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* dies of corn syrup overdose *
*dies*
Hey, I get XP when I stab things. *stabs Babby* Now you heal him. We can make 5th level in no time like this!
*makes signs: "SAVE OUR LIZARD FRIENDS!"*
Go barbarian!
*looks at table* ... carry the three... uh...
Wait, shouldn't that be a breath weapon save? Or spell?
You got his decoy wallet. His real one was... elsewhere. And there's not much else 'elsewhere', let me tell you.
If you can find me, Tin Man. *hides*
Is something happening? Why am I stuck in here with Rouge?
Awww, you killed it. They're not nasties. They're cute little harmless fuzzballs... er, scaleballs. *scratches one of the lizards under the chin*
I could backstab you and put your out of your misery. Then I could take your stuff. Fair trade.
*stands behind Nesod and makes IK IK noises*
Quiet, you. I don't even know what a rouge is.
*applauds the DM*
Gah! More ways to divide XP and loot. Can I backstab him?
I rub my legs together to produce a chirping noise and use that to echolocate.
This coin is probably cursed, innit? Or magic? Maybe it's magic. But how do I activate it? I know! *Proceeds to fold, spindle, fondle, and mutilate the coin. Ends up by swallowing it.* Do I feel any different? Do I glow? I jump into the air. Can I fly? Can other people see me now? Can I understand all languages?
Woo-hoo! (makes note not to backstab Nesod yet)
Wha-? We can be nonhuman? I wanna be a phraint!
'Sneak attack'? Is that like backstab? Hey, what are your special characteristics? I taste bad to monsters. Which is good 'cause I can see a gazebo from here. It's white.
Pssst, Mr. DM. What's a 'rogue'? Is that what turns your face red? And what's with this 'd20' stuff? You mean 2d10? And why roll those? Where are the d6's?
Shhh. I'm hiding.
*awakens* Huh? Wha? Did you guys have me resurrected? Gee, that was swell of you. Now, where are there pockets I can pick... OH GODS, ARE WE IN COMBAT!? *hides*
I'm here. Didn't somebody need me? *sneezes*
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