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7 posts. Alias of Black Badger.




Hello all you wonderful warlocks, witches, and wizards.

I am a lich moving into a new neighborhood. I was forced to move out of my last home when the local adventuring guild decided to run me out of town.

To avoid a repeat of such a situation I've decided to create a body I can inhabit while in town. I want to do so by first by casting "polymorph any object" on a chicken and turning it into a half-elf (I was a half-elf in life). Once the body has been prepared I would possess it via an "extended greater possession".

I was wondering if any of you have experimented with such a thing. If so, what problems have you encountered. If you haven't, but see an obvious problem please speak up. Everyone's welcome.

Thanks,
Your friendly neighborhood lich.

P.S.: I'd also like to not have to sacrifice a small animal every time a local adventuring guild discovers my identity and decides that liches make for bad neighbors.

P.P.S.: I also do not want to spend any gold if I can avoid it. Things like creating simulacrums of a half-elf and then possessing it would be a possibility but such a thing is expensive.

P.P.P.S.: I'm excited at the thought of having a body with taste buds. I've forgotten how to cook so if any of you have suggestions on easy, good tasting Golarion cuisine please share as well.