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KenderKin works for the FUBAR.

Nope! Not me.

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No me....

Kenderkin here....

The pc would look like this only an orc and first level of course, with the proper point buy and campaign trait....

This is a half-orc paladin I made for another game submission.

I would swap out pioneer trait as the campaign specific trait.

CST central standard time

Updated story to include Westcrown....

Feed-back is appreciated!

KK here!

Almost done with this re-worked PC.

Conspiracy hunter is mine also seems to fit for a paladin....

I will re-do the crunch soon ! ;)

KK here how about something like this!

"My sweet Flori!"

Only the DM can save you!

what happened?

"Who shalt lead us?"

"My sense is tha man is capable in many ways, perhaps a ruffian or a rogue, tha needs a chance to do tha right thing when it actually matters. Outrunnin tha town guard is good practice, but will not guide a man's future."

Back in the office.

"Of course , the church will be well compensated your...bishopness , if this matter is cleared up....and I have a personal favour to ask, my son , a good lad , just a little misguided at times, a quest like this will make him a man....would you ascent to this?"

The fat councillor sweats a little when this is mentioned and looks at the Archbishop expectantly..

"Misguided! Indeed perhaps a chance at guidance is needed!"

"Nay I be a man o few words, an not so well at bringing destruction upon evil, I be better at healin."

"I jus thought another might fit more well, in my stead."

"Mah expereince wit undead is limited, I am better at channeling divine power, but only fer healin, not fer offense o defense. I have a spell tha aids me ganst ghosts, perhaps there is another better suited...."

Fubar then waits quietly....

"Shall we enter?"

"Time fer some action!"

"Away ye ignoramooses!"

Archery longbow, composite
Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Forgot to roll initiative...

Initiative 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

"Iffen a half-orc was meant tah be on a boat they woould calls em half-oars."

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

"Watch tha deck!"

The paladin stands ready!

Does a mount make sense for my "divine bond" in your game?

If so
What options are available for a mount?

This info will let me finalize my PC

E-mail sent....

can also view online here.

Ok looking at divine bond

any clues for a "mount".... What would make sense and be allowed by the DM?

Updating still....

hospitaler archetype!
healer role!

Still interested in making a half-orc paladin for this game.

Things can be resurrected in the event of death.

"Caydee tha Orcs are tha way!"

Archery longbow, composite
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
Damage 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13

Fubar begins to cheer Caydee, but her shot goes wide.

Current hit points
21/34

"Prepare fer smiting!"

Smiting, longbow composite
Attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
Damage 1d8 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13

Initiative 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Perception 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4

"Prepare to defend yourselves!"

"Is thar a bridge o somethin we ken take tah get cross tha pit at the entrance o tha fortress?"

"I know not o such a thing."

"But we knows o tha obstacle an ken takes wha we needs."

"I am ready when you are, I have had mah bath an have filled mah belly with hot stew, I would like a warm night by a roaring fire an ken leave in the morning."

"Fear not friend yer stories o yer homeland ore those I look forward to hearing."

"Joy is in the ears tha hear"

"Tha caves fer sure tah give more loot an might even be other hostages in need o freein!"

"Should we spend a day o two relaxin at tha bearded elf, I would like tah soak mah feet, an tha cave is not goin anywhere."

"Mayhap those men we saved ken unload an sort through this cart, at their homes an we can examine it in smaller peices than in tha wagon. I think tha wives winks at Caydee would like ther husbands home fer a bit!"

"Ken we ask round town fer someone whos known how tah make a Yeti talk?"

"I got 375 gold off o some ogres an ken pay tha as in full so yeh ken get away."

Fubar takes out his hand axe and begins tackling the process of freeing the trappers the only way he knows how.

"Mind yer hands an fingers!"

"What are yah doin here?"

Strength check
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22

"If we camp here an they come out from ahind tha door, they push us intah tha chasm.....If we go back we ave tah cross tha ropes again. I am not happy with either prospect."

The doors form a tight seal together.....
knowledge dungoneering
DC 15

"Yah wants tah camp here?"

"Id take a giant tah force this door open."

"Err we plannin on goin in?"

Grabs the rope tightly....

"Sorry I ave tha snow blindness an can not see."

@Caydee
"I was unaware o yer feelins!"

Strength check
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

"Hold on friend Krill!"

Drops the rope.....AZH I hope you have this!

"Caydee o Krill one o yous wants tah have a rope an attempt tha bridge. I sees myself bein on tha holden end o tha rope, rather than tha crossin end."

Removes a length of rope from his pack!

Who is going to attempt the crossing?

"I do needs some javelins o somethin fer fightin things fer away..."

"Friend Azh we ave plenty o climbin gear an rope tah make tha way safe. Do we wish tah pursue tha inhabitants intah tha fortress?"

Sorry to hear about those circumstances, a grunt or moan every once in a while will be appreciated, I have had to post via phone before and it is not fun!

Fubar turns towards the new-comer....

"Who might yerself be?"