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Friendly Neighborhood Lich wrote:

SmiloDan wrote:

In my brain, I sounded like Helena from Orphan Black.

How do I type with the Ukrainian accent of an overly-religious sugar-addict serial-killer?

Anyways, whatever kind of (dead?) beast is handy. I was giving advice on cooking.

I don't understand why you need to sacrifice an animal for polymorph any object. Wouldn't it be easier with a live chicken? Aside from the pecking, but liches have good DR, don't they?

Oh, sorry. My mistake, I misunderstood.

I suppose I could try eating undead flesh... It would need to be very well cooked to make sure my host body didn't get sick from eating it.

I mentioned the sacrificing polymorphed chickens for the spell "spawn calling". It lets you call a thunder behemoth or a spawn of Rovagug by sacrificing humanoid creatures. Both thunder behemoths and spawns of Rovagug have regeneration so I thought they would make perfect unlimited food sources.

I'd house the spawn in a private demiplanes. To get it there I'd possess the spawn and planeshift.

Regarding Helena. That is a difficult question to answer. I suupose you coold make slight spielling mistaeks to produce sounds in people's skullz. Kiind of like whail of the baanshe without trying to keell people. At the risk of being slightly offensive if you wanted to try that.

I... did not remember you could eat chickens. It's been a long time since I inhabited a mortal vessel.

SmiloDan wrote:

In my brain, I sounded like Helena from Orphan Black.

How do I type with the Ukrainian accent of an overly-religious sugar-addict serial-killer?

Anyways, whatever kind of (dead?) beast is handy. I was giving advice on cooking.

I don't understand why you need to sacrifice an animal for polymorph any object. Wouldn't it be easier with a live chicken? Aside from the pecking, but liches have good DR, don't they?

Oh, sorry. My mistake, I misunderstood.

I suppose I could try eating undead flesh... It would need to be very well cooked to make sure my host body didn't get sick from eating it.

I mentioned the sacrificing polymorphed chickens for the spell "spawn calling". It lets you call a thunder behemoth or a spawn of Rovagug by sacrificing humanoid creatures. Both thunder behemoths and spawns of Rovagug have regeneration so I thought they would make perfect unlimited food sources.

I'd house the spawn in a private demiplanes. To get it there I'd possess the spawn and planeshift.

Regarding Helena. That is a difficult question to answer. I suupose you coold make slight spielling mistaeks to produce sounds in people's skullz. Kiind of like whail of the baanshe without trying to keell people. At the risk of being slightly offensive if you wanted to try that.

In my brain, I sounded like Helena from Orphan Black.

How do I type with the Ukrainian accent of an overly-religious sugar-addict serial-killer?

Anyways, whatever kind of (dead?) beast is handy. I was giving advice on cooking.

I don't understand why you need to sacrifice an animal for polymorph any object. Wouldn't it be easier with a live chicken? Aside from the pecking, but liches have good DR, don't they?

Oh, sorry. My mistake, I misunderstood.

I suppose I could try eating undead flesh... It would need to be very well cooked to make sure my host body didn't get sick from eating it.

I mentioned the sacrificing polymorphed chickens for the spell "spawn calling". It lets you call a thunder behemoth or a spawn of Rovagug by sacrificing humanoid creatures. Both thunder behemoths and spawns of Rovagug have regeneration so I thought they would make perfect unlimited food sources.

I'd house the spawn in a private demiplanes. To get it there I'd possess the spawn and planeshift.

SmiloDan wrote:

Put beast near fire.

Eat when hungry.

What manner of beast would you be referring to? It sounds like something that regenerates. I can't simply summon a god spawn, possess it, cut off pieces of flesh, Planeshift the body to a private demiplane and leave it there.

That would raise too many questions and attract the attention of the local adventuring guild.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/c/spawn-calling/

I'm trying to be discrete here, not scare off the locals.

Hmmm... Is there a way to cast spawn calling without the sacrifices?

But ultimately what does Thunder Behemoth flesh taste like? And if you were to cheat the spell by sacrificing polymorphed chickens instead would the thunder behemoth taste like chicken?

Questions like these are what private demiplanes are for.

Put beast near fire.

Eat when hungry.

What manner of beast would you be referring to? It sounds like something that regenerates. I can't simply summon a god spawn, possess it, cut off pieces of flesh, Planeshift the body to a private demiplane and leave it there.

I'm trying to be discrete here, not scare off the locals.

This sounds like a good idea, and could be useful in my current... predicament... as well.

What will you do with your existing husk?

Greater possession makes it that you can enter the body of the creature you're possessing.

Hmm... but if I was forced to use magic jar or regular possession... The most obvious solution would be to hide my body in my basement, behind a book shelf. In the event that the book shelf was moved from the outside my body would have a contingency set to trigger a planeshift to a private demiplane.

Hello all you wonderful warlocks, witches, and wizards.

I am a lich moving into a new neighborhood. I was forced to move out of my last home when the local adventuring guild decided to run me out of town.

To avoid a repeat of such a situation I've decided to create a body I can inhabit while in town. I want to do so by first by casting "polymorph any object" on a chicken and turning it into a half-elf (I was a half-elf in life). Once the body has been prepared I would possess it via an "extended greater possession".

I was wondering if any of you have experimented with such a thing. If so, what problems have you encountered. If you haven't, but see an obvious problem please speak up. Everyone's welcome.

Thanks,
Your friendly neighborhood lich.

P.S.: I'd also like to not have to sacrifice a small animal every time a local adventuring guild discovers my identity and decides that liches make for bad neighbors.

P.P.S.: I also do not want to spend any gold if I can avoid it. Things like creating simulacrums of a half-elf and then possessing it would be a possibility but such a thing is expensive.

P.P.P.S.: I'm excited at the thought of having a body with taste buds. I've forgotten how to cook so if any of you have suggestions on easy, good tasting Golarion cuisine please share as well.