 1

"I am ready when you are, I have had mah bath an have filled mah belly with hot stew, I would like a warm night by a roaring fire an ken leave in the morning."


M orc Paladin / 1

"Fear not friend yer stories o yer homeland ore those I look forward to hearing."

"Joy is in the ears tha hear"


M orc Paladin / 1

"Tha caves fer sure tah give more loot an might even be other hostages in need o freein!"

"Should we spend a day o two relaxin at tha bearded elf, I would like tah soak mah feet, an tha cave is not goin anywhere."


M orc Paladin / 1

"Mayhap those men we saved ken unload an sort through this cart, at their homes an we can examine it in smaller peices than in tha wagon. I think tha wives winks at Caydee would like ther husbands home fer a bit!"

"Ken we ask round town fer someone whos known how tah make a Yeti talk?"


M orc Paladin / 1

"I got 375 gold off o some ogres an ken pay tha as in full so yeh ken get away."


M orc Paladin / 1

Fubar takes out his hand axe and begins tackling the process of freeing the trappers the only way he knows how.

"Mind yer hands an fingers!"


M orc Paladin / 1

"What are yah doin here?"


M orc Paladin / 1

Strength check
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22


M orc Paladin / 1

"If we camp here an they come out from ahind tha door, they push us intah tha chasm.....If we go back we ave tah cross tha ropes again. I am not happy with either prospect."

The doors form a tight seal together.....
knowledge dungoneering
DC 15

Spoiler:

Likely made by dwarves....


M orc Paladin / 1

"Yah wants tah camp here?"


M orc Paladin / 1

"Id take a giant tah force this door open."

"Err we plannin on goin in?"


M orc Paladin / 1

Grabs the rope tightly....

"Sorry I ave tha snow blindness an can not see."

@Caydee
"I was unaware o yer feelins!"


M orc Paladin / 1

Strength check
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

"Hold on friend Krill!"

Drops the rope.....AZH I hope you have this!


M orc Paladin / 1

"Caydee o Krill one o yous wants tah have a rope an attempt tha bridge. I sees myself bein on tha holden end o tha rope, rather than tha crossin end."

Removes a length of rope from his pack!

Who is going to attempt the crossing?


M orc Paladin / 1

"I do needs some javelins o somethin fer fightin things fer away..."


M orc Paladin / 1

"Friend Azh we ave plenty o climbin gear an rope tah make tha way safe. Do we wish tah pursue tha inhabitants intah tha fortress?"

Sorry to hear about those circumstances, a grunt or moan every once in a while will be appreciated, I have had to post via phone before and it is not fun!


M orc Paladin / 1

Fubar turns towards the new-comer....

"Who might yerself be?"